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HitSquad HotNews!!!! HitSquadron Scotland Crowned National APAT Team Champs 2014!

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  • edited January 2012
    sry, been very busy catching up some work today Team points scored below....

    congratulations to this weeks winner CENACHAV (IND) and also to KINGKAUTO4 (IND) who came runner up


    here are the final standings


    NameTeam pts
    715D 745D Totty
    Score Pos
    CENACHAV 93 1 5
    6 1
    KINGKAUTO4 135 16 2
    18 2
    SAFC20       8
    9 77 9
    18 3
    TREMAYNE   7
    11 9 70
    20 4
    SPORNYBOL  6
    75 3 22
    25 5
    BEECHAM     5
    21 4 63
    25 6
    JEFFSJACKS 4
    84 14 18
    32 7
    FLYINGDAGG 3
    40 21 14
    35 8
    MRBURNS4   2
    27 11 123
    38 9
    AAMICK     1
    168 33 7
    40 10

    DTD LEAGUE RESULT WEEK 2

    Team             Runners  Wins  T/pts  L/pts
    Pokertrev            17        -         15      7
    DYM LegEnds        7         -         13      6
    Ninja Plonkers       3        -           7       5
    Team 51              13       -           1       4
    HitSquad             16        -          -        3
    KnightPoker           6        -           0      2
    Team Sky              1        -           0      1



    DTD LEAGUE TABLE JAN '12, WEEK 2

    Team             Runners  Wins  T/pts  L/pts
    Pokertrev            32        1        54     14
    Ninja Plonkers       9        -         14     11
    DYM LegEnds        9         -         14      9
    HitSquad             33        -           7      8
    Team 51              28        -           3      8
    KnightPoker          13       -           0      4
    Team Sky              2        -           0      2

    Not a great start Squaddies, but 3 weeks still to go!!
    We have not been outside Top 2 for last 4 months, so lets focus & target that, TPT already got big lead, lets see how it develops if we nail 2 wins in a row, We done it before

    I Understand that some may have been not in rite place last nite for Poker, I was not, but ty for playing!!
  • edited January 2012
    ATTENTION ALL SQUADDIES!!!!

    For those of you who are on Facebook but not yet in the Hitsquad group, please add Dave as a friend on the following link -
    David Harvey


    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002504449773

    Or myself -

    Lisa Reynolds


    https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1385366754

    We will then add you to the group.  Thanks!!
  • edited January 2012
     
    Posts: 10
    First: 14/8/2011
    Last: 9/1/2012
    1, Name............... Oopnorth

    2, SEX M/F...............[optional] Male

    3, SANE/INSANE.......... My shrink says im sane and the rest of the world is mad, either hes very good or hes enjoying me paying for his holidays

    4, Football Team........Carlisle United of course,

    5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Coffee by the bucketful

    6, Special Powers.... I can go all in and conjur up 1 outers repeatedly for my opponents
    7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A wasp 

    8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Certainly not, id be in the gym working on my pecs, or admiring others...........

    Ive FB you both, and although I am loathe to joining any club that would have me as a member, it gets lonely in cyberspace after Ive insulted everyone at my tables.......
  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
      Neiller Posts: 10 First: 14/8/2011 Last: 9/1/2012 1, Name............... Oopnorth 2, SEX M/F...............[optional] Male 3, SANE/INSANE.......... My shrink says im sane and the rest of the world is mad, either hes very good or hes enjoying me paying for his holidays 4, Football Team........Carlisle United of course, 5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Coffee by the bucketful 6, Special Powers.... I can go all in and conjur up 1 outers repeatedly for my opponents 7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A wasp  8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Certainly not, id be in the gym working on my pecs, or admiring others........... Ive FB you both, and although I am loathe to joining any club that would have me as a member, it gets lonely in cyberspace after Ive insulted everyone at my tables.......
    Posted by Oopnorth
    Welcome Comrade Oopnorth LOL!!

    Application passed, & I think we got the same shrink!! LOL!!

    enjoy!!!
  • edited January 2012
    NEW MEMBER ALERT!!!!

