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Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***the official show thread***

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  • edited August 2011
    Not sure how to get this past mods and not even sure how you can say it live. But a 2yr old Cameron very innocently asked me, "Daaad, is f## k a bad word?" His mother had no idea whether to blast him or laugh.

    He's also tried to convince me that chocolate's a vegetable. I'm not entirely sure he's wrong?

    BRM : I make a point of never playing with more than 100% of my BR in one go. It's cost me at times but hey-ho. One must laugh at life.

    Have a good show guys. Love the banter between youse. Bet Ed a fiver he can't find a worse reality show to appear in Rich, lol.
  • edited August 2011
    My friend had moved into a rented house while he was building his own house.  Its a 4 hour drive to his place.  I was visiting him in the rented house for the first time, and called for directions.  Anyway , I made a wrong turn and instead of taking 10 minutes from where I was, to get his place, it took me nearly an hour (and a couple of more phone calls).

    When I arrived, his youngest son said :
    "Keith, I know where you were!"

    I of course said "Where?"

    and he said "You were lost!"


  • edited August 2011



    Little Johnny asks his dad if he can have a TV in his room, and after a while of thinking about it, reluctantly grants his son's request, with the proviso that he turns it off at 10.30pm.

    Next day, Little Johnny comes downstairs and asks his dad: "What's love juice??

    Dad is absolutely horrified, but nonetheless explains to Little Johnny all about the birds and the bees.

    Now Little Johnny is stunned to hear all this information, his mouth is agape in total amazement that his parents could have done such a thing...

    "So Johnny," asks dad: "what were you watching on TV last night that would have prompted you to ask a question like that?"

    "Oh," says Johnny: "just Wimbledon."

  • edited August 2011
    Hi guys. great show as allways.
    funny things kids say.
    I used to work in  a plaster room in a hospital treating people with broken bones. I was taking a cast of a 5 or 6 year old kid and they said that they like me because their mum fanced me. Mum went very red and I tried to maintain my best poker face. bless them

    have a good night. kev
  • edited August 2011
    Comedy things you've heard kids say!
    While eating dinner a few months ago my 6 year old Brother asked "Do German people come from Greece?" I choked on my food and couldn't stop laughing at him for about 20 minutes lol
  • edited August 2011
    A QUESTIN FOR ED, WHEN HE`S BEEN OUT WITH THE KID ( RICH-ORFORD) WHAT`S BEEN YOU MOST SHOCKING MOMENT ?? 
  • edited August 2011
    RICH

    i won a primo seat a long time ago with yourself and trev on the show,and am trying to use it tomorrow.i have emailed the guys but no reply yet, please chase or tell me where to chase as i am going to pull a sicky if i am going to be able to play in it

    cheers

    roy
  • edited August 2011

    BRM.
    When I joined Sky Poker I decided I was gonna try and win a BR.  I got £10 for joining and as I'd never played poker before I entered EVERY (and I mean EVERY) competition on 865. I was lucky enough to win a couple of entries to TSPs and and a TOTK! Onwards & upwards!  TY Sky!

    pad

  • edited August 2011
    hello again

    i did email them 2 days ago but no reply...oh well i am in the mini roller i will just have to win that instead!!

    i am not starting work until 2 on monday anyway so i will have plenty of time to celebrate my primo victory, and it was not going to be a proper sicky just a little " oh dear i have just puked up i better go home a couple of hours early just incase it is catching" i dont however think it would be the best idea to tell you where i work,already said far to much...

    by the way good to see ed back hope he is a permanent fixture again
  • edited August 2011
    Hi guys.

    Great show as normal.

    Just a quick mention of me laying down that straight on the paired flush board.

    lynxeffect and i play v each other all the time at higher stakes than the table we are on here and in all honesty it was his milking bet size on the river that made me fold, prob sounds strange to say but i wish he had bet bigger because it would have been a easier call :)

    We carnt be right all of the time lol
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***the official show thread***:
    hello again i did email them 2 days ago but no reply...oh well i am in the mini roller i will just have to win that instead!! i am not starting work until 2 on monday anyway so i will have plenty of time to celebrate my primo victory, and it was not going to be a proper sicky just a little " oh dear i have just puked up i better go home a couple of hours early just incase it is catching" i dont however think it would be the best idea to tell you where i work,already said far to much... by the way good to see ed back hope he is a permanent fixture again
    Posted by jesusdog22
    i work tomorrow until about 730 and then again at 2 on monday!!!!

    i am not a chef
  • edited August 2011


    Evening guys...enjoying the show.

    Just to let you know that JD works for the United Nations as a team leader.

    A serious question for Ed on BRM. If you are playing mainly MTT's, how can you budget for rebuy tournies when you are unsure if/how many additional 'buy ins' you will end up doing?
  • edited August 2011
    jesusdog is the grim reaper, at the mo were ED AND I are from it`s a bit slow so jesusdog is on half day`s,
  • edited August 2011
    Ed and i have actually had a facebook conversation and my job was discussed, so that gaming industry answer must of come from deep down in his memory!!!
  • edited August 2011
    juat to explain breifly the team leader comment...i opened a thread on the forum recently stating that people in these so called poker TEAMS were sad losers with no real friends and didnt see the point of them....i dont think maxally agrees with my point of view!!!!!!!!

