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IRISHROVER

I love Jedward,especially the irish one

IRISHROVER

please note any lunatics out there,

will be carried off to area 51,

and will be tortured with jedward twins songs,


at present we are setting up the board of management ,

all applicants that think they may be of help may apply,

note lunatic double agents will be found out , so don't try it on .

any other suggesting of torture from new applicants ,

will be noted in favour of that applicant.

scrumdown

i will nominate loony  1st    not a bigger  luntic  on here then  him  lol

MAXALLY

I second that!

How's this for a torture idea. 6 seater POT LIMT SNG with 5000 starting chips with TK and MERENOVICE talking all things trains and timetables.....with that scotty character.......that webby character......and A N Other......where you can not leave the table or turn the chat box off!!

(no offence intended to anyone)

SolarCarro

I love Jedward too especially the one with the "Something about Mary" hair

unknown_username

Have been called lunatic many times....but prefer the word eccentric

OMG g2g the men in white coats have nearly caught up with me

that dam straight jacket is so uncomfortable!

unknown_username

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I love Jedward,especially the irish one
Posted by loonytoons

Tell u what I want, What I really really want 

Ghostbusters

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: a new skypoker lunatic hit squad have been commisioned. : Tell u what I want, What I really really want  Ghostbuster
Posted by xFALLENx

Subliminal torture 4 u Rover x

GIRLPOWER

MereNovice

In Response to Re: a new skypoker lunatic hit squad have been commisioned.:

I second that! How's this for a torture idea. 6 seater POT LIMT SNG with 5000 starting chips with TK and MERENOVICE talking all things trains and timetables.....with that scotty character.......that webby character......and A N Other......where you can not leave the table or turn the chat box off!! (no offence intended to anyone)
Posted by MAXALLY

None taken.
I don't actually talk much about trains and timetables - don't tell TK though. ;-)

IRISHROVER

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In Response to Re: a new skypoker lunatic hit squad have been commisioned. : Subliminal torture 4 u Rover x GIRLPOWER
Posted by xFALLENx

girlpower torture, mmmmmmmmm

this sounds to good to be true .

unknown_username

This torture NO man can resist

IRISHROVER

 ok after a secret meeting by the [ Lhsc ] lunatic hit squad committee ,

i have been informed


[note i am just the messenger ],

you xfallenx have being given the very responsible position of,

chief whip dominatrixs,

you may if you wish hire a few helpers ,

the Lhsc have supplied a box of whips ,

hope this will help you with the persuasive methods ,

that you shall be carrying out on captured lunatics ,

at present the Lhsc are lying in wait for  a one known as,


tucker115 [ note thread/ do you think skypoker is fixed ]

as soon as the squad have captured him,

he's all yours ,





kind regards , 
                    irishrover  [ messenger for the [ Lhsc ]   lunatic hit squad committee ]


p.s as you await the new arrival , there is nothing stopping you from getting a bit of practice in,

so off you go open the box and get cracking .

unknown_username

OMGG THE 5 CUPS OF COFFEE HAVE NOT HELPED

(THINK IM HAVING AN EXTREME BLONDE MOMENT HERE)

WHAT WOULD U LIKE ME TO DO CHAIRMAN?

WHIP HIM UNTIL HE ADMITS THAT HES A LUNATIC?

READING HES POST IM STARTING 2 THINK ALONG THOSE LINES, AND IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS IT JUDGING BY HES RESPONSES.
OR
DO U THINK HES AN DOUBLE AGENT???

WANT 2 INLIST THE HELP OF LOONYTOONS BETWEEN US WE WILL GET 2 THE BOTTOM OF THIS PLUS LOVE THE THOUGHT OF A MAN UNDER ME.........LOL
 
OVER AND OUT

IRISHROVER

your response has been noted,

and i have sent forward a copy to the [ Lhsc ] lunatic hit squad committee,

as i am aware looytoons certainly has the criteria for the proposed position,

 i will be recommending him to [ Lhsc ],

but please note that the final decision on such matters can only be sanctioned by [ Lhsc ]  ,

i await their response and will inform you  asap  of there decision.

kind regards

                  irishrover

p.s.

i have sent another box ,

contents handcuffs ,

please note this tucker115 guy is a tricky character,

and is presently be transport to your the secret dungeon.

loonytoons

I am so sorry but i feel i cannot take up this wonderful oportunity of being a member of area 51. I have let you all down, im sooo terribly sorry, i have a confession to make - not only did i win an mtt deep stack at the weekend, but yesterday i did it again, and came 4th in the posters freeroll all by playing sound poker. I feel that i need to prove to you all again that i truely can make mad, insane, stupid, idiotic moves that we all admire in an area 51 player. I will try my best to achieve this in the near future, many thanks for the nomination, love ya all Loony xxx

unknown_username

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I am so sorry but i feel i cannot take up this wonderful oportunity of being a member of area 51. I have let you all down, im sooo terribly sorry, i have a confession to make - not only did i win an mtt deep stack at the weekend, but yesterday i did it again, and came 4th in the posters freeroll all by playing sound poker. I feel that i need to prove to you all again that i truely can make mad, insane, stupid, idiotic moves that we all admire in an area 51 player. I will try my best to achieve this in the near future, many thanks for the nomination, love ya all Loony xxx
Posted by loonytoons

BUT UNDERSTAND

IRISHROVER

hi fallen donminatrixs angel ,

please find attached form for vacant position ,

if you could please ask loonytoons or others who are interesred to fill this out,

i will get the Lhsc to process it.

p.s. please note the more humour in filling out this form,

the more favourable it will be looked upon .


