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Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????

DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
edited June 2011 in Area 51

Obviously I'm one of, if not THE best tournament player on sky poker.

This in itself means alot of the time, I'm sat at a table with a big stack, one of the chip leaders in the tournament, and mostly, chip leader at my table.

As a consequence, I play alot of hands against shorter stacks.

The theory is, that having a big stack means I should win 99% of all in situations, no matter what my cards, or how I play the hand.

Although I'm the best player, my record is fairly modest, through no fault of my own. It's due to the rng, and donks playing any 2 cards and not respecting my raises.

Anyway I thought I'd start a thread to show all you short-stacking donks, the hazards of playing a big stack, the kinda beats we have to put up with game after game from players shoving their shorter stacks into us with nuttin.

Feel free to add your own examples to prove once and for all, that sky poker is rigged in favour of the short stacks.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    ..................
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    JUDGEDREDD Small blind  30.00 30.00 3832.50
    MAXMAX123 Big blind  60.00 90.00 7212.50
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • A
    		     
    terenc1955 All-in  850.00 940.00 0.00
    DOHHHHHHH All-in  2870.00 3810.00 0.00
    goldenb238 Fold     
    mattmiller Fold     
    JUDGEDREDD Fold     
    MAXMAX123 Fold     
    DOHHHHHHH Unmatched bet  2020.00 1790.00 2020.00
    terenc1955 Show
    • 10
    • 4
    		   
    DOHHHHHHH Show
    • K
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • J
    • 3
    • J
    		     
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    • 4
    		     
    River
       
    • J
    		     
    terenc1955 Win Full House, Jacks and 4s 1790.00  1790.00
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  • SighKOSighKO
    edited June 2011


    Don't keep putting yourself down all the time, try and be a bit more positive

    ;)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    Keep taking the medication JJ, I'm sure it will kick-in eventually.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011

    Agh I wanted to post my exit hand from the tourny I was playing, but when I busted, I had the short stack.

    fml
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Agh I wanted to post my exit hand from the tourny I was playing, but when I busted, I had the short stack. fml
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH


    ........... of mice and men ...............
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  • murray69murray69
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Obviously I'm one of, if not THE best tournament player on sky poker. This in itself means alot of the time, I'm sat at a table with a big stack, one of the chip leaders in the tournament, and mostly, chip leader at my table. As a consequence, I play alot of hands against shorter stacks. The theory is, that having a big stack means I should win 99% of all in situations, no matter what my cards, or how I play the hand. Although I'm the best player, my record is fairly modest, through no fault of my own. It's due to the rng, and donks playing any 2 cards and not respecting my raises. Anyway I thought I'd start a thread to show all you short-stacking donks, the hazards of playing a big stack, the kinda beats we have to put up with game after game from players shoving their shorter stacks into us with nuttin. Feel free to add your own examples to prove once and for all, that sky poker is rigged in favour of the short stacks.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH

    FFS Get a grip and jog on
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Obviously I'm one of, if not THE best tournament player on sky poker. This in itself means alot of the time, I'm sat at a table with a big stack, one of the chip leaders in the tournament, and mostly, chip leader at my table. As a consequence, I play alot of hands against shorter stacks. The theory is, that having a big stack means I should win 99% of all in situations, no matter what my cards, or how I play the hand. Although I'm the best player, my record is fairly modest, through no fault of my own. It's due to the rng, and donks playing any 2 cards and not respecting my raises. Anyway I thought I'd start a thread to show all you short-stacking donks, the hazards of playing a big stack, the kinda beats we have to put up with game after game from players shoving their shorter stacks into us with nuttin. Feel free to add your own examples to prove once and for all, that sky poker is rigged in favour of the short stacks.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH

    PLONKER!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011

    Haha, where do I go if I want a serious grown up discussion about my theory?

    I heard this was the place.

    Calling me a plonker and telling me to jog on seems childish to me.

    Open up your mind, and think about it. You might be surprised by what you find......


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  • pod1pod1
    edited June 2011
    some people just aint got a soh! faf jj
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited June 2011

    short, medium, or large stacked, the rng always seems to do me...

    this site is rigged imo :)))))

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2011
    These are the classic signs of denial.

    The child who wants something pretends it's his friend who wants it. When something bad happens the story of what happened is often told in the third person. 

    Pretending to pretend to be pretending it's fixed is classic denial.

    Come on out of the cupboard JJ - you know you want to - we will understand, just be brave, be brave and tell us all about your doubts.
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  • pod1pod1
    edited June 2011
    can i just correct you there elsa, working on the assumption that a double neg is a positive, then surely a triple pretend is just a pretend and as such is not in denial. its a bit like the film "inception" how deep do we want to go into jj subconscious and more important would we ever get out!!!!!!
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  • baggsbaggs
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Obviously I'm one of, if not THE best tournament player on sky poker. This in itself means alot of the time, I'm sat at a table with a big stack, one of the chip leaders in the tournament, and mostly, chip leader at my table. As a consequence, I play alot of hands against shorter stacks. The theory is, that having a big stack means I should win 99% of all in situations, no matter what my cards, or how I play the hand. Although I'm the best player, my record is fairly modest, through no fault of my own. It's due to the rng, and donks playing any 2 cards and not respecting my raises. Anyway I thought I'd start a thread to show all you short-stacking donks, the hazards of playing a big stack, the kinda beats we have to put up with game after game from players shoving their shorter stacks into us with nuttin. Feel free to add your own examples to prove once and for all, that sky poker is rigged in favour of the short stacks.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Is this actually supposed to be funny?
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    In Response to Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you???? : Is this actually supposed to be funny?
    Posted by baggs
    What's the problem?

    Am I not allowed to rant about short stackers?

    Short stackers are allowed to rant about big stackers..........

