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OFFICIAL Team51 THREAD

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  • chrispipchrispip
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Why not show you're a Team51 member by changing your avatar location. Simply go to ''My Account'' Then in the section at the top marked ''My Details''  click it and change the section marked ''Town/City'' to Team51. You will need to log off and on again for it to take effect. Then when anyone puts their cursor on your avatar it will tell them you're a 51'er.
    Posted by elsadog
    Elsa,i put team 51 under my avatar couple of days ago but am seriously thinking of removing it.All players in other teams are great fun but am finding some people having a go in chat along the lines of "why are YOU in a team","whats the point of being in a team" and "your so bad you shouldn't be in any team".Last one is true btw,lol.
                 Really getting under my skin and think it's simpler to just remove it. If i do remove it hope you understand why.
                                       Phil'o
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Well my answer would be ''cos I have friends you saddo''

    But hey there is no requirement to have it on your avatar. It's your choice and it's not a problem.
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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    If anyone's name hasn't been added to the rollcall please let me know on this thread. The combination of very late night poker, my wife's car dying and having to sort out a new one for her to wreck and a blinding headache, I've lost track. So please, if I've missed you off - just shout. It's not intentional I promise you. I need a secretary .......
    Posted by elsadog
    Think you will find my name hasnt been added yet?? Dont worry i wont blame it on the red an white rose divide elsadog :) lol
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  • murray69murray69
    edited August 2011
    Gl to team51 on the tables tonight, I know elsa is playing the m.e and the mini, i may also play these, going to play the tsp lite probably aswell.

    Team51 ftw!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Think you will find my name hasnt been added yet?? Dont worry i wont blame it on the red an white rose divide elsadog :) lol
    Posted by HOTFLUSH66

    Sry m8  you're on the list now :o)


    When I was young I remember asking my Dad about the 'thing' between Lancashire and Yorkshire. He told me not to bother about it, and that Yorkshire is only there to keep the draft off Lancashire :o)

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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66
    edited August 2011
    A long time ago, Me (A Leeds Fan), a Scouser and a Manc were all working in Saudi Arabia, an sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested us. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, we were sentenced to death!

    However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, we were able to successfully appeal our sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day our trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided we could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As we were preparing for our punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."

    The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Scouser had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. 

    The Manc was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. He was carried away bleeding and blubbering like a little girl.

    I was the last one up (as i had finished off the crate), but before i could say anything, the Sheikh turned to me and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, For this you may have two wishes!"

    "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", i replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."

    "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.

    "Tie the Manc to my back please i replied.

    Good luck in the M/E tonight pal :)  Cheers for the add aswell.
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited August 2011


     JOB FOR TOBY >>




     Hiya mate

    Cheers for the welcome into team 51,how do i get the team name on my table avitar? Gotta spread the brand!! :)


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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
      JOB FOR TOBY /> /> HOTFLUSH66  Hiya mate Cheers for the welcome into team 51,how do i get the team name on my table avitar? Gotta spread the brand!! :)
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    Cheers rover its sorted now. Niceone
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    A long time ago, Me (A Leeds Fan), a Scouser and a Manc were all working in Saudi Arabia, an sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested us. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, we were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, we were able to successfully appeal our sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day our trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided we could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As we were preparing for our punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Scouser was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Scouser had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done.  The Manc was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back". But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. He was carried away bleeding and blubbering like a little girl. I was the last one up (as i had finished off the crate), but before i could say anything, the Sheikh turned to me and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, For this you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", i replied. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks. "Tie the Manc to my back please i replied. Good luck in the M/E tonight pal :)  Cheers for the add aswell.
    Posted by HOTFLUSH66

    I heard that slightly different :o)  In the one I heard the scouser nicked all the ale.

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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited August 2011


      shall i put a closing date up in gpc thread for recruitment to our team guys ?
     say this Sunday the 19th june .
     feedback plzzz .

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
      shall i put a closing date up in gpc thread for recruitment to our team guys ?  say this Sunday the 19th june .  feedback plzzz .
    Posted by IRISHROVER

    Hi Denis  soz I've got some laptop issues at mo following a download from windows. See reply in FB team page m8

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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : I heard that slightly different :o)  In the one I heard the scouser nicked all the ale.
    Posted by elsadog
    The scouser nicked our illegal consignment of booze the following month! havnt seen anything of him since! The sneaky barsteward lol Heard he's working in the back of a shop in soho now though! As madam whiplash.
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  • TREMAYNETREMAYNE
    edited August 2011

    Where am i
    Im lost
    How do i get out of here ?
    Oh hang on
    The second star on the right and straight on till morning

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Where am i Im lost How do i get out of here ? Oh hang on The second star on the right and straight on till morning
    Posted by TREMAYNE

    We are (or will be) THE CHAMPIONS  :o)


    We have one of the last few remaining beds available if you want.

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  • TREMAYNETREMAYNE
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : We are (or will be) THE CHAMPIONS  :o) We have one of the last few remaining beds available if you want.
    Posted by elsadog
    Im sorry im a team ninga plonker
    + welldone for "The Champions" referance
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67
    edited August 2011
    Only just seen your pm irish darlin,if its not too late i would luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv to join up

    All the best

    debs xxx
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Only just seen your pm irish darlin,if its not too late i would luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv to join up All the best debs xxx
    Posted by debdobs_67

    Welcome Debs  your in!!!

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Team51 ....... is recruiting ...... but not for much longer!!!
    Join now - you know it makes sense. 
    1 week complimentary stay in ward51 for every new member.

