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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Here is my application :) 1,Name...............Lisa Reynolds (Lisar83) 2,SEX M/F...............[optional] Female 3,SANE/INSANE.......... I have perfected both :) 4,Football Team........I'm a rugby lass (someone has to support Scotland!!!) 5,Fav Drink - My old friend Jack Daniels (a splash of cola to add some colour) 6,Special Powers....I can translate the drunken scots language.......and I didn't need subtitles for The Scheme!!!! (maybe shouldn't admit to that) 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?  Would rather be on my own :) 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners] I won't be attending so I would say slim to none!!
    Posted by lisar83
    Ledge !!! Welcome Lisa!!

    mi first thoughts are 'Team Erica Roe', Maybe before your time, & spellin maybe wrong but anyone of a certain age will remember her appearance at Twickenham[v Scotland meybe], What a legend!!!!

    Not set on that, but what u think LOLOLOLOL
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  • lisar83lisar83
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Ledge !!! Welcome Lisa!! mi first thoughts are 'Team Erica Roe' , Maybe before your time, & spellin maybe wrong but anyone of a certain age will remember her appearance at Twickenham[v Scotland meybe], What a legend!!!! Not set on that, but what u think LOLOLOLOL
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    Hahaha!!!  Had no idea who she was but actually LOL'd when I googled her!!!!  My 3 year old son looking at me like I have finally lost the plot.  Loving it lol
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  • scouse_redscouse_red
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Hahaha!!!  Had no idea who she was but actually LOL'd when I googled her!!!!  My 3 year old son looking at me like I have finally lost the plot.  Loving it lol
    Posted by lisar83
     at last a hit squad member who says it like it is lol    TKP FTW
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    We need to sort out this badge thingy i think theres few on here and on facebook, then we can all have as an avatar on here.... although as im running good since mine was changed i dunno whether to change or not lol
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    We need to sort out this badge thingy i think theres few on here and on facebook, then we can all have as an avatar on here.... although as im running good since mine was changed i dunno whether to change or not lol
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    YOU ARE RUNNIN TOOO GOOD TO CHANGE AT MO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    & Lisa, 'TEAM ERICA ROE' it is then, if that's ok with ya LOLOLOL!!
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  • kennybadkennybad
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Will do Kenny, if you can fill in the introductory form, i'll have summat to work on LOLOLOL
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!


    1,Name...kenny ''kennybad'' byrne............

    2,SEX M/F..........m.....[optional]

    3,SANE/INSANE....gota be insane......

    4,Football Team.....aston villa...

    5,Fav Drink, [or not]  beer,vodka

    6,Special Powers....to lose most of the coin flips im in

    7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? its hitsquad or nothing

    8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners a miracle as i wont be there
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  • monkey123monkey123
    edited June 2011

    GOOD LUCK

    THS LETS TAKE THIS DOWN AND STAY TOP OF THE LEAGUE

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011

    Re: Forum DTD Monday 13/06/2011

    posted at 13/6/2011 6:32 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    Posts: 2321
    First: 30/6/2009
    Last: 13/6/2011
    		The egg that is emily is in !!!!!! THS

    NEW & IMPROVED, Eight out of 10 owners said their mods preffered Her!!

    THREE LIONS ON HER SHELL !!!!

    EMILYEGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    GOOD LUCK ALL TONIGHT!!

    I FEEL Points will come from lots of areas tonight

    Run well, Focus & Enjoy !!

    HITSQUAD FTW !!!!!!!!!!
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  • kennybadkennybad
    edited June 2011
    out of all 3 now sorry ths that i did'nt do better
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    out of all 3 now sorry ths that i did'nt do better
    Posted by kennybad
    ul mate, thanks for havin a craic, Run better !!
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    Right team update:

    Firstly i would like to wish made4game(Dan) best of luck, no bitterness here wat so ever as its only a bit of fun.... after all he is only a luckbox anyway :P shared tables with him tonight he is feeling tad guiilty but no point keeping an unhappy person when their heart is elsewhere, be nice to him no hard feeling please he's still a top bloke and im sure he'll buy a few rounds at a SPT soon make up for it

    other news he has left the Facebook group in my uncapable hands(i mean capable) if anyone wants to join pm me and add me on facebook and i will invite you in

    http://www.facebook.com/chrisedwardspoker#!/home.php?sk=group_216146965082476

    We march on loud and proud we are 1 we are HITSQUAD, if carlsberg did poker teams :P
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  • shipdchipsshipdchips
    edited June 2011
    sorry guys 14th in one and 16th out in other one still playing like a donk.
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  • made4gamemade4game
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Right team update: Firstly i would like to wish made4game(Dan) best of luck, no bitterness here wat so ever as its only a bit of fun.... after all he is only a luckbox anyway :P shared tables with him tonight he is feeling tad guiilty but no point keeping an unhappy person when their heart is elsewhere, be nice to him no hard feeling please he's still a top bloke and im sure he'll buy a few rounds at a SPT soon make up for it other news he has left the Facebook group in my uncapable hands(i mean capable) if anyone wants to join pm me and add me on facebook and i will invite you in http://www.facebook.com/chrisedwardspoker# !/home.php?sk=group_216146965082476 We march on loud and proud we are 1 we are HITSQUAD, if carlsberg did poker teams :P
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN

