AAMICK(sponsored by the RAC)Boxster (sponsored by Lambrini)KnackersYa (mandatory welshman with flappy ears fetish)Hunter1967 (general dogsbody to Paige)oynutter (team psychiatrist) * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011 **Disclaimer: No RNG's were harmed in the making of this group.
I M ay B e E ternally R emorseful – but I feel it may be time to relinquish my IMBER pendence and nail my colours to the t IMBER . It is IMBER ative that I join a team I feel I relate to and feel part of – and who better than one recommended by the master that is IRISHROVER. Considering one of the founder members is OZZIE08 – my thoughts went back to my very early days on Skypoker where I received constant and friendly support. I was never short-changed and they were never IMBER tinent – they always had time to help me settle into an unusual and sometimes hostile environment. I now feel it is the time to re IMBER se the faith they showed in me – by requesting to join the team – known as TEAM51. What I really mean is – can I join please Elsa and Den? – All we need is OYNUTTER on board and the good times are complete. Posted by imber
a dream come true - welcome aboard rik - let the good times roll!!!!!
Hi teamy types, Just introducing myself as your official team psychiatrist,---- as you are all aware, your mental stability and psychological well being are of utmost importance to your poker career prospects, and so I am making myself available for any mental problems or trouble with your general mindset---- This post will be followed by general tips to keep you on your game and achieve optimal performance.
disclaimer----- Advice given in my surgery is followed at your own risk----- one of you simply cannot be helped, you know who you are, so there is no need to even mention Irishrover
Never leave yourself open to ridicule on the forum, this can be bad for your attitude to the game and can lead to lack of confidence in your general ability
If you intend to put up a shelf, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY!!!!---- Always wait untill the shelf is up on the wall, tested for level and weight holding capability, and then announce " I have put up a shelf and it is perfect"
Hi teamy types, Just introducing myself as your official team psychiatrist,---- as you are all aware, your mental stability and psychological well being are of utmost importance to your poker carreer prospects, and so I am making myself availiable for any mental problems or trouble with your general mindset---- This post will be followed by general tips to keep you on your game and achieve optimal performance. disclaimer----- Advice given in my surgery is followed at your own risk----- one of you simply cannot be helped, you know who you are, so there is no need to even mention Irishrover Posted by oynutter
MMMMM------- EDIT---- Two of you simply cannot be helped, you know who you are, so there is no need to even mention Irishrover or Hotflush66 Posted by oynutter
I have been observing the forum and the tables on sky poker for over 3 years young man!!!--- Do you really not think I know a flopping NUTTER when I see one--- EH?---- eh?--nuff said !
I am well known on the tables, and on the forum for my ability to "spot da loonie" and exploit thier donkfullness, some of my following tips will allow team members to achieve this ability and gain chips and cash from people that have been daft enough to join a different team
The first thing we need to remember about people that have been daft enough to join a different team, is that they are not as mentally capable as you ---- Poker is a difficult game for them, so make them make decisions and they will become over-challenged, they will then tilt themselves into a very bad move, and your chip stack will benefit from this---- simply put---
1. Spot your loonie
2. Isolate your loonie several times
3. Wait for your loonie to flat call your reraise
4. Put your loonie to the test with a whoppa bet
5. Your loonie is now ready to tilt off the rest of his chips to you
''sigh'' we're back to normal at last. Posted by elsadog
Hi there Elsadog, a small piece of advise for you--- Please do not assume that you know what "normal" is, this can lead to a lot of frustration at the tables, and on the forum
I see only through the eyes of a small dog - do I have a problem? Posted by elsadog
Small dogs need to realise that what seems normal to them, is in fact, far less normal than actual normality itself, normally this will not create problems, but, and for a small dog, this is a BIG but,--- normal dogs are actually bigger than a small dog, although normally, small dogs tend to think they are as big as a normal sized dog, and normal sized dogs are normally aware of this. So do try not to be a normal small dog, because normally, normal dogs will know something you don't.
Murray 69 is in a great position ( obviously )---- currently chip leader in 400 grtd---- he's licking em I tell you!!!--- and he's only in it for the crack!!!
He just came up for a 5 min break, then he's getting down to it again!!!----
In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Small dogs need to realise that what seems normal to them, is in fact, far less normal than actual normality itself, normally this will not create problems, but, and for a small dog, this is a BIG but,--- normal dogs are actually bigger than a small dog, although normally, small dogs tend to think they are as big as a normal sized dog, and normal sized dogs are normally aware of this. So do try not to be a normal small dog, because normally, normal dogs will know something you don't. Posted by oynutter
Why not show you're a Team51 member by changing your avatar location. Simply go to ''My Account''Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details'' click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51. You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er.
If anyone's name hasn't been added to the rollcall please let me know on this thread.
The combination of very late night poker, my wife's car dying and having to sort out a new one for her to wreck and a blinding headache, I've lost track.
So please, if I've missed you off - just shout. It's not intentional I promise you.
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Great effort everyone, you all did the team proud!!!
Great railing aswell, and great to see one 2 of TEAM51 on the final table.
FFS!!!!
Had enough of this now, it was funny at first, my BR is taking a right bashing.
enjoy your stay here .
you are now officially the 37TH member of team51 ,
congrats & welcome .
P.S BY THE WAY OUR LEADER IS TO BUSY TRYING TO FT AGAIN /> /> />
disclaimer----- Advice given in my surgery is followed at your own risk----- one of you simply cannot be helped, you know who you are, so there is no need to even mention Irishrover
If you intend to put up a shelf, DO NOT TELL ANYBODY!!!!---- Always wait untill the shelf is up on the wall, tested for level and weight holding capability, and then announce " I have put up a shelf and it is perfect"
1. Spot your loonie
2. Isolate your loonie several times
3. Wait for your loonie to flat call your reraise
4. Put your loonie to the test with a whoppa bet
5. Your loonie is now ready to tilt off the rest of his chips to you
He just came up for a 5 min break, then he's getting down to it again!!!----
Good to see you back firing again rik .
welcome home lol .
Simply go to ''My Account''Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details'' click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51.
You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er.