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The Sky Poker Rumour Mill

SoLackSoLack
edited August 2012 in Poker Chat
Post all confirmed rumours here.  Here is my starter of ten:

1.  Trevor Harris has been assassinated on the orders of 'Mother'
2.  James & Carlos have been sending secret texts to each other
3.  Aussie09 is a closet New Zealander
4.  Channel 865 will be no more
5.  Anna Fowler has a degree in bridge engineering
6.  Spornybol announced as new poker expert on channel 861
7.  Richard Orford to be given on OBE in the Queens Jubilee honours for services to TV Presenting
8.  Tikay to be on next series of Celebrity Big Brother
9.  Greghogg to be the new 'face' for weightwatchers
10. SoLack to get full-time sponsorship from Sky Poker and will be entered in WSOP main event
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  • TommyDTommyD
    edited June 2012
    I was with you until number 10, then it just got ludicrous.

    On Number 3, I'll never forget the first time I met Rob.  His nickname is Aussie, he was playing a poker tourney in England, he was wearing a French National Rubgy top and he claimed to be Scottish.  I couldn't decide which country he was from so I just assumed he was a crazy Italian.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    Is this a competition where we have to guess which answer is incorrect?

    If so then I go for No. 10 as being the odd one out & incorrect

    Mike
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited June 2012

    hey!  this thread is already racing away into fantasy and nonsense. paul was making a few serious points except the closet thing.  and tommyd... well what does he know about anything, i asked his maths class what they thought of their teacher having the skills to go to vegas and they said that it just doesn't add up.

    roberto di australiani


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  • DazlerDazler
    edited June 2012
    I was just chatting to sporny and he said he was recording and episode but he got banned during it so the show was cancelled.
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  • Carlos_Carlos_
    edited June 2012
    I dont remember recieving any Txts from James ;)
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  • kaymackaymac
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    I dont remember recieving any Txts from James ;)
    Posted by Carlos_

    But you did send some??? ;)

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    I heard Sporny was offered the position.
    But apparently the reflection from his bald head dazzled the cameramen/women
    plus he fell short of the under 25 rule.
    He refused to limit his moans to a maximum of 25 per show!

    Please let him back sky he's sorely missed!
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  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad
    edited June 2012
    1:The reason that MickJen has not been on the forum is nothing to do with a lifetime chat ban, he has been playing in the big cash games in Macau.....playing h/u with Lord Lucan
    2: Michelle Orpe had became such an adrenalin junkie that she eventually 15 bet Julian Thew....but was looked up when he held 82o....which of course, got there....
    3: Jonny Gould and Ed Giddens are now appearing on the Latvian version of Coach Trip
    4: The original Scotty77 who played on Sky Poker was replaced by an alien that has been programmed not to tilt and/or abuse other players

    only joking....mostly
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited June 2012
    Just LOL!!!

    Brilliant All!!
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  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez
    edited June 2012
    3: Jonny Gould and Ed Giddens are now appearing on the Latvian version of Coach Trip

    ---

    LOL
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  • logdonlogdon
    edited June 2012

     All banned players will return when the rake is reduced and the  30p DYMs are reinstated. ?

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread!

    2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff!

    3. Toby and Alan to marry!

    4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box.

    5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan.

    6. Orford Wasnt to blame!

    7. Anna returns home with both shoes.

    9. Number 8 gets left off list.

    10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!


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  • EvilPinguEvilPingu
    edited June 2012
    In Response to The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    Post all confirmed rumours here.  Here is my starter of ten: 1.  Trevor Harris has been assassinated on the orders of 'Mother' 2.  James & Carlos have been sending secret texts to each other 3.  Aussie09 is a closet New Zealander 4.  Channel 865 will be no more 5.  Anna Fowler has a degree in bridge engineering 6.  Spornybol announced as new poker expert on channel 861 7.  Richard Orford to be given on OBE in the Queens Jubilee honours for services to TV Presenting 8.  Tikay to be on next series of Celebrity Big Brother 9.  Greghogg to be the new 'face' for weightwatchers 10. SoLack to get full-time sponsorship from Sky Poker and will be entered in WSOP main event
    Posted by SoLack

    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread! 2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff! 3. Toby and Alan to marry! 4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box. 5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan. 6. Orford Wasnt to blame! 7. Anna returns home with both shoes. 9. Number 8 gets left off list. 10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!
    Posted by Donut64
    Just need a couple of volunteers and there could be a forum version of Chat Box on YouTube every week :D

    I heard a rumour that the thread would be locked and the creator would be banned from the forum if it became more popular than the actual Chat Box show though.
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  • cleansweepcleansweep
    edited June 2012
    Sky Poker are pleased to announce the introduction of UKIPS

    No it's not a series of high end tournaments!