    Official Rollcall:

    elsadog ( team mascot)DJBlacke04 (bad beats to a favourite tune)IrishRover (official Irishman)Ozzie08 (press-ganged)Crunchybob (sponsored by Cadbury's)AMYBR (Always Mind Your Bum Rodney - Del Trotter 1979)Paige (fluffy handcuff instructor)GaryQQQ (very sensible but we still took him)Scrumdown (prop forward)Martin111 (official RSPB member)Leon621 (Jean Reno lookalike)Achill (what a heel)Loonytoons (official assistant Irishman)MP33 ( chief tactician and tea boy)
    Chrispip (assistant tea boy)Peacock10 (official show off and secretary to MP33)IMBER (official team scriptwriter)MURRAY69 (Karma Sutra analyst - ''position is everything'')Lozgo (Team Therapist)labrat64 (Official guinea pig)9991 (ello ello ello wat ave we ere)drumahai05 (official old person)tomred64 (works cat and chief mouser)stein (Make mine a pint)borobabe09 (team totty)kalooki8 (rummy and fish specialist)    ste1722 (abbreviation specialist)shaun09 (Rail organiser)chris1963 (Rail groupie)darlomike (Guinea Pig Trainer)
    lea116311 (team pole dancer)kevcoke69 (sponsored by Pepsi)AAMICK (sponsored by the RAC)Boxster (sponsored by Lambrini)KnackersYa (mandatory welshman with flappy ears fetish)Hunter1967 (general dogsbody to Paige)oynutter (team psychiatrist)HOTFLUSH66 (Menopause specialist)Neildown (he flung pu)debdobs_67 (team cross-dressing consultant)billyboots (special advisor to debdobs) 


    * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011
    **Disclaimer: No R    NG's were harmed in the making of this group.
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  • billybootsbillyboots
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:


    Knock ! knock !,............I'll only come in if Raver isn't in the building.
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited August 2011


     desmond would like to welcome
    neildown to our team .

    nice catch elsa drug him quick .
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    Only just seen your pm irish darlin,if its not too late i would luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv to join up All the best debs xxx
    Posted by debdobs_67
    welcome debs was going to put you  in
    as a special offer in  our team thread in gpc .

    something like ,

    a debbie dobs  lap dance delight .

    are you game debs lol .
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
      desmond would like to welcome neildown to our team . nice catch elsa drug him quick .
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    The main reason i joined Desmond, i heard its good sh!t
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : The main reason i joined Desmond, i heard its good sh!t
    Posted by Neildown

    OK folks don't panic!

    I got him back in the cage - he's playing with something in there - can't see what, but it seems to make him happy.

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD : Knock ! knock !,............I'll only come in if Raver isn't in the building.
    Posted by billyboots

    Quick!!! I think the coast is clear..

    Welcome billy

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    Team51 ....... is recruiting 
    Join now - you know it makes sense. 
    1 week complimentary stay in ward51 for every new member.

    Official Rollcall:  We are now 42 strong

    elsadog ( blank space and hospital corners specialist)DJBlacke04 (bad beats to a favourite tune)IrishRover (official Irishman)Ozzie08 (press-ganged)Crunchybob (sponsored by Cadbury's)AMYBR (Always Mind Your Bum Rodney - Del Trotter 1979)Paige (fluffy handcuff instructor)GaryQQQ (very sensible but we still took him)Scrumdown (prop forward)Martin111 (official RSPB member)Leon621 (Jean Reno lookalike)Achill (what a heel)Loonytoons (official assistant Irishman)MP33 ( chief tactician and tea boy)
    Chrispip (assistant tea boy)Peacock10 (official show off and secretary to MP33)IMBER (official team scriptwriter)MURRAY69 (Karma Sutra analyst - ''position is everything'')Lozgo (Team Therapist)labrat64 (Official guinea pig)9991 (ello ello ello wat ave we ere)drumahai05 (official old person)tomred64 (works cat and chief mouser)stein (Make mine a pint)borobabe09 (team totty)kalooki8 (rummy and fish specialist)    ste1722 (abbreviation specialist)shaun09 (Rail organiser)chris1963 (Rail groupie)darlomike (Guinea Pig Trainer)
    lea116311 (team pole dancer)    kevcoke69 (sponsored by Pepsi)AAMICK (sponsored by the RAC)Boxster (sponsored by Lambrini)KnackersYa (mandatory welshman with flappy ears fetish)Hunter1967 (general dogsbody to Paige)oynutter (team psychiatrist)HOTFLUSH66 (Menopause specialist)Neildown (he flung pu)debdobs_67 (team cross-dressing consultant)billyboots (special footwear advisor to debdobs)ige (YOP scheme entrant) 


    * BacoFoil - Official Team51 sponsors 2011
    **Disclaimer: No R    NG's were harmed in the making of this group.
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  • igeige
    edited August 2011
    hi elsa and team 51, you got room for one more please.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    hi elsa and team 51, you got room for one more please.
    Posted by ige

    Welcome to the sanitorium ige  :o)



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  • igeige
    edited August 2011
    thank you very much elsa ;) & team 51.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: OFFICIAL TEAM51 THREAD:
    thank you very much elsa ;) & team 51.
    Posted by ige


    You're very welcome.

    If you're on Facebook go to the Sky page and look for team51 then apply for entry and you will be let in to the team page.

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  • lyonsbob06lyonsbob06
    edited August 2011
    LYONSBOB06 AKA Michael Lyons (bob's a nickname lol)

    final tabled 3 weeks in a row in the new Thurs SKY ROLLER TORNEY and won it in the 2nd week amongst other things, sharkscope.com will tell ya.

    Hope to make the team and CRUSH all other teams! ;-)
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