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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
     I am so glad you chose to leave peacefully Mr Maxally, have a nice day Sir "Right boys, get that moonshine open.....and how many of those dodgy £20 notes we still got left?"
    Posted by SighKO
    Thank You for keepin Order, while mi back was turned SighKO!!

    Mind ....Wacko90, What a GREAT SIGNING!! No Wonder Max was Jealous !!
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Thank You for keepin Order, while mi back was turned SighKO!! Mind ....Wacko90, What a GREAT SIGNING!! No Wonder Max was Jealous !!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    Yeah wd on that one boss, I don't think these other pretenders no what they're in for now!!

    You watch the door, cos we've had allsorts trying to get in here today



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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Yeah wd on that one boss, I don't think these other pretenders no what they're in for now!! You watch the door, cos we've had allsorts trying to get in here today
    Posted by SighKO

    Bertie been in has he?.....

    (makes quick exit)
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    I'm gonna go out back and watch that initiation ceremony that one of our boys went thru a while back, they were a bit tougher back then than they are now 


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  • BARBIE59BARBIE59
    edited June 2011
    Any HITSQUAD Members playing in the TSP Classic 2nite?
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011

    i wont be got snooker final :) tonight when get in may hit tables and rail if any hitsquad left in

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  • BARBIE59BARBIE59
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    i wont be got snooker final :) tonight when get in may hit tables and rail if any hitsquad left in
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    Good luck, ya come and play /rail after, hope ill still be in lol sure there be a decent turn out from the hitsquad also 
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Any HITSQUAD Members playing in the TSP Classic 2nite?
    Posted by BARBIE59
    All being well and good i should be in!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    i wont be got snooker final :) tonight when get in may hit tables and rail if any hitsquad left in
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    good luck in the final, whats you're highest break?
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : good luck in the final, whats you're highest break?
    Posted by Neildown
    Dont derail the thread lol i shall be along when in defo, talk on twit if u wanna know :P
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited June 2011


      thread is up for Forum DTD with new Prizes
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
      thread is up for Forum DTD with new Prizes
    Posted by DTWBANDIT
    CALL TO ARMS BRAVE COMRADES!!!

    go to this thread [below] & sign in for Mondays Battle!!

    Forum DTD Monday 06/06/2011 NEW PRIZES FOR WEEKLY & MONTHLY

    posted at 3/6/2011 12:56 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    		 
    Posts: 2888
    First: 20/6/2009
    Last: 3/6/2011

      THIS IS FROM SKY ADAM

      

    Hi Mike,

     

    I'm going to double the value of the DTD prize for this week to a TSP Classic seat, if you keep it at 50 runners then this will be maintained

     

    June's monthly prize will now become a Primo seat rather than the 12k BH

     

    If you can keep getting the runners up then i'll keep upping the prizes - next target is 60, then 75 then 100     
      

      MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE JUNE LEAGUE


    Hi all & welcome to the Forum DTD Last Longer which takes place every Monday & as a Bonus Sky Adam has put up a TSP CLASSIC Entry for the following Friday



    The structure is 3 Tourneys lowest score wins (see below) to take part simply post on this thread BEFORE Monday 7-10pm. I will be doing the updates every week now

    Here's how it is going to work.

    Your 3 scores are added together & the lowest wins the Prize



    Your score in each tournament will be based on your finishing position.
    So, if you finish 1st, 5th and 92nd your score will be 1 + 5 + 92 = 98

    Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner

    eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner


      7-15pm Deepstack    buy-in £2-20

     

                           8-30pm Totty           buy-in £2-20

      7-45pm Deepstack   buy-in £1-10




    If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread.


       RIGHT THE MONDAY JUNE DTD LEAGUE BIT

    As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show

    Starting on Monday June 6th

    and running for 4 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one

    so thats the 6th / 13th /20th /27th June. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus

    Your best 3 scores out of the 4 will be added together and an average score taken

    The player who achieves the lowest average will receive

     

    A FREE ENTRY TO THE PRIMO MAIN EVENT  (worth £55)

     

    the rules bit.

     

    HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Any HITSQUAD Members playing in the TSP Classic 2nite?
    Posted by BARBIE59
    I will try Paul,

    must admit, Mrs is out for a meal with a couple mates, and I had promised a lift out & pick up!!

    So depending on their timings LOL, prob miss M.E. then go in this, and if it looks like Final table is on, They will have to get a cab back LOLOL!!  Wow, how Brave am I LOLOLOL......oooopppsss, ssssshhhhhhh!!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    INSPIRATION!!!!

    Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
    Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
    As modest stillness and humility:
    But when the blast of Poker  blows in our ears,
    Then imitate the action of the tiger;
    Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
    Disguise Your Hand  with hard-favour'd rage;
    Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
    Let pry through the portage of the head
    Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
    As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
    O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
    Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
    Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
    Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
    To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
    Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
    Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
    Have in these parts from morn till even fought
    And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
    Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
    That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
    Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
    And teach them how to  RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
    Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
    The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
    That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
    For there is none of you so mean and base,
    That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
    I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
    Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
    Cry 'God for Harry,     SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'

    William Shakespeare & The Hitman

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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    INSPIRATION!!!! Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more; Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of Poker  blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise Your Hand   with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled Limp O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad. Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff- proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to  RAISE And you, good Squaddies , Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this charge Cry 'God for Harry, SkyPoker , and The HitSquad !' William Shakespeare & The Hitman
    Posted by HITMAN_RV


     you have far to much spare time lol
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! :  you have far to much spare time lol
    Posted by sara36dd08
    Cause there's been no questions to ponder on Your Famous Sport's Quiz Sara..!!

    o yeah that, knocked it up in 2 minutes lol
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2011



    Oh I do like the latest video from Ross....