    ty very much pal and yes ill buy u a few beers,run well m8 and best of luck

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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Right team update: Firstly i would like to wish made4game(Dan) best of luck, no bitterness here wat so ever as its only a bit of fun.... after all he is only a luckbox anyway :P shared tables with him tonight he is feeling tad guiilty but no point keeping an unhappy person when their heart is elsewhere, be nice to him no hard feeling please he's still a top bloke and im sure he'll buy a few rounds at a SPT soon make up for it other news he has left the Facebook group in my uncapable hands(i mean capable) if anyone wants to join pm me and add me on facebook and i will invite you in http://www.facebook.com/chrisedwardspoker# !/home.php?sk=group_216146965082476 We march on loud and proud we are 1 we are HITSQUAD, if carlsberg did poker teams :P
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    Ahhhhh thats really very lovely moobs!!!!!

    Thanks for sticking around the rail tonight...hope it's your turn next!!

    xx
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Right team update: Firstly i would like to wish made4game(Dan) best of luck, no bitterness here wat so ever as its only a bit of fun.... after all he is only a luckbox anyway :P shared tables with him tonight he is feeling tad guiilty but no point keeping an unhappy person when their heart is elsewhere, be nice to him no hard feeling please he's still a top bloke and im sure he'll buy a few rounds at a SPT soon make up for it other news he has left the Facebook group in my uncapable hands(i mean capable) if anyone wants to join pm me and add me on facebook and i will invite you in http://www.facebook.com/chrisedwardspoker# !/home.php?sk=group_216146965082476 We march on loud and proud we are 1 we are HITSQUAD, if carlsberg did poker teams :P
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN

    Very Well said, Capo Young Gun +1

    We move Forward stronger out of adversity!!!

    HitSquad for Life!!!!!!!!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Mornin!!

    Well Done Gregghogg Great Performance, & Elsadog for the only DTD win!! [proved important LOL]

    Points awarded as follows as agreed between Team Captains

    COMP /                                        POINTS

    7.15

    DP STK

    7.45

    DP STK

    8.30 TOTY

    TOTAL

    GREGHOGG (TKP)                             10

    8

    7

    18

    33

    RED KING (TPT)                                   9

    10

    18

    19

    47

    ELSADOG (TEAM51 CAPT)                  8

    56

    1

    9

    66

    MYZO (TPT)                                         7

    12

    29

    26

    67

    TIMEFORBED                                        6

    41

    52

    5

    98

    WYNNE1938 (THS)                             5

    6

    61

    34

    101

    SHAZALLIN (THS)                                4

    2

    19

    91

    112

    IRISHROVER (TEAM51)                       3

    21

    42

    63

    126

    CHUBBERS (TPT)                                 2

    11

    80

    35

    126

    YORKIE74 (TKP)                                 1

    29

    59

    45

    133

    This produces Table for week 2

    TEAM LEAGUE TABLE JUNE WEEK 2


    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM POKERTREV                          13             -           18                  5

    TEAM 51                                          13              1           11                  4

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                        14             -            11                  3

    TEAM HITSQUAD                            14              -             9                  2
            
    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  3              -             0                   1

    TEAM SKY                                         1               -            0                   0


    Team51 get 2nd on Elsadogs win!
    Am scoring if points level in this order as previous weeks

    Points!! if level,
    Wins!!, if level,
    least runners!!, if level  [unless no points scored, then]
    Highest finish position!!

    I think this is Fairest way, Captains agree?????
    again check your points case ma abacus got a low battery


    ps. nearly gave THS 14.5 runners, & TKP 12.5 runners, but am not One to court controversy LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
    Onwards & Upwards DTD'ers


    pps Cumulative Table after two weeks follows shortly
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  • harding10harding10
    edited June 2011
    Looks like I missed an interesting night.

    Only got in just in time to play the Tikay, and wish I'd missed that as well after the way i played my exit hand.

    THS onwards & upwards!!!


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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Current TEAM LEAGUE TABLE after Two Weeks

    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           23             2          25                   7

    TEAM POKERTREV                         26             -           24                   7

    TEAM 51                                         16             1          19                    7

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       24             -          14                    4            

    TEAM SKY                                         2             -            9                    4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                 8              -            0                    1

    TEAM IMBERPENDANT                    1             -            0                     0

    TEAM FISH                                       1              -           0                     0



    I will keep Team Imberpendant & Team fish on till next week unless i hear from imber or Mick

    GL ALL, WELL DONE CHRIS, MICHAEL & all who took part!!!!!!!!!!
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Ahhhhh thats really very lovely moobs!!!!! Thanks for sticking around the rail tonight...hope it's your turn next!! xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    Lol i have had enough turns of late cant win everytime unfortunately, no problem at all just a shame Greggers went and donked off vs the nuts :( VWP still shame he couldnt take it down.

