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OFFICIAL Team51 THREAD

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    thats a mighty strong team you got there mate, that rng best look out!!
    Posted by pod1

    We going for mickjenn next :o)

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  • AMYBRAMYBR
    edited August 2011
    Man walks round a mental health hospital (loonybin) with a staff nurse.  Nurse says "This is the standard personal living space our clients use" showing a en suite bedroom.

    Nurse says, just a standard analytical test we do on our clients (patients) on admission.  Takes visitor into bathroom, baths full of water.  Next to the bath is a large red bucket, a medium sized blue bucket and a thimble sized yellow bucket.  Nurse says, "standard test we do sir, which approach would be the most effective way to empty the bath of water?"
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Man walks round a mental health hospital (loonybin) with a staff nurse.  Nurse says "This is the standard personal living space our clients use" showing a en suite bedroom. Nurse says, just a standard analytical test we do on our clients (patients) on admission.  Takes visitor into bathroom, baths full of water.  Next to the bath is a large red bucket, a medium sized blue bucket and a thimble sized yellow bucket.  Nurse says, "standard test we do sir, which approach would be the most effective way to empty the bath of water?"
    Posted by AMYBR


    Pull the plug out?

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  • AMYBRAMYBR
    edited August 2011
    indeed :p, no room with a view punchline for you sir.

    Not fair as we are trained in similar fields though :p
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited August 2011
    OK! I will enrol - if you'll have me
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    OK! I will enrol - if you'll have me
    Posted by loonytoons


    IF?  IF?  What you mean IF?


    Youre in m8
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Official Rollcall:  .................so far

    elsadog (official blank space)DJBlacke04 (bad beats to a favourite tune)IrishRover (official Irishman and chief recruitment officer)Ozzie08 (first press-ganged member)Crunchybob (sponsored by Cadbury's)AMYBR (Always Mind Your Bum Rodney - Del Trotter 1979)Paige (awaiting release from fluffy handcuffs)GaryQQQ (very sensible but we still took him)Scrumdown (prop forward)Martin111 (official RSPB member)Leon621 (Jean Reno lookalike)Achill (what a heel)Loonytoons (official trainee apprentice assistant Irishman)


    * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011
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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Official Rollcall:  .................so far elsadog   (official blank space) DJBlacke04   (bad beats to a favourite tune) IrishRover   (official Irishman) Ozzie08   (first press-ganged member) Crunchybob   (sponsored by Cadbury's) SighKO  (awaiting confirmation and completion of transfer fee from other team) AMYBR   (Always Mind Your Bum Rodney - Del Trotter 1979) Paige   (awaiting release from fluffy handcuffs) GaryQQQ   (very sensible but we still took him) Scrumdown   (prop forward) Martin111   (official RSPB member) Leon621   (Jean Reno lookalike) Achill   (what a heel) Loonytoons   (official trainee apprentice assistant Irishman) * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011
    Posted by elsadog
    LMAO!!!
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  • hunter1967hunter1967
    edited August 2011
    SO SORRY HITMAN RV. I HAVE MOVED TO ELSADOGS  OFFICIAL TEAM51,THE FLUFFY HANDCUFFS DID IT FOR ME,AFTER ALL HE WAS GOING TO BE MY OFFICAICAL TOSSSERING IN NEIL,S  GAME.:):):).PLEASE FORGIVE ME I AM SO SORRY,BUT I DO LIKE YOU:):):):) LUV PAIGE XXX
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    SO SORRY HITMAN RV. I HAVE MOVED TO ELSADOGS  OFFICIAL TEAM51,THE FLUFFY HANDCUFFS DID IT FOR ME,AFTER ALL HE WAS GOING TO BE MY OFFICAICAL TOSSSERING IN NEIL,S  GAME.:):):).PLEASE FORGIVE ME I AM SO SORRY,BUT I DO LIKE YOU:):):):) LUV PAIGE XXX
    Posted by hunter1967

    One fur-lined straight jacket with optional fluffy handcuffs is on order.

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    How on earth are you gonna get your team out of Area51 for Monday Nights?

    Do you get a one day pass?

    PTP FTW

    I presume you will all be arriving on the     number 51
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  • hunter1967hunter1967
    edited August 2011

    from paige55 i cant stop laughing elsadog, please stop your post,s.NOW XXX LUV PAIGE XXX

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    How on earth are you gonna get your team out of Area51 for Monday Nights? Do you get a one day pass? PTP FTW I presume you will all be arriving on the number 51
    Posted by POKERTREV

    We have almost completed the tunnel.

