Donkey Orford's PTP Thread

Tikay10

Can't believe I have sunk so low, but it seems I am now Orford's Personal Assistant, & he's asked me to start his PTP Thread for tonight, as he's "busy".

On Sunday, Orford was late for his call-time, so I had to do his Show Thread then, too. It got 17 zillion replies, & he threw a mardy strop, because his Thrreads usually only get 2 replies.

Now, he has been on the phone begging me to do his PTP thread for tonight.

"Go on tikay, you do it so well, & you know I love & adore you. And I'm soooo busy".

Pfft.

So, here comes Orford's PTP Thread.......

  

Tikay10

There will be TWO TSP Classic Seats up for grabs tonight.

The FIRST of them will go to whoever correctly gueses Orrible Orford's finishing position in tonight's TSP Classic.

Hopefully, you will all say something like "plumb last", that's today's Nap selection.

So, guess Orford's finishing position in tonight's TSP Classic, & the correct answer (CORRECT, not nearest) will get a seat in the TSP Classic for any night you so desire.

Fair enough.

Now for the second FREE TSP Classic seat.......

billyboots

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..........................49th......................

JohnConnor

83rd please.

Tikay10

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat.

shazallin

69th please

Shaz
xxxx

unknown_username

44 if he's lucky - but judjing on last weeks fom, its very doubtful lol

SoLack

1st Q 89
2nd Q 69

Tikay10

SOLLY!

Behave, please.  

JohnConnor

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"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat.
Posted by Tikay10

"If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands."  --  Douglas Adams

Just go for it mate, life is too short not to ;-)

hawk7112

63rd IF he plays well

unknown_username

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"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ENTRY wins a TSP Classic Seat.
Posted by Tikay10

Dear Richard.
I have tried many things to please women that I have been in love with, but I found what really keeps them happy is a nice cup of Tea and some Buscuits. Maybe if you were to make Tikay Tea & Buscuits everyday he would love you back and may even help you out with some advice regarding you being "hopeless & hapless at da pokers" too. Good Luck

Regards
Pokertrev.

unknown_username

Hi Tikay
You playing the sleepstack tonight sir?

spornybol

I`LL GO RICH WILL FINISH 38TH

TheDart

Orford to finish 20th!

Talon

 a respectable 53rd

scouse_red

I'll go for rich to finish 24th

hawk7112

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

It could be worse you could be Welsh as well.

))))))))))

MMegabyte

75th, and in response to the other question, "For goodness' sake, please just concentrate on da pokerz".

spornybol

In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat.
Posted by Tikay10

IF YOU THINK YOUR IN LOVE, THEN BUY SAID LITTLE GIFTS, EG EYELINER, BLUSHER FOR THE MAN BAG, EVEN OFFER TO GET HIM A COFFEE`S EVERY DAY, I`M SURE THERE`LL RETURN THE LOVE AND EVEN SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY POKERZ PROPERLYZ
       
       GOOD LUCK IN YOUR LOVE QUEST

Tikay10

Don't forget - there are TWO DIFFERENT Fun Comps in this Thread. The second one is the one you should major on.

I just texted Orford, "done your thread again mate, said you were a top bloke".

He replied "you are a legend, you are too kind".

Bless him.

RAISE  

GREGHOGG

Rich to finish 44th

and

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

Go for someone your own age

billyboots

In Response to Re: Donkey Orford's PTP Thread:

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me? BEST ANSWER to that wins a TSP Classic Seat.
Posted by Tikay10

Richard, it seems you haven't got much going for you but you are amongst friends and that is priceless, therefore, treat yourself and your beloved Tikay to a 'once in a lifetime' train journey across Siberia, that way he will get plenty of quality time to impart his poker knowledge into that wonderful skull of yours...........:)-  It's a win win no brainer imo.

kennybad

rich to finish 67th

scouse_red

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?

Rich take him on a trip on the orient express and arrange for a 10 seat SnG in da pokerz and
donk him all your chips and of course wear that famous blue hoody

callumtres

51st

acebarry10

Rich to finish 18th

Well Rich, learn the names of all of the train stations, learn which chimneys are the best, travel the length, and bredth of the UK on the trains so you can tell tikay all of the best stations, pylons, bridges and JCB, are

Eyeman

13th (JJ v A4 - trip 4s).

In the second part.

Start off talking to the subject of your desires. Don't be too forward to begin with, and see if you get any encouraging responses. 

Generally, if the person repeatedly belittles you, it's a sign of love, at which point consider a date - perhaps a meal, the cinema, or (if your loved one is in the same line of work) consider trying to get on the same "gig" as them - for instance, if you present a minority interest TV programme, try and get them to sit alongside you as often as possible. If they accept..... lube!

DannyMcs

I've gone for out early or well deep the last two weeks so right in the middle today: out 90th.

DOHHHHHHH

9th I reckon plz.

If thats taken, 109th.

MAXALLY

11th.

"My name is Richard Orford, & I need help. I'm not only hopeless, helpless, & hapless at da pokerz, but I think I'm in love with tikay, I really do love that boy. What advice can you give me?......

Just go for it...........ONE TIME!