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HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!
With latest Squaddie Rab we Now have SEVEN registered in the Forum DTD on Bank hol Mon
Details below, you have to register on DTW's thread.....
He has got some nice bonuses, and it is great fun [& cheap] SO.......
COME ON THE HITSQUAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 | Forum DTD Monday 30/05/2011posted at 27/5/2011 1:09 PM BST on SkyPoker.com |
 Posts: 2830 First: 20/6/2009 Last: 28/5/2011 | 50 runners for June = Special Prize lets spread the word peeps MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE MAY LEAGUE
Hi all & welcome to the Forum DTD Last Longer which takes place every Monday & as a Bonus Sky Adam has put up a £5-50 ToT Entry for the following Friday
Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner
7-45pm Deepstack buy-in £1-10
If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread. RIGHT THE MONDAY MAY DTD LEAGUE BIT As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show Starting on Monday May 2nd and running for 5 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one so thats the 2nd / 9th /16th /23rd /30th May. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus Your best 3 scores out of the 5 will be added together and an average score taken The player who achieves the lowest average will receive
A FREE ENTRY TO THE £15K Bounty Hunter Main Event (worth £33)
the rules bit.
HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL |
Comments
Will start with part of the post that set the ball rollin as an intro, then will list members which I will update when necs...............................
"As there may be some sort of Cardiff SPT challenge thrown down by Machka, thought we better Start our own thread!!
This Elite 'HitSquad' started when Four of us went to our first ever SPT at LUTON just over a year ago, we were alll Rabbish then, but have focused on gettin better!!
Now we have heard there is another Hitsquad [Praz etc], we are detemined to knock them off their perch, along with Sky 'superstars' TKP!! lol , and even the Famous Team Sky LOL !!
Original Members HITMANRV, Monkey123, sicswans, marc2000, and 'adopted' at the Luton Bar, Mohican, have laid low for a year building our poker skills, we are now ready to unleash on the Poker world, startin with Cardiff SPT !!
First 'Sky' person we ever met was the ever polite Machka, at our Luton hotel, so this has gone round full circle. Now TKP has developed fully into The premier Sky 'team' lol so to speak!!
We Shall be CONDUCTING INTERVIEWS for other POSSIBLE TEAM MEMBERS over the next few weeks!!
There will be some intense tests & a suitabilty scrutiny will have to be carried out, so that insanity is proven etc!!
FINAL JUNE DTD TEAM LEAGUE TABLE !!
Team Runners Wins Points LEAGUE POINTS
TEAM POKERTREV 54 1 59 15
TEAM HITSQUAD 54 3 54 14
TEAM 51 50 1 50 14
TEAM KNIGHTPLOP 44 - 27 10
TEAM SKY 2 - 9 4
TEAM NINJA PLONKERS 15 1 4 3
HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!
1, Name...............
2, SEX M/F...............[optional]
3, SANE/INSANE..........
4, Football Team........
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....
6, Special Powers....
[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad]
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....
8, What odds do you think u will be to win the nottingham DTD SPT
[240ish runners]?....
9, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....
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[*,Playin Cardiff SPT]..Well done Comrades 11!!
[**,Railin, Alternating SPT]... Brilliant Comrades 2!!
Dave HITMAN_RV *
Barry monkey123** [Team CanGod}
Matt sic-swans * [Team, 'in your face mother']
Carl Mohican * [Team Hair!]
Paul BARBIE59 * [& Girlfriend Zoe**, Team Couple]
Rob EmilyEgg [ Team Exile ]
John Young Gun [ Team Protegee']
Father Terry Vaigret [Team Chaplain]
Chris DiggerMan * [Team Tree, its Rubber, BOOING BOOING !!]
Colin golden238 * [Team Shrek]
Wynne wynne1938 [Team Wise Man]
Mr Jones sighKO [ Team Pyscho Jones]
Rob aussie09 * [ Team Antipodean]
cantplay20 [Team CanPlay ??]
David DAIBOOT * [Team Boyo]
JJ DOHHHHHHH [ Team Guest,actually Team DOHHHHHH, capt]
Ashley delaney09 [Team Irn Bru]
Martyn Splashies [Team Cobbler]
Lucy Lucy4 [Team Concealer]
Robin harding09 [Team Blue Moon]
Robert RAB! RAB642 [Teab RAB, ?????. but it drinks buckfast and tiger]
Anna Fowles !! [ Team Glama Anna ].....Yes, Honestly!!
Dave Wacko90 [Team Wacko?]