    ........... and we have BUS TOKENS!!!!  ha! ha! ha! ha! haaaaaa!






    We may have a bit of a set back if DOHHHHHHH joins and we have to widen the tunnel ......... otherwise see you Monday!!





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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    from paige55 i cant stop laughing elsadog, please stop your post,s.NOW XXX LUV PAIGE XXX
    Posted by hunter1967

    You're such a clever girl - typing in those fluffy handcuffs.


    OMG.... I just realised their not on your wrists are they ........... Hunter you rotter!!!!!!!!!!

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  • djblacke04djblacke04
    edited August 2011


    will all team members pm elsa name and email please..:)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Thanks to DJ we now have a FaceBook group - with our very own logo :o)




    All Team51 members can log on to FB and join the group.
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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited August 2011
    Lol..we're going global

    Hendon Mob better watch out :-p
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Lol..we're going global Hendon Mob better watch out :-p
    Posted by Crunchybob

    LOL yeah just PM me your FB name etc and we can add you to the group.

    ............ and we got some mtt strategy notes from a guy who once won a tournament.

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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : LOL yeah just PM me your FB name etc and we can add you to the group. ............ and we got some mtt strategy notes from a guy who once won a tournament.
    Posted by elsadog
    It wont let me send any pm's to ne one, send me one and ill see if i can reply
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Done but I think you can go onto facebook and click on join group or subscribe to group and you'll be accepted by webmaster Toby.
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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited August 2011
    Whats the group called on fb?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    its on the Sky FB page - http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_115466885208482&ap=1

    not sure if you will get on with that link - you need to send me your FB name and I'll add you.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Official Rollcall:  .................so far

    elsadog (official blank space)DJBlacke04 (bad beats to a favourite tune)IrishRover (official Irishman and chief recruitment officer)Ozzie08 (first press-ganged member)Crunchybob (sponsored by Cadbury's)AMYBR (Always Mind Your Bum Rodney - Del Trotter 1979)Paige (awaiting release from fluffy handcuffs)GaryQQQ (very sensible but we still took him)Scrumdown (prop forward)Martin111 (official RSPB member)Leon621 (Jean Reno lookalike)Achill (what a heel)Loonytoons (official trainee apprentice assistant Irishman)MP33 (chief tactician and tea boy)


    Welcome MP33 :o)



    * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    its on the Sky FB page -  http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_115466885208482&ap=1 not sure if you will get on with that link - you need to send me your FB name and I'll add you.
    Posted by elsadog

    Dam....its a 'closed' group. I could of done with a chuckle today aswell!

    'TEAM KNIGHT FLOP' - THE ONLY DECENT TEAM ON SKY POKER
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Dam....its a 'closed' group. I could of done with a chuckle today aswell! 'TEAM KNIGHT FLOP' - THE ONLY DECENT TEAM ON SKY POKER
    Posted by MAXALLY


    Stop sniffin'   Go Away!  :o)

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Dam....its a 'closed' group. I could of done with a chuckle today aswell! 'TEAM FLOP LAST NIGHT' - THE ONLY DECENT TEAM ON SKY POKER IF YOU DON'T COUNT Team51
    Posted by MAXALLY


    FYP

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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited August 2011


    I think I have found a new member for your Team Elsa. No need to thank me.

    SKYPOKER IS FIXED.posted at 8/6/2011 4:18 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    Posts: 41
    First: 4/5/2011
    Last: 8/6/2011
    		I thought sky was a really player friendly cool place to play for UK players untill around 1 week ago.

    I finally clocked on to the scam skypoker is running, compared to other, FAIRER, bigger pokersites, sky has somewhat of a small player base so I can see why they do this.


    The only explaination for the skypoker infamous river cards and people hitting big on the flop so much after limping in with trash, I am now enlightened.

    The cards are not generated by a random number generator.

    Cards on skypoker are predetermined, it is the hands which are generated by an RNG, the cards within the hands are carefully selected to encourage betting, calling and raising within the hand, more betting calling and raising = more rake for sky.


    I really hope that sky does get a bigger player base, then they might consider adopting a new, fair RNG.

    I said I was going to quit last time but ending up redepositing, I just like the site so much but it is rigged so I'm not gonna waste any more money or time here, calling sky to get my account disabled.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    thanks m8 much appreciated ;o)
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  • CrunchybobCrunchybob
    edited August 2011
    i asked to join group when u get a chance to accept mate :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    You're in Rob
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