**Caption Competition 30th Nov.**

Sky_Sam

Hi all,

We're back with another caption competition for you all to get your teeth stuck into.

So Becks has decided to move on from the USA once more, where do you think he's going to go? I don't think he even knows! Looks like he's contemplating his future here...

You know the drill, post your captions in the thread below and we'll select the TWO best as judged by the Sky Poker Team and enter you into next week's £6,000 Rebuy Open.

Good luck!

Kiwini4u

"Thank Goodness Movember is over and I can get rid of this awful beard"

omm

I wonder has Victoria decided were I can play next, I know she was on the phone to Harry last night. 

Herbie536

Beckham has grown attached to his Movember growth so he's keeping it and trying to extend it into Decembeard

VespaPX

"Hmmmmm Monaco?..............we gonna need a bigger boat"

VespaPX

I wonder if Harry will let me use "Rosie's" bank account in Monaco?

Darntootin

"I fink, therefore...err...I eat spam."

chickers_

"so Joey barton does a french accent,i think china might be a bit beyond me !"

cleansweep

Beckham makes one last American Fashion statement wearing a sock on his head.
The Americans will believe anything!
He's going to tell them he's wearing it to raise money for a footballers hospital
Sock E.R.

Ikelly

"ive spoken to Sir Alex....he said he'd welcome me back if i got rid of this stupid hat"

MP33

hmmm wonder how i can convince Victoria to go to China

MP33

hmmm wonder where China is. I,ll have to look it up on the map when i get in

MP33

hmmm i wonder if they have the Simpsons on in China

Snuffer

"me and victoria ave narrowed it down to two countries i would consider playing in.... holland or the netherlands"

Donttelmum

"Hmmm I wonder what Victoria is making for tea.....Oh hang on....the last time she did that I was playing for Utd reserves"

RAB642

hmmmmm  Rangers!!!!  could I really make it in the Scottish third division?

paige55

did i really play football,or was it all a dream

wartic

"you may think your funny with your tiger frostie jigsaw jokes but (stroking beard) whos one of the richest sportsmen on the planet"

diablo_pez

Where did i put my hat, I'm sure I had it earlier

Eddie1878

O.K which one of you goons put superglue in my beard moisturiser.

saulgond29

Next Job.
Do you think a white beard would suit? 

imber

"................ OMG - I have just realised I could have called myself DAVE Beckham - why did I not think of that before - it's so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

JohnConnor

Hmmm, must be nice to run like that Thewy.

Big_Bad_D

In Response to **Caption Competition 30th Nov.**:

My next move needs to be a big one to impress Mr Blatter - still can't believe that Rio Ferdinand has managed to get the next World Cup played at his gaff.

SAV4BP

i wonder if Victoria wants 1 ryvita or 2 for her main meal today.

saulgond29

Oh dear what can the matter be,
Packed in my job, oh what a calamity,
Everyone's surmising what my next job will be,
Think it's time I told POSH.

unknown_username

A new baby named.....BORUSSIA MONCHENGLADBACH....Will have to think about that one?......

bigflop1

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"................ OMG - I have just realised I could have called myself DAVE Beckham - why did I not think of that before - it's so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Posted by imber

here in sunny wales we know him as "dai becks"

Slykllist

I wish Harry hadn't told me to 'keep it under my hat' this envalope he gave me's really heavy.

shaun09

Actually..... Galaxy or a Twix ;p

bridboy451

Might have a word with Alex and see if I can go " Beck" home