    TEAM JESUSDOG FTW
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***the official show thread***:
    Evening guys...enjoying the show. Just to let you know that JD works for the United Nations as a team leader. A serious question for Ed on BRM. If you are playing mainly MTT's, how can you budget for rebuy tournies when you are unsure if/how many additional 'buy ins' you will end up doing?
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Play it like a freezeout - Have an amount you are willing to spend and don't max that.

    On a friday night Open, I allow for 2 rebuy and 1 add on which is £44 including the Buy in.

    I Rebuy from the off, if I lose that I rebuy once more and if I lose that I give up and save my £11 for the add on because I am unwilling to spend more than £44 due to the payout structure. 
  • edited August 2011


    Cheers Ed. I will excuse you from not knowing this but Rich has no excuse! Tonight's Main Event is a £8k Rebuy B/H (£22 B/I). unlimited rebuys (@ £22) for 1st hour when stack is zero! No Add on. Luckily, I sat in for only £4.80 and got a bounty in the 1st hour for £7.50. I didnt rebuy.
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***the official show thread***:
    juat to explain breifly the team leader comment...i opened a thread on the forum recently stating that people in these so called poker TEAMS were sad losers with no real friends and didnt see the point of them....i dont think maxally agrees with my point of view!!!!!!!! TEAM JESUSDOG FTW
    Posted by jesusdog22
    LOL JD....I will put in a transfer request to join your Team Monday :))
  • edited August 2011

    ed just said about risk free game, now i`v had games where noggin (brain) say`s fold but gut say`s call or raise, so my question to ed is go with noggin or guts with calling in on turn/river ???

  • edited August 2011
    just to say my thought process in the KK v AQ (rentisdue) hand where he c/r the turn on 8638 board and barrelled J river....i dont give him many 8s after calling from the bb pre so in my eyes he only ever has 666 or 333 but know hes more than capable of making a move with air so flatting the c/r on the turn keeps in any bluffs and i then have to call river as its pretty much a brick 

    also the folding AJ against a loose passive player on 7TJ is pretty standard as he wouldnt raise with a worse J given his style :)
  • edited August 2011
    Conversations with kids;

    RO, innocently talking with me about how Cameron whispered his cards out was a read, "So I could possibly beat him?"

    Nice thing to say. Meant in humour and was all humility. Cameron saw it different.

    C; "Did he just say he could beat me?"

    Me : "Yeah, but he was only really having a laugh."

    C: "Tell him to play me, I'm not scared"

    Me "You're not old enough to play on-line. And he actually knows how to play. You just go all-in every hand."

    C : "I don't care. I'll beat him. That old guy just said he's stupid. I'll beat him easy."

    Me : "Forget it, he seems a nice guy and was only joking."

    C, every time he sees you now, "Tell him to play me!!!!"

    It's a lose, lose situation Rich but do you fancy playing him on Facebook or something? You win, you're a bully. He wins, you'll never hear the last of it. Decent deal? Just cover it by betting Ed you'll lose. Simples.
  • edited August 2011
    I think Rich needs some lessons on BRM - He,s already a tenner down and chasing his losses

    I can,t remember the last time i saw him win a bet

    is this why you like working with Rich ?  he always seems to bump up your wages
  • edited August 2011
    Thanks for the free tsp classic entry guys.

    Its the first thing ive ever won on sky (including every hand of poker ive played tonight :)  )

    Can you enter me in wednesdays tsp classic please and that way i know there is at least some dead money in it because Rich plays on that night looooool
  • edited August 2011

    The hand you showed earlier with the AA where I checked the river with 22 on the board was directly after the previous hand you showed where I had bet every street with the flush draw and checked the river when missed. MarcScott bet the river which I had to fold to. Trying to induce the same river bet from opponent here as the betting pattern was identical from myself.

  • edited August 2011

    nice freebie you have given rentisdue - what about me?

  • edited August 2011
    a question for ed and rich - when you go so long on table how do guy`s get rid off rear cramp, without asking misses to squeeze cheeks ?
  • edited August 2011
    You gotta show this hand guys. I know your prob not showing the table now but its well worth seeing

    Let me know if you think my fold was too tight please ?  407518616

    TYIA
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Ed ***the official show thread***:
    Evening guys...enjoying the show. Just to let you know that JD works for the United Nations as a team leader. A serious question for Ed on BRM. If you are playing mainly MTT's, how can you budget for rebuy tournies when you are unsure if/how many additional 'buy ins' you will end up doing?
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Do what tikay does. 

    Limp fold the first hand and rebuy immediately to have a 200bb stack. 

    Sit out until the first break. 

    Take the addon.

    You are then basically starting the tournament here with a mid-leaderboard stack.
  • edited August 2011

    what is going on here...

    i cant get a free entry that i won by being a football question answering legend and you are giving them away left right and centre to anyone thats asks ....

    one is not amused

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