Steve Bigbiker22 [Team Biker]
Andy Shipdchips * tba
Sharon Shazallin [Team Eye-Candy]
Ken kennybad [ Team Villain]
Mike maggiesdad * [Team Kidder]
Dean 1nitro1 [Team Aslan]
Lisa lisar83 [Team Erica Roe]
Patrick 123456789 * [Team Numbers]
Neil donkeyplop **
Simon Lightwood [Team Potter]
Ed WWFCblue [Team Chair ??]
John Dunonriver
Joe yuranASSet [Team BatShatMad!!]
Callum iBLUFF [Team Bluffer]
Sue kidgirlgy [Team Vegas Princess, or Team Tiger] not sure yet!!
Hope I aint missed anyone, & make sure you all have posted your intro.s up !!
more nick-names to follow, will be earn't in the arena & may be changed at will, please advise if ya got a good Team position u can fill !! [we still have Team Tart available, lol, might have that myself]
Good luck all !!
INSPIRATION!!!!
Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop
Cry 'God for Tikay, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
William Shakespeare & The Hitman
PINK SPAMMMMMM THREAD
MODS DELETE PLSSSSSSS
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When we win we shall sing...
"Can you hear TKP sing, noooooo, nooooooooo. Can you hear TKP sing, nooooooooooo, noooooooooo. Can you hear TKP sing, i can't hear a fooooooking thing. Whoooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!"
Team Cobbler
WE CAN SEE YOU LEAVING
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You able to enter the Forum DTD tonight Comrade ??
Forum DTD Monday 30/05/2011
First: 20/6/2009
Last: 28/5/2011
50 runners for June = Special Prize lets spread the word peeps
MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE MAY LEAGUE
If not, another time, dont worry!! I reckon about half The HitSquad will be playin
Does involve M/tablin, but everyone will help!! [I can't even play One table properley LOL]
IF you want me to register for you, post here, or pm me, and I will
P.S.S. I demand that Delaney is not called Irn Bru, as that drink is purley Oranage and is consistantly drunk by ME, Ill even play him HU to take the title back.
Well Done all, Esp Ross & Young_Gun !!
COMP /
PLAYER
7.15
DP STK
7.45
DP STK
8.30 TOTY
TOTAL
ROSSJB14 (TKP)
4
8
10
22
YOUNG GUN (THS)
1
43
11
55
KENNYBAD
22
17
17
56
MADMOO (TPT)
16
15
37
68
GREGHOGG (TKP)
17
44
15
76
MP33
48
20
18
86
DTWBANDIT (TKP)
64
12
24
100
BARBIE59 (THS)
35
7
59
101
FREECHIPS1
78
3
23
104
HITMAN RV (THS)
42
9
58
109
1st TKP POINTS - 20!! Well Done,
Esp, ROSSJB14, WP 1st!! 10 pts!!! , GreggHogg 5th 6pts, DTWBANDIT 7th 4 pts
2nd THS POINTS - 13
Young_Gun 2nd 9 pts, Barbie59 8th 3 points, HITMAN RV 10th 1pt
3rd TPT POINTS - 7
MADMOO 4th 7 pts
feel like Sepp Blatter, Changing rules as I go lol !! But to include TPT, and with below structure I just invented, League table looks like this.........LOL.................
TEAM POINTS GD
TKP 2 20
THS 1 13
TPT 0 7
Next week be nice if we can have similar turnout
PPS If Delaney likes his Nick-name he keeps it... after all we cant' keep havin your Pants-Down Don!!!
Really Well Done to You & Splashies FTW !! This structure seems easy & fair!!
I will be in the SRL tonight hopefully i can run good and climb that leaderboard, GL to you aswell
I didn't think you were being rude at all not to worry :P I'm trying to tap you up before the others do as i know you have a good game. It's not about proving yourself really just fill in application in the Sky poker tour sectin and join, you wouldn't let anyone down at all im pretty sure of that.
GL at the tables buddy
Go on, all you have to lose is your sanity.
Hi Hitman have sent you a pm re- Team Points have also posted on Forum DTD Thread let me know what u think
Michael
ps Amended Team table From last nite, to acknowledge the Brave Independants
TEAM POINTS GD
TKP 2 20
THS 1 13
TPT 0 7
IND 0 0
TNP 0 0
TSP 0 0 [sry TK, couldna resist]
Hiya Hitman
I think the Monthly Team League would be a Great Addition to the Forum DTD as it would encourage others to form Teams as well & it doesn't interfere with the Individual Comp so it's a Thumbs Up from me
btw would we be starting from Zero Points each Month
Michael