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The Shed is mine
I've bought it, Mortgaged it, paid up the installments decorated it, put up curtain, and now Own it outright .
If you disagree then come and take it from me. If you think your hard enough. ??
If you disagree then come and take it from me. If you think your hard enough. ??
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"My Property."
Could not afford deluxe two window Area 51 Property as I 'm first time buyer. ! This place has Shed loads of personality.
It has four sides, floor, roof one window south facing. Welcome Mat at the door, but some men never wipe their feet. Curtain is Pink with tiny White flowers and I have pictures of Cliff on the walls. Sound system in the corner plus new state of the art TV hangs from the ceiling. Oak Door with brass knocker and draft proof letter box. As you failed to wipe your shoe's on the way in, please close the door on your way out. Byeeeee
So your worried I'll up your Rent.? Mmm well your safe till the Thousandth Customer. But if Father Dazler gets drunk and starts Christening my flower pots again at mid-night shouting bless you my son.! Grrrrr Putting fuel in the Bulldozer now, I'll move it for you. ?
just like a woman, nest building, just because you put some decorations up doesnt make it yours.
my wife cleans and decorates, she even cooks and washes things, but, and its a BIG BUT,
thats not OWNERSHIP.
ALs bar is safe where it is,along with all the other posts in the shed.
I have it on good authourity, that your were only paying RENT, and that your 3 payments behind, and sky are
going to foreclose your lease. MAX and DAZLER called me to make sure that i would protect them from
your evil scheme to take over the shed.
I remember your feeble atempt to take over the universe, and that ive kept VLAD and GENGHIS on standby
because i knew you would try some other nasty scheme.
THIS WILL HAVE THE SAME OUTCOME
ARE YOU MAD ENOUGH.?
hitle r at the end of the war developed a mesiah complex, do i detect someone realising that the game is up,
moving in the same direction.??
we have had a vote in your absence, and MAX, DAZLER and many others have agreed that im the rightfull master of the shed.
with my wit and charm, ive slowly built up enough backers to mount a challenge to ANYONE who thinks that they can rule the shed.
ive arranged a meeting in ALs bar to orginise all the shed contributers against your move to take over.
The shed rightly belongs to the PEOPLE not some despot with ideas of shed domination.
FRIENDS, ROMANS SHEDEERS,lend me your ears, tis a far better thing i do now than i have ever done before.
rise up rise up and say no to shed domination.
My Campaign Slogan : Everyone who votes for Barmaid Annie ..... get free drink in Al's Bar.?
You are a Rouge Trader and the worst Boss I have ever worked for. I have spoken to the upstairs girls and they support me in this Campaign and have also given in their notice to quit. You can wash your dirty glasses yourself ........ how presumptuous of you to think I would not have paid for the free drinks offered in my Campaign Programme. True Colours when you call on your friend's.? Your Friends support you .........the others stab you in the back. ! Judus
as chairman i vote that MAXALLY be voted to VICE CHAIRMAN
all in favour say aye
me AYE motion carried, congrats maxally your now vice chairman.
also to regognise the work done by LOGDON i think she should hold the position of MINISTER WITHOUT PORTFOLIO.
all in favour say aye
me AYE
against NONE
motion carried.
congrats logdon.
you now have responsibility for NOTHING, but the ability to stick your nose into EVERYTHING.
any other business ??
me no
so the meeting is closed
Yes even Rentokil say their spray treatment can't save it. sob! sob! The Floors are in danger of collapsing and the Roof about to fall in. The wriggly worms have drilled so many holes in it, for their pleasure, the structure is about to crumble, just like their brains. This is the result of many years of Male occupancy & neglect, with no maintenance or DIY just lazyitis on their part. Beer, Booze, Gambling and insulting Women that's all their any good at, so no wonder the Shed has been Neglected.?
"New Shed needed mint condition." Cash buyer after winning 30p dym.
wriggley worms and all.
lol i knew you couldnt last, the humiliation of being outvoted,out manuvored and last but not least
OUTWITTED, by a mind so great that you cant compare or even comprehend.
barmaid you were and barmaid you are.
only in your dreams would sky ever allow you to dominate the shed.
where will you get a new shed ??
who will give you planning permission ??
obviously another poorly thought out plan.
THE SHED IS FREE
I THINK MY VICTORY SPEACH WASA LITTLE UNDERSTATED
The stuff that's in your Head. ! "Sawdust"
TYPICAL you were eavesdropping on us and again you misheard what i said.
i was saying to max that he should get the barmaids to clean the bar before the clients
come in for their evening refreshments.
because I SAW DUST on the bar.
ownership of the shed ??
barmaid you were and barmaid you are.
THE SHED IS FREE, no jackbooted upstart can claim ownership over the shed.
this time there will be NO APPEASEMENT, no piece of paper in my hand.
so mrs hiltler theres no chance of you ever owning the shed.