    Seems fair enough to me. 

    You're short stackers for a reason! ;)
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  • pod1pod1
    edited June 2011
    funny, yes i think so and also a clever way of takin the mick out of yourself thus allowing yourself to take the p i s s out of people who always think short stacks always lose to big stacks because of the rng. clever and witty but not everyones cuppa tea.
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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited June 2011
    Come on dohhh, wtf u doing calling an all in with just ace king for..fold pre imo.
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  • baggsbaggs
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you???? : What's the problem? Am I not allowed to rant about short stackers? Short stackers are allowed to rant about big stackers.......... Seems fair enough to me.  You're short stackers for a reason! ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    The fact you actually took the time to construct this thread is funnier than the content
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  • pod1pod1
    edited June 2011
    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalancepod1Small blind £0.25£0.25£49.83LUCKY_RUNNBig blind £0.50£0.75£27.38 Your hole cards99   JammyBeeCall £0.50£1.25£35.42argoFold    stienFold    driftdonCall £0.50£1.75£6.95pod1Raise £1.75£3.50£48.08LUCKY_RUNNFold    JammyBeeCall £1.50£5.00£33.92driftdonCall £1.50£6.50£5.45Flop  7KJ   pod1Check    JammyBeeCheck    driftdonAll-in £5.45£11.95£0.00pod1Call £5.45£17.40£42.63JammyBeeFold    pod1Show99   driftdonShowA7   Turn  7   River  4   driftdonWinThree 7s£16.53 £16.53Close windowNext
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you???? : The fact you actually took the time to construct this thread is funnier than the content
    Posted by baggs
    And you think spending time posting hand after hand of standard beats, crying about the rng and how bad it is, is more worthwhile than a tongue in cheek thread like this?

    Anyway it will go on regardless.

    2nd tourny, I spewed off. In 3 more tonight, more to come soon ;)
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  • baggsbaggs
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you???? : And you think spending time posting hand after hand of standard beats, crying about the rng and how bad it is, is more worthwhile than a tongue in cheek thread like this? Anyway it will go on regardless. 2nd tourny, I spewed off. In 3 more tonight, more to come soon ;)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Only half of your post is tongue in cheek though isnt it. You actually do think you're the best player about. Except you wont play a donk like me  - Go figure!
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    Read what you are saying Baggs....


    I openly admit I wont play HU v you, because it wouldn't be very profitable. I might win abit, I might lose abit, I'd probably break even.

    If I GENUINELY thought I was the best player on here, (that's what you are suggesting) then I would play anyone, wouldn't I?

    Just played a couple of £21 HU turbos to get myself outta jail and they frightened the life outta me! lol

    Boozing tonight so be back later for some more.   ;)
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  • baggsbaggs
    edited June 2011
    I'll be waiting at the tables for you. Hurry up.
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    Haha brilliant thread ill get some from last night :) 1 was 1/9 and went out 2 bad beats and finished in 9th must be bigstack always wins :p

    A)
    Ice_Tiger Small blind  3000.00 3000.00 71178.75
    YOUNG_GUN Big blind  6000.00 9000.00 78297.10
      Your hole cards
    • A
    • A
    		     
    waller02 Fold     
    rich211 Fold     
    myrrdhin Fold     
    Ice_Tiger Raise  15000.00 24000.00 56178.75
    YOUNG_GUN All-in  78297.10 102297.10 0.00
    Ice_Tiger All-in  56178.75 158475.85 0.00
    YOUNG_GUN Unmatched bet  10118.35 148357.50 10118.35
    Ice_Tiger Show
    • 10
    • Q
    		   
    YOUNG_GUN Show
    • A
    • A
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 3
    • J
    • 9
    		     
    Turn
       
    • J
    		     
    River
       
    • 5
    		     
    Ice_Tiger Win Flush to the Queen 148357.50  148357.50


     
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    1/9th and finished 9th?

    That would be impossible if the big stack always won right? :S

    Confooooosed.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited June 2011


    Dear Mr JJ.

    After re-reading your OP and all the thread and replies closely, I would like to now give you my reviewed thoughts on yourself and the subject matter.





































































    PLONKER!!!!
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    1/9th and finished 9th? That would be impossible if the big stack always won right? :S Confooooosed.
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    I know weird isn't it i thought big stack always wins so how i didnt win it is beyond me :( rigged i tell thee

    HITSQUAD FOREVER!
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  • murray69murray69
    edited June 2011
    Right tbh i think your a nob, people come in this place to moan about the rng and bad beats (its basically to get it off there chest) and all you do is give them sarcastic comments back which they dont really want to hear. So when you come in here being a complete t it about it, theres just no need so jog on.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Right tbh i think your a nob, people come in this place to moan about the rng and bad beats (its basically to get it off there chest) and all you do is give them sarcastic comments back which they dont really want to hear. So when you come in here being a complete t it about it, theres just no need so jog on.
    Posted by murray69
    You make it sound like a church.
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  • murray69murray69
    edited June 2011
    Jesus christ ;) do you wake up and stay on the forum all day? you seem like your always here replying to everybody's post's, i find it abit sad that your on here practically all the time :/ anyway cba with you no more, you bore me. Ive said what ive got to say :)
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited June 2011
    In Response to Re: Ever had a shortstack stick a bad beat on you????:
    Right tbh i think your a nob, people come in this place to moan about the rng and bad beats (its basically to get it off there chest) and all you do is give them sarcastic comments back which they dont really want to hear. So when you come in here being a complete t it about it, theres just no need so jog on.
    Posted by murray69
    Dont hold back mate! he posts in here a) to wind people like you up who bite b) to help losing players probably such as yourself rather then shoot him down listen and you may learn something

    thats my two pennies and notice i didnt call you anything

    HITSQUAD FOREVER!
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