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PURCHASING AREA 51

PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
edited November 2009 in Poker Chat
DEAR SKYPOKER , AS MY 2 BRAIN CELLS ARE IN COMMUNICATION TODAY , I HAVE DECIDED TO USE THAT RARE OCCURRENCE TO THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE FINANCIAL SECURITY. JUDGING ON RECENT COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN MADE , I BELIEVE THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO OPEN NEGOTIATIONS ABOUT MYSELF BUYING AREA 51 OF YOUR GOOD SELFS . DUE TO WINNING  A LITTLE ON THE POKER TABLES IN RECENT WEEKS , MY INITIAL OFFER IS 0.13 PENCE. I BELIEVE THIS TO BE A GENEROUS OFFER . OBVIOUSLY , I WOULD GIVE GUARANTEES  TO THE MANY VOLUNTEERS THAT THERE FUTURE IS SECURE AND MANY WOULD BENEFIT WITH PROMOTIONS TO COME. INITIAL INVESTMENTS WOULD BE FOCUSED ON BUILDING A NEW PYCHO HOSPITAL , A NEW SCHOOL [ REEDUCATION CENTER] AND A HIGH SECURITY PRISON . OTHER INVESTORS WOULD BE WELCOME . TO PROMOTE THIS , I WOULD RUN A NEVER ENDING FREEROLL , WHERE AFTER LOSING TO A HORRID BADBEAT YOU CAN USE UNLIMITED REBUYS . AS THIS SALE MIGHT BE CONTROVERSIAL , I SUGGEST WE DELAY IN DEPTH NEGOTIATIONS UNTIL A PUBLIC DEBATE HAS TAKEN PLACE . BEST WISHES ,PILLOWMAN.
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited November 2009
    i've got a few bits of belly button fluff I can throw into the pot if it helps.

    I was saving it to knit a nice scarf but I think I would be better investing it here instead of behind the toilet.

    For some reason, it gets a little soggy after a while and I struggle to knit with it.

    Can't have it all though, I need to save some for retirement.
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited November 2009
    I raise you two matchsticks (used).
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    I raise you two matchsticks (used).
    Posted by MereNovice
    You're certainly running hot today
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    DEAR HALE , AS ALWAYS YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS ARE MOST WELCOME . TBH , I DO FIND THE THOUGHT OF OWNING AREA 51 ON MY OWN A BIT DAUNTING . SECRETLY I WAS HOPING , THAT YOURSELF , NUTTER ,LOONEY AND MANY MORE WOULD JOIN ME . IF YOU OR  ANYONE ELSE HAVE ANY IDEAS THAT WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED.
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  • scrumdownscrumdown
    edited November 2009
    what  u  offering      pilloman   lol
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    what  u  offering      pilloman   lol
    Posted by scrumdown
    WELL , WHAT ARE YOU GOOD AT ?
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    I raise you two matchsticks (used).
    Posted by MereNovice
    LETS JOIN FORCES . 13 PENCE AND 2 USED MATCHSTICKS .
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited November 2009
    Two matchsticks (used), a biro that no longer writes and an empty can of air freshener.
    That's my final offer.
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  • TalonTalon
    edited November 2009
      By my reckoning at the current exchange rate that would be enough to purchase approximately 64.9724375% of area 51. You understand that is only a rough guess and i believe that when purchase is complete you would have to be responsible for the local wildlife and its rehousing.

      If it helps i am willing to throw in an empty dvd case into the pot to raise the required funds
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    Two matchsticks (used), a biro that no longer writes and an empty can of air freshener. That's my final offer.
    Posted by MereNovice
    CMON MERENOVICE , I CANT COMPETE WITH THAT .
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited November 2009
    I have just found some empty glade touch'n'fresh I can let u have as well. (they were behind the loo, next to the retirement fund)

    Between us, I think we have a strong consortuim here.
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    I have just found some empty glade touch'n'fresh I can let u have as well. (they were behind the loo, next to the retirement fund) Between us, I think we have a strong consortuim here.
    Posted by Hale72
    PLUS ONE , OMG , THIS COULD REALLY HAPPEN .
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
      By my reckoning at the current exchange rate that would be enough to purchase approximately 64.9724375% of area 51. You understand that is only a rough guess and i believe that when purchase is complete you would have to be responsible for the local wildlife and its rehousing.   If it helps i am willing to throw in an empty dvd case into the pot to raise the required funds
    Posted by Talon
    KNEW I COULD RELY ON YOU , DONT WORRY ABOUT THE WILDLIFE .
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited November 2009
    I think elsadog has a few bags of stuff his owner has to pick up after him as well.

