Can we have a whinge thread that doesn't involve bad beats?

bludreid11

bad news ive hurt my wrist
now ive got to make love to the wife

bludreid11

i was given advice on se x at 73
im so glad  its  only a short walk    i live at  65

bludreid11

women that think they can do everything themselves
the wife told me she was going to paint the bedroom
she came through to the lounge sweating, saying she was too hot
i asked her why she was wearing a parka and a raincoat
she said that the tin says       TWO COATS for best results

bazwin

I was always told that I should look at my glass being half full as oppossed to half empty.
But then someone comes along and either spills it ,drink it or steals it.