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Join Team Ninja Plonkers

AcidMan27AcidMan27
edited August 2011 in Poker Chat
LOL by name and by nature Plonker :P 

you should double up with the other team of plonkers TPT ....


GL finding anyone worthwhile 
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited August 2011





    That's right folks, the plonkers are here and recruiting.

    Do you enjoy a good game of poker ?

    Do you always/occasionally play like a plonker ?

    Do you like ninjas ?

    Well if you answered yes to any of those questions you're just the person for us.

    Just stick your name down in here if you fancy joining...
    AcidMan27 (don't let that put you off)
    Ploppy 33
    Darntootin
    TREMAYNE
    Brrrrrrrrrrr
    MOUSEY1974
    nagrom
    Dazler
    oakley04
    acerag83
    Spikelad
    myrrdhin
    swordsyboy

    You know it makes sense to join the best team.

    Added benefit of membership: play well get the plaudits, play badly claim you were playing in character!

    Simples

    Thanks bye.

    Please join     Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join Please join






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  • waller02waller02
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    LOL by name and by nature Plonker :P  you should double up with the other team of plonkers TPT .... GL finding anyone worthwhile 
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    oi!!!!!!

    TPT
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  • Ploppy33Ploppy33
    edited June 2011
    Oi Cap

    Dont steal me blinds!!

    I may have to leave the plonkers as it says only playing like a plonker occasionally?
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    Oi Cap Dont steal me blinds!! I may have to leave the plonkers as it says only playing like a plonker occasionally?
    Posted by Ploppy33
    HAHAHAHAHA Team orders not allowed innit???

    Gotta be a fair match dear Ninja ;o))

    xx
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers : HAHAHAHAHA Team orders not allowed innit??? Gotta be a fair match dear Ninja ;o)) xx
    Posted by TRIP5

    Since we formed this team he's knocked me out of one tournament and cost me about 10,000 in chips after trying to steal his blinds. : )

    Ploppy, I will ammend my post.
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    Ok, calm down folks, form and orderly queue.


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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    whoooooosh... :P lol
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2011

    I dont wana say this but all i can see is tumbleweed.

    Get a few memers together Acidman and protote urselves in the DTD. If you wish ill be happy to offer my services and play a couple of ur guys recorded and post around. Although i wont go easy on ya, i cant lose, i have honour to defend lol.

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Mornin!!

    Well Done Gregghogg Great Performance, & Elsadog for the only DTD win!! [proved important LOL]

    Points awarded as follows as agreed between Team Captains

    COMP /                                        POINTS

    7.15

    DP STK

    7.45

    DP STK

    8.30 TOTY

    TOTAL

    GREGHOGG (TKP)                             10

    8

    7

    18

    33

    RED KING (TPT)                                   9

    10

    18

    19

    47

    ELSADOG (TEAM51 CAPT)                  8

    56

    1

    9

    66

    MYZO (TPT)                                         7

    12

    29

    26

    67

    TIMEFORBED                                        6

    41

    52

    5

    98

    WYNNE1938 (THS)                             5

    6

    61

    34

    101

    SHAZALLIN (THS)                                4

    2

    19

    91

    112

    IRISHROVER (TEAM51)                       3

    21

    42

    63

    126

    CHUBBERS (TPT)                                 2

    11

    80

    35

    126

    YORKIE74 (TKP)                                 1

    29

    59

    45

    133

    This produces Table for week 2

    TEAM LEAGUE TABLE JUNE WEEK 2


    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM POKERTREV                          13             -           18                  5

    TEAM 51                                          13              1           11                  4

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                        14             -            11                  3

    TEAM HITSQUAD                            14              -             9                  2
            
    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  3              -             0                   1

    TEAM SKY                                         1               -            0                   0


    Team51 get 2nd on Elsadogs win!
    Am scoring if points level in this order as previous weeks

    Points!! if level,
    Wins!!, if level,
    least runners!!, if level  [unless no points scored, then]
    Highest finish position!!

    I think this is Fairest way, Captains agree?????
    again check your points case ma abacus got a low battery


    ps. nearly gave THS 14.5 runners, & TKP 12.5 runners, but am not One to court controversy LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!
    Onwards & Upwards DTD'ers


    pps Cumulative Table after two weeks follows shortly
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011

    Current TEAM LEAGUE TABLE after Two Weeks

    Team                                           Runners   Wins   Points           LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM POKERTREV                         26             -           26                   7

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           23             2          25                   7

    TEAM 51                                         16             1          19                    7

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       24             -          14                    4            

    TEAM SKY                                         2             -            9                    4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                 8              -            0                    1

    TEAM IMBERPENDANT                    1             -            0                     0

    TEAM FISH                                       1              -           0                     0



    I will keep Team Imberpendant & Team fish on till next week unless i hear from imber or Mick

    GL ALL, WELL DONE CHRIS, MICHAEL & all who took part!!!!!!!!!!

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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    I think its only a matter of time before the plonkers join THS imo, you know it makes sense guys lets be 1 :P
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2011
    Their Ninja skills would be a bonus, for when we have to organise........ 'The Clip' LOLOL!!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    I dont wana say this but all i can see is tumbleweed. Get a few memers together Acidman and protote urselves in the DTD. If you wish ill be happy to offer my services and play a couple of ur guys recorded and post around. Although i wont go easy on ya, i cant lose, i have honour to defend lol.
    Posted by The_Don90
    Welcome to our newest member......

    Tumbleweed.