    I'm sure he would invest these, although he tells me they are good for the roses.

    Every little would help.
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited November 2009
    I have a 1 million dollar note which you can have, granted it is from zimbabwe and when you take the exchange fee out of it you may not have quite what you expected left, but its a start.
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51 : You're certainly running hot today
    Posted by NoseyBonk
    DEAR NOSEY , SOZ , I SAID NOTHING BEFORE . REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU ON THE TEAM .
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    I have a 1 million dollar note which you can have, granted it is from zimbabwe and when you take the exchange fee out of it you may not have quite what you expected left, but its a start.
    Posted by loonytoons
    Sorry mate, you need to do much better.

    a million pound zimbabwe note will just about get you one of merenovices matches.

    In an hours time, the paper it's printed on will be worth more than the cash.
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  • Any2SuitedAny2Suited
    edited November 2009
    I am now able to offer an empty washing up bottle and a completely empty ice tray.Good luck with negotiations.
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51 : Sorry mate, you need to do much better. a million pound zimbabwe note will just about get you one of merenovices matches. In an hours time, the paper it's printed on will be worth more than the cash.
    Posted by Hale72
    Its a dollar,not a pound. If you have a zimbabwian pound note of any denomination, i suggest its a forgery.Please do not accept it.
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  • Hale72Hale72
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51 : Its a dollar,not a pound. If you have a zimbabwian pound note of any denomination, i suggest its a forgery.Please do not accept it.
    Posted by loonytoons
    Still though, it would be a lot more valuable than the million dollar note!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    Thanks to my sponsor, Mr Magoo, I can offer two boxes of Bonio biscuits, a pair of thick rimmed spectacles, a sachet of Bob Martin's tablets and a well chewed rubber ball.
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    VERY IMPRESSIVE , VERY IMPRESSIVE . THINK , IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE . TODAY , I MANAGED TO FIND SOME ADDITIONAL FUNDS FOR OUR PROJECT . ONE INVESTOR WHO WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, HAS AGREED TO ADD ,  ONE USED AND DAMAGED SHOELACE COVERED IN MOULD . HOPEFULLY , THIS TIME TOMORROW , I CAN REVEAL MORE GOOD NEWS . THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT A CERTAIN TK HAS INVESTED IN OUR PROJECT. HE HAS BEEN VISITING THE AREA FREQUENTLY IN RECENT DAYS . HOWEVER , THIS RUMOUR IS FALSE  OR HAS ANYONE HEARD DIFFERENTLY ? WELL , THAT'S ALL FOR NOW . IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR SYNDICATE , PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME EITHER HERE , IN AREA 51 , OR MAIL ME AT ..BBITSFIXEDRULES. TY.   
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited November 2009
    I agree, i think that Tikay is living in denial by saying 'i only go to area 51 to answer questions in moved threads lol' I think we need to put him into therapy so that he can finally come to terms with and admit that he is a secret Area51 junky and needs his daily fix.
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  • scrumdownscrumdown
    edited November 2009
      i  will  offer     a  pint  of  lager  a  packet  of  pork   scratchings
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
      i  will  offer     a  pint  of  lager  a  packet  of  pork   scratchings
    Posted by scrumdown
    WOW , YOU ARE CLEARLY SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE POTENTIAL RETURN OF INVESTING IN THIS PROJECT . AS A MAJOR INVESTOR YOU WILL  OFFCOUSE BE ENTITLED TO FREE AND FREQUENT CHATS WITH NURSE ELSA . YOU WILL NOT REGRET YOUR DECISION , I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT .
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  • Kiwini4uKiwini4u
    edited November 2009
    I've had this nice email from a man in Nigeria who has offered to bankroll the entire project as long as we all send him our personal banking details in order that he can send the funds.
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  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: PURCHASING AREA 51:
    I've had this nice email from a man in Nigeria who has offered to bankroll the entire project as long as we all send him our personal banking details in order that he can send the funds.
    Posted by Kiwini4u
      DEAR KIWINI , PLEASE IGNORE THE MAIL . UNFORTUNATELY  MY SECRETARY MADE A MISTAKE . THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN  AGAIN,  MY SINCERE APOLOGY .
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  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez
    edited November 2009
    Smart move buying Area 51 BEFORE Omaha arrives....very smart....
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    For the record can I just say that Mutts Inc, have not got any vested interests in the purchase of area51, All previous investors of the unbreakable Humpty Dumpties can however invest via our offshore company Mutts Unlimited. Email your name and we will take care of your money as if it were ours.
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  • nirvana29nirvana29
    edited November 2009
    lay off the caps, ill read ur threads with out you havin to "shout".
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