    Hope you like it too guys.....under 'avatar' in GPC. Enjoy :))
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Oh I do like the latest video from Ross.... Hope you like it too guys.....under 'avatar' in GPC. Enjoy :))
    Posted by MAXALLY
    lol brilliant !!

    new Member alert !! Old Team Red Comrade

    welcome Bigbiker22, Steve !!  intro form to follow !

    Already named as 'Team Biker'
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    ok, Now we got a 'TEAM BIKER', 

    any volunteers out there for 'Team Bike' ???????????

    lol
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Nice One to Anna for the Shout out to The Hitsquad on the Show last Nite!!!!!!!


    CALL TO ARMS COMRADES, FORUM DTD BATTLE TO-NIGHT!!


    7-15pm Deepstack    buy-in £2-20

     

                           8-30pm Totty           buy-in £2-20

      7-45pm Deepstack   buy-in £1-10


    Don't Forget, REGISTER EARLY For the THREE!! TOURNEYS

    AND!!
     Register on The Forum DTD thread    ,[DTWBandit's], that u ARE playing!!

    GL!! The Hitman
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    Yeah i liked our promotion from golden girl(i forget what her nickname is)

    fantastick avatar video from Rossjb very funny!

    Im registered in DTD ill see if tourneys are up GL all tonight lets av it!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Team Glama Anna!! What a star!!!

    lol, only just seen that avatar clip, it's Brilliant LOL

    We are gonna show em to-nite tho!!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Info from the Enemy....

    TPTers - YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU!!!!!

    posted at 4/6/2011 8:15 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    		 
    Posts: 1970
    First: 15/7/2009
    Last: 5/6/2011
    		 

    Hi TPTers

     

    Monday is the start of another “Drop a Plopper & Hit a Squady” Tourny also better known as the “Monday Forum DTD”

     

    YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU!!!!!

     

    Here's the deal:

    The aim is to Drop a Plopper “Team Knight Plop” (Eliminate from Tourny)

    OR

    Hit a Sqaudy “Team Hit Squad” (Eliminate from Tourny)

     

    I will be awarding points for the elimination of any of these team players from each of the 3 tourneys. Each player has points value on his/her head which I have based on their previous weeks finishing position.

     

    Player

    Team

    Points Value

    ROSSJB14

    TKP

    20

    YOUNG GUN

    THS

    19

    GREGHOGG

    TKP

    18

    DTWBANDIT

    TKP

    17

    BARBIE59

    THS

    16

    HITMAN RV

    THS

    15 + 8 Bonus Points

    ROGUCELL

    TKP

    14

    SCOUSERED

    TKP

    13

    SPLASHES

    THS

    12

    RAB642

    THS

    11

    JAEGERBOMB

    TKP

    10

    MONKEY123

    THS

    9

    MAXALLY

    TKP

    8 + 5 Bonus Points

    WYNNE1938

    THS

    7

    NEILDOWN

    THS

    6

    MADE4GAME

    THS

    5

    HAPPYNIGE4

    TKP

    4

    ROBBIROTT

    TKP

    3 + 5 Bonus Points

     

     

     

     

    Post your victims on here to let your team mates know how you are getting on.

     

    Spread the word TPTers – Drop a Plopper & Hit a Squady, take NO Prisoners.

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Mi response, on behalf of The Squad........

    Re: TPTers - YOUR TEAM NEEDS YOU!!!!!

    posted at 6/6/2011 12:56 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    		 
    Posts: 2169
    First: 30/6/2009
    Last: 6/6/2011
    		The HitSquad Renegades are prepared to meet PokerPatGarretTrev & His Marshalls at The OKBAIZE Coral tonight, as we do not like Bounties being placed on the heads of our Capo's


    THE HITMAN
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited June 2011
    Please check forum DTD thread out for Special Announcement
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Please check forum DTD thread out for Special Announcement
    Posted by scouse_red
    WHICH IS................


    For 1 week only
      TONIGHTS' WEEKLY WINNER WILL RECEIVE........................


    FREE ENTRY INTO THIS THURSDAY NIGHTS 

    SKY ROLLER TOURNAMENT VALUE £110


    Many Thanks To Sky Poker legend Tikay for this fantastic prize.




    Thanks to Tikay, Sky Adam, DTW & Scouse, for this great added prize, from all in..
    .....The HitSquad!!!!!!!
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  • Wacko90Wacko90
    edited June 2011
    Goodi dont have any points on my head :P good luck all tonight in the dtd, run well :)
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  • monkey123monkey123
    edited June 2011


    Right peeps lets get the job done tonight

    THS for the sky roller seat SIMPLES


    Good Luck

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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    yeah gl all tonight i may not chat as have registered for 7 tourneys between 7.15 and 9.10 i will say hi if not on mini obviously

    run good all do it for the number 1 team Hitsquad!
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  • made4gamemade4game
    edited June 2011
    good luck ths,run good all and lets take them all down
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