    Good friend of mine so be nice :)


    1,  Name...............hibs1212 (David)

    2,  SEX M/F..........Anytime

    3,  SANE/INSANE..........The voices in my head tell me i don't have voices in my head.....so definitely sane

    4,  Football Team........Hibs (but my mum bought me a Rangers cake)

    5,  Fav Drink, [or not].....
    U buying???
    6,  Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ...Lying on the floor pretending to be a fork

    7,   If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....A fork

    8, Would u eat chips, cheese & gravy for breakfast? ....Would u use me to eat ur chips and gravy....if I pretend to be a fork????

    p.s. I take no responsibilty for David, Lisa :) xx
  • edited January 2012
    1, Name.......kazzzz
    2, SEX M/F........Female

    3, SANE/INSANE.......Insane

    4, Football Team........Chelsea

    5, Fav Drink, [or not].....Bacardi

    6, Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ..Amusment factor.

    7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?....Younger

    8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....Defo,

  • edited January 2012
    1, Name Roddy Farmer

    2, SEX M/F M

    3, SANE/INSANE  Insane for sure

    4, Football Team Aberdeen (i know there rubbish)

    5, Fav Drink, [or not]..... Morgans & coke

    6, Special Powers  Endless pit of a stomach for all that drink LOL!!

    7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? A Donk

    8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?  Thats what i have for breakfast after every session  
  • edited January 2012
    WOOOOOOOAHHHHHHH!!

    NEW SQUADDIE ALERTS X 4

    Welcome Comrades, Oopnorth, hibs1212, kazzzz & GatlingGob!!

                             [Dave, David, Karen & Roddy respectivley]

    the committee have read thru your applications, and have decided you will all fit in just fine!!

    Just remember the golden rule, if anyone see's 'The men in white coats' coming,
    scream "Run squaddies Run"
    then scarper, meet back at the safe house!!

    Enjoy & Run Golden!!
  • edited January 2012
    Call to Arms Comrades!!!  Forum DTD Battle Monday!!

    please register on DTWbandits thread [in GPC] & in relevant tournaments x 3, [copy of thread & info below]

    Forum DTD Monday 16/1/2012posted at 13/1/2012 1:08 PM GMT on SkyPoker.com DTWBANDIT Posts: 4174
    First: 20/6/2009
    Last: 15/1/2012

          
    CAN YOU PLEASE POST YOUR TEAM ON THIS THREAD THANK YOU

    MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE  JANUARY MONTHLY LEAGUE   
       Welcome to the Forum DTD we've also got our own Facebook Page which so far has 132 Members, just search for Forum DTD


         your best 2 scores from 3 will count (YOU MUST PLAY ALL 3 TOURNEYS) see below.

      7-15pm Deepstack    buy-in £2-20
      8-30pm Totty           buy-in £2-20
     7-45pm Deepstack   buy-in £1-10      
       New Weekly Prize Structure below based on runners playing all 3 Tourneys- - - - - - -  Last week we had 96 Runners who played all 3  Sky Adam has put up the Prizes (See below)

         50+ runners   = Friday's TSP Cassic Entry     75+ runners   = Saturday's £22 Super BH Entry     100+ runners  = Thursday's  £33 BH Entry
    The structure is 3 Tourneys  lowest score wins (see below) to take part simply post on this thread BEFORE Monday 7-10pm. 
    Here's how it is going to work.
    Your best 2 scores from 3 are added together & the lowest wins the Prize

    Your score in each tournament will be based on your finishing position.So, if you finish 1st, 25th and 92nd your score will be 1 + 25  = 26
    Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner
    eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner
    If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread.

       RIGHT THE JANUARY MONTHLY FORUM DTD LEAGUE BIT
    As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show Sky Adam has increased the prizes to award the TOP 3 Places
    Starting on Monday January 2nd

    and running for 5 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one
    so thats the 2nd / 9th /16th / 23rd & 30th January. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus
    Your best 3 scores out of the 5 will be added together and averaged
    The players who finish in the top 3 will win ......................... and this is where it changes
    100-149 runners: 
    1st = £55 Primo Seat, 2nd = £33 BH Seat, 3rd = £11 Rebuy Open Seat
    _____________
    150-199 runners:
     1st = £110 Sky Roller Seat,  2nd = £55 Primo Seat,  3rd = £33 BH Seat
    ______________200+ runners:
      1st = £220 Sunday Roller Seat,   2nd £110 Sky Roller Seat,   3rd = £55 Primo Seat________________

     Above is based on the number of different players in a Month (last month we had 136)
     As in the weekly comp .......in the event of a tie, the player with the lower individual weekly score will be deemed the higher place finisher

    the rules bit.............. 
    HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL
  • edited January 2012
    GatlinGob wrote:

    8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering? 