    Well done you aswell last night from what i saw you played a blinder very impressed :)

    xxx
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    STILL Equal TOP OF THE LEAGUE SQUADDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WHILE COWARDS LAUGH & TRAITORS SNEER, WE'LL KEEP THE PINK FLAG FYING HERE!!!!!!!!

    lol
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    I Couldna stop maself!!

    I had to go down the Pub and get it off ma Chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Re: AL's BAR

    posted at 14/6/2011 11:50 AM BST on SkyPoker.com
    		 
    Posts: 2360
    First: 30/6/2009
    Last: 14/6/2011
    		In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Morning Hitman! Sorry, for the delay, just got back from a United Nations peace keeping mission in Iraq.! :) I believe Imber has now joined Team51 and the only member of Team fish is now hob nobbing it with Giddzo in the internetz world of poker opportunities according to his FB. Go on the Mick of the Jen! Anyway, has the dust settled yet as I have not been into Gen chat yet?
    Posted by MAXALLY


    Yeah lol !! Think so !!

    Maybe a new paragraph on ur DTD ethic post,

       at least     a long lines of Not changing teams in middle of monthly league LOL....

    Or at least not 10 mins before tourney starts..

    Or at least playin for the team, whose letters, you put behind your name when you entered tourny,

    Or at least playin for the team you ASKED to join, not team who may have asked u, & u & they FORGOT???

    Or at least playin for the team u played for last 3 weeks & started a facebook thingy for!!



    So Sorry if a coupla my team got bit tilted last nite, all is forgiven Now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fak mi ole Boots, I need another pint, suffering from post Traumatic stresss!!!!!!!!!



     LOLOLOL,  JOOOOOKKKIIIIIINNNNNNNGGG......... All is well!!


    Just have to go & sound off at barman/maid when things foul up, IT'S A MAN THING!!!!!!!!


    OK DROP IT NOW HITMAN!!!!!


    GL M4G, I WISH YOU WELL, LETS HAVE A BEER AT CARDIFF
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop
    edited June 2011
    1,Name...............
    donkeyplops
    2,SEX M/F...............[optional]
    yes please
    3,SANE/INSANE..........
    borderline
    4,Football Team........
    liverpool
    5,Fav Drink, [or not]
    vodka redbull ofc!
    6,Special Powers....[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad]
    have u ever seen a donkeys ****??
    7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?
    apart from being well again id like to be in girls aloud ;)
    8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners]
    0% but i am planning on coming to rail the_don90/play some side games
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  • Wacko90Wacko90
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    1,Name............... donkeyplops 2,SEX M/F...............[optional] yes please 3,SANE/INSANE.......... borderline 4,Football Team........ liverpool 5,Fav Drink, [or not] vodka redbull ofc! 6,Special Powers....[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] have u ever seen a donkeys ****?? 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? apart from being well again id like to be in girls aloud ;) 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners] 0% but i am planning on coming to rail the_don90/play some side games
    Posted by donkeyplop
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOO get in the donkey lad :) welcome to the team mate :) happy birthday too btw :)
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    Booooooommmmmm great signing team :P nice one ploppers pleasure to have you on board  buddy you old
    g1t :P
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    WOW !!!

    Blue Chip signing ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The 5-Man committee has met and you got votred in 8-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Welcome Comrade Donkeyplop!! Now nickname....hmmmmm....suggestions anyone????



    The Hitman's Faith has been fully restored in Human Nature!!!!!!!!!!!!


    Cant wait for next Monday, relax & focus towards that day when I know the Squaddies will be raring to go!!!



    lookin forward to meetin u at Cardiff SPT donkey, couple of binks & maybe alternate in, I'll buy ya a pint anyway!!

    While we are talkin Cardiff, Me monkey, swans, mohican, are stayin at the holiday inn friday, we are hopfully landin late afternnoon to play in the local fri nite tourney!!

    anyone else up for that??
     Daiboot is goin to try too !!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1,Name...kenny ''kennybad'' byrne............ 2,SEX M/F..........m.....[optional] 3,SANE/INSANE....gota be insane...... 4,Football Team.....aston villa... 5,Fav Drink, [or not]  beer,vodka 6,Special Powers....to lose most of the coin flips im in 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? its hitsquad or nothing 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners a miracle as i wont be there
    Posted by kennybad
    ok kenny!! have thought about this, and have said this before, and this before LOL....

    ........it might be before ur time[lol erica!]...........but what are ur thoughts on .......................

    ...........[TEAM GARY SHAW] !

    at my football club,  the most Coveted Tour Award is The Gary Shaw!! Another storey but spent alot of time with him in bars, mainly, but a bit on a 7-a-side pitch at the Honk Kong Sevens!!!!!!!!
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  • shipdchipsshipdchips
    edited June 2011
    Welcome aboard comrade run like a stallion or should that be Donkey ah well lol
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    Hi Hitman
    Can you have a look at the scores on the doors please.............

    9 + 7 + 2 = 18 not 16 - Thanks m8y 
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Hi Hitman Can you have a look at the scores on the doors please............. 9 + 7 + 2 = 18 not 16 - Thanks m8y 
    Posted by POKERTREV
    k, will do now!!
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