Saturday Night Live with Rich and Tikay: Mastercash *****official show thread*****

delaney09

i had the bad trouble of being put as my dads best man when he got re married to an absolute munter worst day of my life standing there looking at my dad marry the look a like of the teacher from matilda.... the party after was much worse though well for her anyway.. good for my entertainment watching her fall down the stairs... needless to say their marriage lasted from november-april what a waste of money

hawk7112

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soccer am 11yrs now ?
Posted by spornybol

15/16 years is prob closer

MMegabyte

I play the violin and at 15 years old I was playing a concerto in front of a not inconsiderable number of people.

During the hardest part, my music stand collapsed. Whilst just about managing to play from memory, one of the ushers was trying and failing to put the stand back up. Eventually he gave up and just spent the rest of the piece on his knees in front of me holding the music up. Mortifying!

spornybol

ok try again has soccer am been going as long as tikay ???

DOHHHHHHH

lol @ soccer am going for only 10 years...

Prob nearly 10 years since Lovejoy left. I'll go 18 years - ish.

Do either of you in the studio know if Helen is still playing poker at any kind of "reasonable" level? 

Sky_Mandy

FOR TIKAY )

delaney09

soccer am been running 17 years ??

Sky_Mandy

Don't forget Orford's Disastermind......you can win your way into Friday nights Take On Tikay by answering a few simple general knowledge questions.  Last weeks champion, SolarCarro aka Dave Thompson, will be defending his crown shortly - can you beat him?

If you would like to try, then please send your name, alias and phone number to skyopen@bskyb.com and you may be on the air shortly

kaymac

soccer am started in 1995

TRIP5

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I play the violin and at 15 years old I was playing a concerto in front of a not inconsiderable number of people. During the hardest part, my music stand collapsed. Whilst just about managing to play from memory, one of the ushers was trying and failing to put the stand back up. Eventually he gave up and just spent the rest of the piece on his knees in front of me holding the music up. Mortifying!
Posted by MMegabyte

Welcome to the forums Megabyte!!!!

xx

Spad3s

Quick question for this tikay, what qualifies you to comment on hands?

Some of your advice is silly. Ill play you heads up.

unknown_username

One of my many embarrassing moments was when I was stuck in a traffic jam on the M25 with a new work colleague a few yrs ago,i suddenly very very badly needed the toilet, sweating and doubled over in the van he asked me what was up, i had no option but to explain to him that we was going to have a very unfortanate situation inside the vehicle in about 3mins max.... after about 2mins arguing he eventually handed over his lunch box, i jumped in the back and tried to start a conversation so he didnt hear the embarrassing noises, but he didnt seem up for a chat.

I'm all against littering but i couldnt drive to the job with this "jobbie"....luckily it wasn't a see through lunch box so i was able to leave it by the side of the road.... I didnt feel that bad as it was a Tottenham Hotspurs lucnchbox...infact i enjoyed it

MMegabyte

Hi Rich, MMegabyte is a 'she' - in fact she's the one who asked for your autograph last week ;-) Glad I made you all laugh!!

MMegabyte

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In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Tikay: Mastercash *****official show thread***** : Welcome to the forums Megabyte!!!! xx
Posted by TRIP5

Thank you! Hope to be around a bit although I won't be lasting long on the tables LOL

spornybol

my most embarrasing moment was getting ready for p.e when i came out off changing rooms i front off the females minus shorts and underwear, all i can say it was not only my face that went red

delaney09

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Quick question for this tikay, what qualifies you to comment on hands? Some of your advice is silly. Ill play you heads up.
Posted by Spad3s

HU4ROLLZ ??

kidgirlgy

Hi Rich and Tony

Great show.  Busted out again of the Vegas 1/4 final.  Is there a 1/4 final tomorrow and what time is it?  My Hubby is through to the Semi.  Good luck to Dave and every one else in the semi and Final.

Sue

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Spad3s

Come on tikay dont ignore me:)

All the talk.

spornybol

i have another where i was in the pub on a darts nite, well i was doing the chalking when i had let wind out, so rather that let rip i clench my buttocks and it`s a silent one that came, well you know what they say silent yet violent well this was i emptied the entire pub with my standing alone, could not even blame it on the landlords dogs as they did a runner too.

IAMALLIN2

Hi Rich

I am surprised you didn`t give Sky Matt a going over, considering he is probably responsible for you black eyed avatar

LOL

Gary

IAMALLIN2

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Quick question for this tikay, what qualifies you to comment on hands? Some of your advice is silly. Ill play you heads up.
Posted by Spad3s

Years of experience, results and the respect of the poker community including most of the best players in the country
 

kidgirlgy

Hi Rich and Tony

Thanks for the info will look again in the morning.

Sue

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MMegabyte

I'm shocked at the lack of embarrassing stories!

Stewart1

Ignore all the critisism Tikay (I'm sure you do!).  You and Rich Orf are the best presenters on here, don't ever leave!!!!!  

BTW, doing rather nicely on the 5/10p master cash 

Cheers

Stewart

IAMALLIN2

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I'm shocked at the lack of embarrassing stories!
Posted by MMegabyte

I e mailed it

LOL

Spad3s

Okay Tikay, thanks for answering, so you are there because they cant get anyone else?:).

Only kidding. You guys are fun to listen to.

Machka

Quick question for this richard, what qualifies you to present hands?

Some of your presenting is silly. Ill play you heads up.

Stewart1

My embarrasing story was from my own wedding when I made my speech and I said that when I met my wife 4 years ago I knew I was going to marry her.....only problem was there was an ex girlfriend at the wedding who I was seeing at the time....she did the maths and got upset then drunk and had a right go at me in front of my new wife and her parents.....oops lol


Cheers

Stewart

Machka

The promise of this was worth a £400,000 jump in donations!

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1300452893319-0B3BA7E600000578-7927_466x346.jpg

Machka

At what age should you start potty training?  I mean infants not pensioners.