    Thats what i have for breakfast after every session  


    __________________

    You'll fit in just fine, and you'll be able to share breakfast with the rest of us!

    WELCOME to all the new Squaddies, run good and have fun and if you can't run good, run golden!
  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    GatlinGob wrote: 8, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?  Thats what i have for breakfast after every session    __________________ You'll fit in just fine, and you'll be able to share breakfast with the rest of us! WELCOME to all the new Squaddies, run good and have fun and if you can't run good, run golden!
    Posted by Slykllist
    Cheers Sly not sure what everyones real name is yet so you will have to bear with me for now hopefully
    after Luton ill be a bit better at's if i can remember after a weekend on the sauce lol.
  • edited January 2012
    be warned and very scared

    Right TPTers..................It's Game on Tonight in the Monday DTD.

    That PINK fluffy stuff (THS) otherwise known as "Team Candy Floss"
    should only be eaten at fair grounds in my opinion, however, tonight I may make an exception and eat a whole one at the table (Probably not advisable at a live casino) Too much candy floss can make you sick, so don't bite off more than you can eat.

    Anyway TPTers, if you see any of that PINK Fluffy stuff at your tables tonight, please take a big bite or apply a little heat for complete meltdown.

    There's also still a few pesky mysterons (Team51ers) showing a bit of form so be on the lookout, they have a tendency to blend in easily so don't be fooled.

    Team Knight Plop/Poker- Need a little lesson in manners - so please use a knife & fork at the table and don't gulp them down all in one go.

    Not too much I can say about the Ninjas & the DYMers as they are looking a little thin on the ground at the moment, but if you see any, please twiddle with the Booom Button to give maximum effect.

    Good Luck Out There TPTers - Take it Down
  • edited January 2012
    LOLOL Sporny!!


    ps...............

    FORUM DTD TEAM FINAL LEAGUE TABLE DECEMBER !!!

    Team                Runners   Wins  Team Pts   League Pts
    HitSquad               71          3         69          26

    PokerTrev             57           1         51          23
    Team 51                44           2         32          16

    DYM Leg Ends        26           1         35          15
    Ninja Plonkers        14           1         15          13
    KnightPoker           26           1         20          12
    Team Sky                7           -            5           7


    RESULTS FROM START OF DTD TEAM LEAGUE!!!

                    Champions            Runners-up
    May '11   Team Knightplop 
    Team HitSquad
    June '11  Team PokerTrev   
    Team HitSquad
    July '11   Team 51             
    Team PokerTrev
    Aug.'11   Team PokerTrev  
    Team 51
    Sept.'11  Team 51
                                 Team HitSquad
    Oct. '11   Team HitSquad    Team 51
    Nov.'11   Team PokerTrev   
    Team Hitsquad
    Dec.'11   Team HitSquad    
    Team PokerTrev
  • edited January 2012
    Run Golden Squaddies!! Let's DTD TID!!!!
  • edited January 2012
    we are gunning for our crown back
  • edited January 2012
    hi guys
    got chatting with 3barrels & Slykllist. Sly said i should try applying for the hitsquad. would love to give it a whirl. hope you'll have me :)


    1,  Name...............Bear_Proof (Ben Shrimpton)

    2,  SEX M/F.......... Male

    3,  SANE/INSANE..........A matter of opinion

    4,  Football Team........West Ham & Flamengo

    5,  Fav Drink, [or not]..... Whisky, Guiness, Babycham

    6,  Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ...Impervious to all forms of ursine assault

    7,   If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... full time curmudgeon

    8,   Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long       day/nite drinking & pokering?..... deffo
  • edited January 2012
    Hi Ben, Commitee met & YOU ARE IN!!!

    Welcome Comrade!!

    hmmmm very interesting intro form,

    I find people who admit to being Curmudgoenly, very rarly are LOLOL!!

    Also West Ham &  ...... Flamengo!!  why??....Coz.....

    WOW...., They Mi Brazilan team!!! Saw them play Vasco da Gama at the Meracana bout 10 years ago 3-3, 3 sendings off, including Edmundo 'the Animal' !! I wore one of then black & red, QPR type  away tops !!

    Most scary footie match I ever been at LOLOL!!!
     Made Fulham  v Chelsea, West ham v Millwall, Arseanl v Spurs, all look like tea-parties LOLOL!!

