Sunday's live show with James & tikay (***OFFICIAL THREAD***)

J-Hartigan

Hi james n carlo have a great show 

Caption contest:

Tikay says 

Well shes abit of alright on my peice of paper is a list of things i like her to do to me lol

J-Hartigan

OK, peeps, here's the line-up for your next five-hour treat on 861...

At 7pm, an hour of Master Cash coverage, followed, at 8pm, by Analyse My Play. Would you like to be the star of this show? Are you playing tonight's Primo? If the answer to both questions is "YES!" then please post your details in this thread, or send us an e-mail.

From 9pm until midnight, expect a mixture of tournament and cash highlights. We'll certainly be showing selected hands from Sunday's UKOPS Semi and the £10k Primo. So, if you're playing those events, make sure you send in your Hand IDs.

You should also submit your entries for our competition. It's another caption contest, involving tikay and a female background artist:

The writer of the most amusing caption, as judged by the Sky Poker production team, will receive free entry into Monday's UKOPS Semi. You have until 11:45pm to enter.

E-mail: skyopen@bskyb.com

Twitter: #SkyPokerTV

MAXALLY

Caption

Some poker players play with chips on their shoulders.....Tikay commentates with a chick on his shoulder!

SolarCarro

Tikay hits the SPT karaoke with

"I'm sexy and I know it"

cleansweep

Having previously explained to Rob Young that the SPT 6-MACS was in fact a prestige Sky Tournament
not six Scotsmen sat around the table in raincoats playing holdem on Full Kilt.

TK now explains to viewers that the resulting finish to DTD Nottingham was indeed a mutually agreed sharing of prize fund between finalists and not a hammer blow dished out by Sam Razavi's sponsors!

Closer to Barnsley than a black belt Karate Chop!  

BigMikeDBC

CAPTION

Whilst being held hostage by 'female background artist', Tikay broadcasts her list of demands to ensure his safe release!

diablo_pez

"Aaagggghhhhh, help me, it's a ghost"...




... screams Sandra Bullock lookalike as she makes for the exit.

SoLack

"How's about that then"

GELDY

TK inadvertently shows his alter-ego

PS have a great show - shame I won't be getting home until it's almost all over

aussie09

In Response to Re: Sunday's live show with James & Carlo (***OFFICIAL THREAD***):

"How's about that then"
Posted by SoLack

too soon.


 

unknown_username

Caption Comp

Major embarassment at Madam Tussauds last week!

Following a mix up with the Tony Kendall Chamber of Horrors exhibit.

The real TK went to London and the Wax Work went to Nottingham.

On a positive note.

Sky Poker viewing figures increased! 
Feedback showed the Dummy was more lifelike, Interesting and insightful!

The Wax Work that is, not Orford!

VespaPX

"At least i have a microphone this time"

memfno

caption

Tikay saying

To the viewers watching in high definition, I apologise, I know what you are thinking. How can Sky keep sending a dead person to cover live events? Answer, incredibly i am not dead, i just look like i've crawled out the grave.

memfno

J-Hartigan

UPDATE:

Sadly, Carlo won't be joining us this evening, as he's a tad unwell.

However, tikay has stepped in at the last minute (again), so all's good.

Please note - we will now be focussing on a player in the Primo for tonight's edition of Analyse My Play. If you'd like to volunteer, you know what to do...

Glenelg

Caption Comp....Tikay is saying  "This will be a VERY short statement as I need a weeeeee!"

MAXALLY

In that case....

2nd caption entry...

'here is a list of dates I will be covering the live shows for those who cry off sick'

(get well soon Carlos)

AcidMan27

Could we have a better version of the photo please? i.e. one without Tikay and more of the background artist.

aussie09

caption,

"dear mr kendall,

my son is poorly today.  he has been looking unusually pale and very pasty over the past few days and will not be in.

yours,
mrs citrone."




 
 

mr_mbro

Hi James and Tony,
Caption...
Richard Orford posted his own dorian grey portrait, as Rich keeps his boyish looks(hehe) the picture gets older. His worry is it has surely reached its zenith of ageing lol.

Question...
Given that most people will push all-in at about 10-12 big blinds, in normal tournaments. What level of blinds do you advocate when playing a satelitte. me personally, I get twitchy when i get down to about 3 big blinds(most peoples standard raise).

Have a good show
Regards
Col

MUTTZNUTZ

Caption:

The last customer walks out after Tikay does his comedy routine 

Terrance

ANAYLSE MY PLAY IN THE PRIMO.

(please!)

bigflop1

caption - tikay thinking oops i hope she cant smell that - i didnt realise there was anyone stood behind me"

bearlyther

Tikays speech after taking down the world series of poker next year.

HullCheat

Caption -

 If only I had the 'nuts' I'd go all in...

cleansweep

Tikays ventriloquist show's her hand then walks out. After failing to agree a no strings contract for SPT 2013.
Sky poker are trying to work out where she hid the spare microphone. Call me stupid, but that could explain the old mans facial expression! 

BorinLoner

James, I want to know where Britain's oldest airport is and what it's called.

Do you know anyone who can tell me?

robertod

 worlds first two-headed transplant goes horribly wrong

Glenelg

Caption Contest.  NOt exactly a caption but I think the Lady Artist is googling "50 shades of grey" for the hair and has got distracted??

PUCPOUND

TK saying,

Is this my best side ? or should I show you my feminine side

robertod

 worlds first two-headed transplant goes horribly wrong

Terrance

In Response to Re: Sunday's live show with James & tikay (***OFFICIAL THREAD***):

ANAYLSE MY PLAY IN THE PRIMO. (please!)
Posted by Terrance

sorry have to withdraw as i have to pick up my brother at 8 now. gl everyone.