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Not long to go until this week’s edition of Master Cash (featuring Top of the Pots and the latest news from the 2011 WSOP) appears on your screens.
The time? 9pm.
The place? Sky Poker – channel 865.
Tony Kendall will be sitting alongside me, analysing the action at the six-max No Limit Hold’em cash tables, which means we can play a game that I like to call ‘Tikay’s Tirades’…
All you have to do is pick a subject, ask a question and then watch in awe as the gruff, blonde bloke in a questionable jacket goes off on one! Yep, we’re letting Mr K stand on his soapbox for a whole FOUR hours :-o
Plus, as an extra bit of fun, I’d like to hear what you’d be doing this evening if there were no such thing as Internet poker. Imagine a strange, parallel universe where the game we know and love doesn’t exist (maybe we could call it America?) and then complete the following sentence:
“If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would…”
Please post in this forum thread, or e-mail skyopen@bskyb.com
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OK, I’ll get things started…
If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would probably be hosting the mid-morning show on a local radio station. A bit like Alan Partridge. Only less funny.
And my question for Tikay:
What do you make of the controversy surrounding the new series of Britain’s Got Talent?
Do you think that the railways should be re-nationalised?
“If on-line poker didn’t exist, I would…Play live more, obv!"
'Political correctness'- Does Tikay think this has gone too far now in today's world compared to yesteryear??
If online poker didn't exist.... i would probally be down the pub
Question for Tikay If you had to take part in a Reality TV Show which would it be & why?
On a more serious note , I met Tikay on my way into the Blackpool SPT.
He was kind enough to have his photo taken with me, but after telling him I was from down the road in Preston he asked me if I knew of the Ribble Bridge, which i did
He then preceeded to tell me a story about it :
I was running half an hour late and all i could think off was I could have aces waiting for me on my table so politely explained I was in a rush and he could tell me about it another time, so sorry for cutting you off Tikay but heres your chance to tell me all about it
Have a good show Guys - Paul
THAT`S EASY IF ON LINE POKER DIDN`T EXIST I`D HAVE MORE THAT TWO KIDS
HAVE A GOOD SHOW
If online poker hadn't been invented we would be playing scrabble with the neighbours; how spooky - we are!
As Tony becomes a Twitter celebrity will his opinion of some others celebs mellow?
Oh yeah here's a one time Saturday night joke:
The wife told me she will divorce me unless I show her more interest than monkees; I thought she was joking, Until I saw her face!
Have a good night
Dave
Sigh.
That is all.
Going for a sleep, & a chill pill.
If online poker didin't exist i'd either be out clubbing until the early hours, watching a good film or playing some other online computer game.
I'll put a twist on "Tikays Tirades" by asking what James thinks of Hollywood turning to remakes instead of using original story lines.
Have a great show guys.
Can we have a comp to guess what colour TK's jacket will be? ;-)
If online poker didn't exist I'd have to take the Mrs. to the cinema to see Jonny Depp! Swerved that one - shes going with a pal instead, at least thats what I think she said......
Ask Tikay what he thinks about the misuse of apostrophe's'? Or Txt spk?
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Did you see the Paul Merton "Hollywood Scandals" jobbie jobbie last night?
It featured Roscoe Arbuckle, aka Fatty Arbuckle, what a character!
He was earning $1,000,000 a year in 1918!
Then he got done for murder, & it took three trials before a verdict was reached, he was addicted to narcotics, & eventually changed his name to William Goodrich & became a very successful Film Director.
See...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roscoe_Arbuckle
The best line has to be about his prowess on the dance floor, despite his enormous size (he was a, err, BIG bloke), where a young lady said of dancing with him....
"It was like floating in the arms of a huge doughnut".......!
What an extraordinary man.
Question for Tikay "What do you think of Davina?"
We are just back from Vegas so we have had real life experience of "if internet poker didn't exist" so what did we do?
4 live deepstack tournaments, lots of Pai Gow, 3 card poker and slots and drinking the various free cocktails!
Chatting with the locals and seeing some of the cardrooms, the live poker scene is buzzing already in Vegas!
Dave and Sian
If internet poker didn't exist... I would cuddle up on the sofa with the wife and watch soaps all night {yeah right}
Question for Tikay... what is your take on Bono is he your favourite artist.
The new improved Forum DTD starts this monday with bigger and better prizes to be won.
This weeks weekly winner gets a TSP classic seat on the Friday night and the winner of the June comp will receive a Sunday Primo entry, loads of fun and banter thrown in for free too. And to all the DTDers don't forget to join in the TSP Lite league running every Wed for the next 7 wks.
If online Poker didn't exist I'd probably be out getting more wheel trims
question for Tikay............ If Network Rail cancel so many trains in the winter due to snow ... How does the Trans Siberian Express still manage to run
Subjects for Tikay to discuss:
- The best things about Richard Orford
- The life and times of Richard Orford
- Why is Richard Orford so cool?
- The best Sci-Fi films of all time
- Which Jedi is the coolest?
- Which Jedi is the hardest?
- Star Trek or Star Wars, which is best?
- How to make the perfect cup of tea (for someone else!!!)
- Limping strategy
- Handbags
- Manbags
- JUST DISCUSS RICHARD ORFORD
If poker didn't exist we would either:
- Cry
- Watch paint dry
- Look for a new job!
- Wonder why we are posting on a poker community!
or best of all...
... INVENT IT!
Sky Poker would be the only poker site in the world! Wha-ha-ha-ha!
Shaz
xxx
p.s and i missed a hand typing this, hope it wasnt a decent one!