Can we have a whinge thread that doesn't involve bad beats?

unknown_username

In the absence of my favourit poster Spornybol could we have a thread about personal grievances unrelated to poker?

I'll start the ball rolling with my tail of woe.
Bought a packet of salt and shake crisps this morning and the blue salt packet was missing
!
Gutted

Yet another instance where I thoght I had it in the bag and it wasn't!

Should I put it down to variance or some other factor?


Discuss

EvilPingu

I had a packet with two of the blue salt packets once, so I can confirm that this is simply variance - Run better next time!

sherifoo7

buy the ones that are already salted

Glenelg

I always buy the pre-salted as I usually spill the blue bag of salt over myself!  Oh and it saves time!  I have a spare blue bag I can send ya?

paige55

GUTTED FOR YOU DUNMIDOSH,I ONCE HAD A SNICKERS BAR AND THERE WAS NO NUTS INSIDE.:):):)

unknown_username

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GUTTED FOR YOU DUNMIDOSH,I ONCE HAD A SNICKERS BAR AND THERE WAS NO NUTS INSIDE.:):):)
Posted by paige55

You've come to the right place to make up for it!
There's plenty of nuts in the forum! lol

lucy4

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GUTTED FOR YOU DUNMIDOSH,I ONCE HAD A SNICKERS BAR AND THERE WAS NO NUTS INSIDE.:):):)
Posted by paige55

you sure you didnt pick up a mars bar by mistake.

JPW33

I got one of those scratch cards out of a sunday magazine and it wasnt a winner !!!! How unlucky is that ????

cleansweep

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I got one of those scratch cards out of a sunday magazine and it wasnt a winner !!!! How unlucky is that ????
Posted by JPW33[/QUOTE

Now that is a revelation!
I think you ought to go to the Goals Goals Goals thread on football corner right now! without passing go! and the prize this week is almostcertainly going to be yours!

spornybol

My wife seen what i`ve writen about her, now see has the nuts ?

paige55

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 I bought a Guitar of E Bay with no strings attached.!
Posted by logdon

that made me laugh logdon :):)

spornybol

i went to pub in the afternoon and ended up getting married !

Dazler

id like to winge about people wingeing!!!!!!

tomgoodun

Can any1 tell me the point of Jordan(not the country)..

tomgoodun

And people who claim for whiplash...Or council houses when they have kids at age 14...People who wait for half hour for a bus,climb aboard then search for their purse,,,on the plus side I have a car

tomgoodun

People who dont spell simple words rite(sic)

spornybol

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People with more hair up their nose than on their head, and throw a tantrum when told.   I have two slips my petticoat and my Freudian.! 
Posted by logdon

that was our secret, damn you ))))

LENGALENG

NOSEY PEOPLE!!!! You know who you are........

JPW33

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I got one of those scratch cards out of a sunday magazine and it wasnt a winner !!!! How unlucky is that ???? Posted by JPW33[/QUOTE Now that is a revelation! I think you ought to go to the Goals Goals Goals thread on football corner right now! without passing go! and the prize this week is almostcertainly going to be yours!
Posted by cleansweep

why thank you cleansweep, might just do that !!

billyboots

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..you receive a new debit/credit card and 1st thing they tell u to do is sign it !!!!.......










..........why can't they send you a pen that will let it actually work on the damn things !....  

NoseyBonk

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NOSEY PEOPLE!!!! You know who you are........
Posted by LENGALENG

:-(

bludreid11

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GUTTED FOR YOU DUNMIDOSH,I ONCE HAD A SNICKERS BAR AND THERE WAS NO NUTS INSIDE.:):):)
Posted by paige55

its called a  MARS BAR

bludreid11

i opened my lunch box and looked at the sandwiches inside    CHEESE AGAIN i sighed.
who made your sandwiches my mate asked ????


                  ME  I REPLIED

bludreid11

when you meet the wife at the door, and shes wearing her most revealing underwear.

except  shes just getting home

bludreid11

i was given some viagra tables from my doctor.
now i have to stand on my head to pee

spornybol

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when you meet the podgy next door neighbour at the door, and shes wearing her most revealing underwear. except  she`s in your house with mrs
Posted by bludreid11

fyp,

booboo5205

  Not had any blue rappers in my cheese and and onion for years now.

unknown_username

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i was given some viagra tables from my doctor. now i have to stand on my head to pee
Posted by bludreid11

Check the label on the packet If you're having problems with your pee
you've probably got the American Knock Offs

Niagara !

spornybol

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In Response to Re: Can we have a whinge thread that doesn't involve bad beats? : Check the label on the packet If you're having problems with your pee you've probably got the American Knock Offs Niagara !
Posted by DUNMIDOSH

I`M FED UP OFF FALLING OVER IT !

bludreid11

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In Response to Re: Can we have a whinge thread that doesn't involve bad beats? : I`M FED UP OFF FALLING OVER IT !
Posted by spornybol

think of the poor wife  shes got to climb up it

spornybol

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In Response to Re: Can we have a whinge thread that doesn't involve bad beats? : think of the poor wife  shes got to climb up it
Posted by bludreid11

she`s more clambering up, than climbing up )))