    Thanks for the offer Don, I officially suck at headsup so me losing to you 10 - 0  wouldn't be good promotion lol.

    If any of my team mates want a game we could arrange something.
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    lol @ don i think he thinks he is best HU player ever lmao
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    Problem is the teams are too big and seem to be recruiting for the sake of it.

    Having teams/squads of 30+ just de-values the whole thing....might as well all merge as 1 massive DTD squad! lol.

    When sky ran their initial "team league" over 5 nights it was loads of teams of 10. 

    Maybe the established teams of TKP and THS should be able to get away with 20, and have an A team and a B team, but any more than that is just overkill imo.

    There's no people left to make more teams!! - And also when a team is so big you lose the camaraderie and team spirit that you get with smaller teams.

    Anyway maybe I'm just saying that coz I only have like 4 people in my team. lol. But we'll be full to the brim and up for battle as soon as sky get their ar/ses in gear and get a team comp going.
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  • Ploppy33Ploppy33
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    Problem is the teams are too big and seem to be recruiting for the sake of it. Having teams/squads of 30+ just de-values the whole thing....might as well all merge as 1 massive DTD squad! lol. When sky ran their initial "team league" over 5 nights it was loads of teams of 10.  Maybe the established teams of TKP and THS should be able to get away with 20, and have an A team and a B team, but any more than that is just overkill imo. There's no people left to make more teams!! - And also when a team is so big you lose the camaraderie and team spirit that you get with smaller teams. Anyway maybe I'm just saying that coz I only have like 4 people in my team. lol. But we'll be full to the brim and up for battle as soon as sky get their ar/ses in gear and get a team comp going.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    +1

    Eliteism FTW!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    Agree with all of that DOHHHHHHHHH. At the minute it doesn't really matter much as it's just a bit of fun to go along with the DTD.

    If any team competition does start then there will have to be a limit to team sizes.


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  • TREMAYNETREMAYNE
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    Oi Cap Dont steal me blinds!! I may have to leave the plonkers as it says only playing like a plonker occasionally?
    Posted by Ploppy33
    +1
    Im 80% Plonker 20% Ninja
    And Our Cap shoved into my big blind every turn of the table lol
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    Sorry about that.

    Had Ace/Jack both times. Wanted to keep it simple and just jam the lot in.


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  • BigRonnieCBigRonnieC
    edited June 2011
    You ever read "Real Ultimate Power"  by Robert Hamburger ( or gone to RUP website)?

    Think it might have influenced you slightly :D
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    Problem is the teams are too big and seem to be recruiting for the sake of it. Having teams/squads of 30+ just de-values the whole thing....might as well all merge as 1 massive DTD squad! lol. When sky ran their initial "team league" over 5 nights it was loads of teams of 10.  Maybe the established teams of TKP and THS should be able to get away with 20, and have an A team and a B team, but any more than that is just overkill imo. There's no people left to make more teams!! - And also when a team is so big you lose the camaraderie and team spirit that you get with smaller teams. Anyway maybe I'm just saying that coz I only have like 4 people in my team. lol. But we'll be full to the brim and up for battle as soon as sky get their ar/ses in gear and get a team comp going.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    + 1
    The TPT will have a maximum of 20 players, after that it will be - one out - one in policy.

    Keep it small, keep it simple, keep it fun. 
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  • waller02waller02
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers : + 1 The TPT will have a maximum of 20 players, after that it will be - one out - one in policy. Keep it small, keep it simple, keep it fun. 
    Posted by POKERTREV
    how many we got at the min trev?
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  • MOUSEY1974MOUSEY1974
    edited June 2011
    HI acidman, Me, Plonker? YES! Me, Ninja? Hell no, but i have slanty eyes, close enough? Can i join? :-)
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    HI acidman, Me, Plonker? YES! Me, Ninja? Hell no, but i have slanty eyes, close enough? Can i join? :-)
    Posted by MOUSEY1974
    What is going on in that avatar?! ;-)

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  • MOUSEY1974MOUSEY1974
    edited June 2011
    Well i couldnt find any sheep,( i know what your thinking, living in Wales and i cant find a sheep! Yeah, right).....so i thought i'd have some fun with my dinner! lol :-)
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  • TREMAYNETREMAYNE
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    Sorry about that. Had Ace/Jack both times. Wanted to keep it simple and just jam the lot in.
    Posted by AcidMan27
    NP if i had kept it simple i may have come high than 12th lol
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    HI acidman, Me, Plonker? YES! Me, Ninja? Hell no, but i have slanty eyes, close enough? Can i join? :-)
    Posted by MOUSEY1974
    Yes, you're more than welcome to join.

    I've only got frozen chickens though.
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    You ever read "Real Ultimate Power"  by Robert Hamburger ( or gone to RUP website)? Think it might have influenced you slightly :D
    Posted by BigRonnieC
    haha, what a great site.
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  • MOUSEY1974MOUSEY1974
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers:
    In Response to Re: Join Team Ninja Plonkers : Yes, you're more than welcome to join. I've only got frozen chickens though.
    Posted by AcidMan27
     Thanks Acidman, just to further strengthen my Plonker status, ive just busted out of tonights £100 DS, some (other) plonker called my bluff down on a draw heavy and over cards board to with Qhigh to take most of my chips, with Mr Hartigan on the table as well. Shall i ask them if they wanna join too? lol
     With reference to the frozen chickens, thats fine, I'm Welsh, we're not fussy! LMAO
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited June 2011
    LOVE your avatar!!!!!!

    WPWPWPWPWP

    xx
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