    Iwill tell you bout NIGHTCLUB , 'HELP' on The Copabana another time......

    Welcome again, Enjoy your time with us Squaddies
  • edited January 2012

    Bed for me now ,GL Squaddies,

    Have to be on site at Heathrow tomorra 6am, to get alot work finished, so i can go to Lynnes service weds!!

    Will do Team league table tues pm sry!!

  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Hi Ben, Commitee met & YOU ARE IN!!! Welcome Comrade!! hmmmm very interesting intro form, I find people who admit to being Curmudgoenly, very rarly are LOLOL!! Also West Ham &  ...... Flamengo!!  why??....Coz..... WOW...., They Mi Brazilan team!!! Saw them play Vasco da Gama at the Meracana bout 10 years ago 3-3, 3 sendings off, including Edmundo 'the Animal' !! I wore one of then black & red, QPR type  away tops !! Most scary footie match I ever been at LOLOL!!!  Made Fulham  v Chelsea, West ham v Millwall, Arseanl v Spurs, all look like tea-parties LOLOL!! Iwill tell you bout NIGHTCLUB , 'HELP' on The Copabana another time...... Welcome again, Enjoy your time with us Squaddies
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Hi
    I must point out that I'm only a part-time curmudgeon at the moment but I'm working on that ;).
    As for Flamengo, I was married to a Brazilian girl for a few years and I lived in Rio for a while near the Maracana. Beautiful place but you're right, real scary at times,
    Thanks for having me and let's hope I can do my best for the team.
  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Hi I must point out that I'm only a part-time curmudgeon at the moment but I'm working on that ;). As for Flamengo, I was married to a Brazilian girl for a few years and I lived in Rio for a while near the Maracana. Beautiful place but you're right, real scary at times, Thanks for having me and let's hope I can do my best for the team.
    Posted by Bear_Proof
    Ahhh you'd know 'Help' then!!

    Seemed quite rough around The Maracana, but safe on the main drags, only bout 6 of our group got mugged at knife point LOL!!
     2 of the bigger lads got knifes pulled on them by girls they met outside 'Help', they walked along the front to a spot where lights were out, couple of 'back-up' geezers were sitting there, but the gilrs pulled knifes LOLOL!! we did give them some stick!!

    About 40 of us went on a footie tour, we played a Pro Team called Universal F.C. lost 8-1, but they were top tier Brazil side at time, think now down a level [or 2!!] went up SugarLoaf & to Romario's nite club, etc,  had a wonderful time, just had to be careful after Dark, I thought it was safer than Sheperds Bush personally!! lol
  • edited January 2012
    Team Points scored as follows......

    Congratulations this week go to ZXGHOSTXZ (IND) who wins a £22 Super BH entry for Saturday 

    Here is the Final Table

    ZXGHOSTXZ4499
    81
    DUBMASTER   98372
    112
    DRUMAHAI05 8+1117913
    143
    ROBBIEROTT    77787
    144
    LYONSBOB06 6+121331
    225
    SOLACK22742
    246
    MRNICK       425288
    277
    SAMANTHA25 31720017
    348
    RANCID       2203915
    359
    UNBPOWER  1391343
    4210


    Team result week 3 Jan

    Team              Runners    Wins  Team pts  League points

    Team 51            13             2          29              7
    KnightPoker       12             -           10             6
    HitSquad            22            -             2             5
    PokerTrev          17            -             1             4
    Ninja Plonkers      4            -             0             3
    DYM LegEnds       3            -              0             2
    Team Sky            1              -            0             1

    Great result for Team51, wp sirs
    TPT Still well top monthly Table tho


    DTD LEAGUE TABLE JAN '12, WEEK 3

    Team             Runners  Wins  T/pts  L/pts
    Pokertrev            47        1        55     18
    Team 51              41       2         32    15
    Ninja Plonkers     13        -         14    14
    HitSquad             55        -           9    13
    DYM LegEnds      12         -        14     11

    KnightPoker         25       -          10    10
    Team Sky              1        -           0      3
  • edited January 2012
    DTD Forum tourney registration is up in Forum GPC Squaddies!!

    We are 4th, with 2 mondays to go!!

    Need a big result this week, & support for rancid, who has been oour most consistant last few weeks!!

    Please try & get 2 GOOD RESULTS TOGETHER COMRADES!!
  • edited January 2012
    Good Luck Squadddies, Run Golden!!

    Managed to get finally, few work issues sorted today & last week!!