    It's Customer services advice on what to do while you're waiting for 30p DYM's to be reinstated!
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited June 2012


        1. Rich Orford may be going to Vegas...

       2. Scouse red no longer has a passion for Hub Caps...

       3. Carlo has cornered the market in Tanning Shops...

       
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited June 2012

    after his operation last week, scouse_red chris now has three knees.


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  • FlyingDaggFlyingDagg
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread! 2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff! 3. Toby and Alan to marry! 4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box. 5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan. 6. Orford Wasnt to blame! 7. Anna returns home with both shoes. 9. Number 8 gets left off list. 10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!
    Posted by Donut64
    Great stuff Donut! Stick to No.2 and you might actually cash one day!. Loving 3 and 4* too.



    *or innit?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Great stuff Donut! Stick to No.2 and you might actually cash one day!. Loving 3 and 4* too. *or innit?
    Posted by FlyingDagg
     I do cash occasionally cash but not for a while on here, but I did cash last night on (better not say) but if you want to know you will have to ask an aussie ex cricketer!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
     All banned players will return when the rake is reduced and the  30p DYMs are reinstated. ?
    Posted by logdon
    Does anyone know when Hell is next due to freeze over?
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited June 2012
    Unrelated to the thread but why do about 50% of people on the forum call Carlo from 865 Carlos lol.
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    Unrelated to the thread but why do about 50% of people on the forum call Carlo from 865 Carlos lol.
    Posted by Lambert180
    interesting... have you ever seen them in the room at the same time?  i think you're on to something there, lambert.  good work.

     

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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    Unrelated to the thread but why do about 50% of people on the forum call Carlo from 865 Carlos lol.
    Posted by Lambert180
    Carlos is Mr Citrone's real name. He shortened it to 'Carlo' for TV, because he thought it sounded sexier!

    EDIT: The proof is here... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlo_Citrone
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited June 2012
    I dunno if you're giving me a fact here James or just joining in with the rumours and conspiracy theories lol.

    EDIT: Saw your proof, ok fair enough, how disappointing. Carlo does definitely sound better though... not sure about sexy...
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  • kaymackaymac
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Does anyone know when Hell is next due to freeze over?
    Posted by 4EVERGREEN

    It is scheduled in a future upgrade but exact dates are unavailable at present :)

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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to  The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Just need a couple of volunteers and there could be a forum version of Chat Box on YouTube every week :D I heard a rumour that the thread would be locked and the creator would be banned from the forum if it became more popular than the actual Chat Box show though.
    Posted by EvilPingu
    I was discussing doing something similar with someone else not that long ago. Although we where gna do it more as a banter thing than a serious matter.

    If your serious about doing such a thing gimmie a pm, ill even provide subtitles
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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    I dunno if you're giving me a fact here James or just joining in with the rumours and conspiracy theories lol. EDIT: Saw your proof, ok fair enough, how disappointing. Carlo does definitely sound better though... not sure about sexy...
    Posted by Lambert180
    Make sure you challenge him about it next time he appears on TV!
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Make sure you challenge him about it next time he appears on TV!
    Posted by J-Hartigan
    carlo citrone is his new name though.  i heard that originally it was charlie lemon.





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  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad
    edited June 2012
    1: Dr Tom was found to have got his qualification from the same organisation as Gillian McKeith and so will never work on t.v. again
    2: Caspar Berry is now moonlighting as a friendly ghost
    3: James Hartigan is discovered not to be American (his slim build was the giveaway)
    4: James Browning is about to appear in Eastenders as the reasonable brother of Derek, Max and the other one
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  • SoLackSoLack
    edited June 2012
    Dohhhhhhh is going to Blackpool SPT
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  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad
    edited June 2012
    1: Matt Broughton is now a children's presenter on CeeBeebies

    2: "The Club" was axed because in all it's shows, not once did it discuss what was the best flavour - mint ftw

    3: In a previous working life Tikay drove a Hackney cab around London - his nickname was given after he achieved the highest ever score in "The Knowledge"

    4: Next year's Viva Las Vegas qualifiers will not run monthly - but will be based on who can provide the most rumours between now and the end of this post.
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