Application form  for  donminatrixs  apprenticeship

1. Personal details.

2. Education and professional qualifications.

3. Present post .

4. Previous employment / previous convictions.

5. Relevant skills, abilities, knowledge and experience.

6. Other information that may help.

7. References .

8. Declarations of intent .

NoseyBonk

Beware of spoonage.



SPOONS

unknown_username

Im sorry huni but seem 2 have lost my negative, cynical, lunatic head atm......am searching hard
 


xxxxxxxx

Torryladd

hmmmm, we will see

unknown_username

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hmmmm, we will see
Posted by Torryladd

BELIEVE HUNI

BUT STILL BIT OF OLD LISA THERE BUT SHES WELL UNDER CONTROL

Talon

My application

1:Personal details- yes i have some
2:Education and professional qualifications: I used to live near a school
3:Present post- Lamp
4:Previous employment- Boucer at a nursery
5:Relevant skills- i played poker once (badly)
6:Other information that might help- I am easily bribed
7:References- Oxford English Dictionary
8:Declaration of intent- Getting drunk and laid

unknown_username

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My application 1:Personal details- yes i have some 2:Education and professional qualifications: I used to live near a school 3:Present post- Lamp 4:Previous employment- Boucer at a nursery 5:Relevant skills- i played poker once (badly) 6:Other information that might help- I am easily bribed 7:References- Oxford English Dictionary 8:Declaration of intent- Getting drunk and laid
Posted by Talon

The LHSC have final say so and I suspect Irishrover might be the chairman but as far as im concerned u have the job

U will be my right hand man and in my absence ur be taking over the operation

BTW am away next week and might not be around that much 2 investigate.

GOODLUCK COMRADE MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U

IRISHROVER

congratulations ! ! ! ! ! !

hi
   talon ,  it seems your declaration of intent has really swung it for you.

the Lhsc have just confirmed that you talon,

have been successful in your application for the donminatrixs apprenticeship position .

 we hope  you will have great pleasure in working under the fallen angel .

she is a very skilled operative [ exerting force and influence ] .

now note around the back of the secret dungeon ,

you two will find a coffin shaped box .

you will find tucker115 in this ,

important notice  he must be kept alive at all costs,

this is part of our contract with sky ,

the no death clause ,

 not to be confused with the other clause [santa].

when tucker115 has been reformed to a skypoker fan,

the Lhsc [  lunatic hit squad committee ]

will release a signed statement by tucker115.

apologising for his recent disgraceful remarks about our lovely sky poker .

regards messenger for Lhsc
                                        irishrover

p.s
        Lhsc has sent a box of knuckle busters as we speak,

these may be of help.

PILLOWMAN

DUNNO IF ME WOULD BE OF ANY GOOD WHATEVER . I CUNNOT TINK STREIGYTH BUT CAN HIT TINGS AT 3 OR 4 INCIIS .

IRISHROVER

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DUNNO IF ME WOULD BE OF ANY GOOD WHATEVER . I CUNNOT TINK STREIGYTH BUT CAN HIT TINGS AT 3 OR 4 INCIIS .
Posted by PILLOWMAN

very very veryyyyyyy funny

Talon

  Sorry about not replying sooner about the great offer. But all the talk of dominatrix and coffins led me to have to have a cold shower for 2 hours. But i am back now and raring to go

IRISHROVER

WE THE LHSC REGRET THE PASSING OF  TUCKER115,

HE GOT A FAIR BURIAL,

AND  IS NOW BEEN PUT TO USE,

AS GOOD COMPOST IN THE LHSC BACK GARDEN.

dav1964

I would hereby like to apply for the post of HELPER TO TALON.

I strongly believe that with me by his side we can not only do the said required job but also hunt down all of the KEVINS that are lurking around here at sky poker.

PS i hope this helps

ALL THE BEST.COLIN

IRISHROVER

hi 

  dav 1964 , i believe this is the first time we have met /  wink, wink,nod, nod,

please note above ,

the post talon did ,

he followed the right procedures ,

can you plzzz follow same ,

and fill out application form ,

kind regards your irish m8 , 

da mn  your interviewee irishrover

IRISHROVER

   LUNATIC HIT SQUAD 

  please note we are always watchinggggggggggggggg,

  SO BEWARE all who enter area 51 do so at their own risk.