    Have been well off boil latley poker wise, so am looking forward now to play focused & clear headed!!

    Stand Together Comrades!!
  • edited January 2012
    Congratulations to this weeks winner ACIDMAN27 (TNP) who wins a super BH entry for saturday
    also to runner up EYEMAN (TKP) & 3rd BARBIE59

    Here are the final scores on the doors  (5th 6th & 7th are sorted by lowest tourny scores)

    TEAM DTD POINTS SCORED AS FOLLOWS..............

    +1 bonus point TPT Mr Burns winning totty


    Name715D745DTotty
    ScorePos
    ACIDMAN27,10+1
    5738
    121
    EYEMAN   9
    81009
    172
    BARBIE59  8
    618160
    243
    ROBBIEROT 7
    981413
    274
    LEE100       6
    412524
    285
    POMFRITTES  5
    141244
    286
    GOLDNBALLZ1661117
    287
    CLEAVERJIM  3
    196211
    308
    TORRYBOY     2
    582112
    339
    ZXGHOSTXZ34605
    3910


    DTD RESULT WEEK 4!!! [OMG TKP WON AT LAST] lol


    TEAM               Runners     Wins  Team Points  League Points
    KnightPoker           5             0           16            7
    Ninja Plonkers        5             1           11            6
    PokerTrev             17            1           11            5
    HitSquad               19            0            8            4
    Team 51                12           0             6            3
    DYM LegEnds          10          0             0            2
    Team Sky                1           0             0            1

    WD TKP First win in a while!
    WP TNP, Very Consistant again, I do hope you make top Two!!
    UL TPT, 3rd on the rarley used least runners rule!
    THS, Defo off boil this month, [Variance ehh!]
    Team51, A Slip this week!! Toby was goin so well too[AJ>AK]
    DYM, Good Numbers, great to see you Consolidate
    SKY, WP Penguin7 Sir!! Great to see the Blue Flag flying here!!




    DTD LEAGUE TABLE JAN '12, WEEK 4

    Team             Runners  Wins  T/pts  L/pts
    Pokertrev            64        2        66     23
    Ninja Plonkers     18        1        25     20
    Team 51             53        2        38     18
    KnightPoker        30         -        26     17
    HitSquad            74         -        17     17
    DYM LegEnds      22         -        14     13

    Team Sky             4         -         0       4
  • edited January 2012
    Squaddies please look at our FB page, am sorting The Regional HitSquadrons there initially, will report publically here later, link ta ma FB on the OP!!

    Run GOLDEN!!
  • edited January 2012
    Hi hitsquad. Slykllist invited me to join so here's my application form :)

    1,  Name...............

    2,  SEX M/F.......... Luke (MagicMan29)

    3,  SANE/INSANE.......... Depends if I've been up all night playing poker

    4,  Football Team........ Super Leeds United!

    5,  Fav Drink, [or not]..... Alcoholic: Pint of Bitter. Non-alcoholic: Orange Lucozade (I practically live off the stuff)

    6,  Special Powers [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] ... X-ray vision so I can see other people's hole cards (I wish!)

    7,   If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?..... Would there be any point? (No seriously I'm not that desperate I'd probably just join another team)

    8,   Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast, after a long       day/nite drinking & pokering?..... I would eat that at any time of any day whatever I'd been doing! (as long as there was salt on)
  • edited January 2012
    I'm Male by the way. Wrote name in the wrong one :o
  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    I'm Male by the way. Wrote name in the wrong one :o
    Posted by MagicMan29
    No Prob !!

    Been Reviewed & application accepted!!

    Welcome Comrade Luke!!

    either FB friend requset me or Lisa, [links in opening post], or get Simon to put you in Group!! Are u goin to luton?? Will you be playing DTD tourney Monday, open to all play whenever you can!!

    Enjoy!!
  • edited January 2012
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    I'm Male by the way. Wrote name in the wrong one :o
    Posted by MagicMan29
    Glad you decided to join Luke, you know it makes sense amd I knew I'd convince you :)

    WELCOME to the mighty HITSQUAD!

    Get yourself registered on the Facebook page too if you use it.
  • edited January 2012
    Thanks guys

    I won't be able to play tonight but please can someone explain what the DTD league is and how I can play in it because I can't find any information other than results tables.

    Also sorry I could get to luton but I'm hoping to go along to the next SPT

    Cheers!

    Luke
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