Greetings. And congratulations, if you've managed to secure a spot on The Purples in the Sky Poker Premiership.
Allow me to introduce you to the management team:
James Hartigan
General Manager & Chief Operating Officer
Joseph Stapleton
Executive Vice President & Director of Player Personnel
Randall Boggs
Team Mascot
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Assistant General Manager & Head of Communications
You'll notice that one important position on the board is currently vacant. Well, it's almost time to fill it...
I'll be playing in the Team Training Session at 7.45 this evening (Monday 26th August). If you knock me out of the tournament, you'll win £100, plus a job.
Yes, if you claim my bounty, you'll become Assistant GM. Woo-hoo!
As Stapes and I will be sunning ourselves in Spain for the duration of the Premiership, you'll be expected to lead The Purples to victory, while trolling the likes of tikay and Orford on the forum.
Expect no remuneration or reward, other than the short-lived respect of your peers, as you secure a win for The Purples. By the way, I look forward to claiming all of the credit for your efforts.
See you at the tables tonight, job-seekers!
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Team theme tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4
TEAM PURPLE FTW!!!
Steve
Gl all at the tables
WE ARE G.....R......DOUBLE....EE...N
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
WE ARE G...R...DOUBLE.... EE...N
WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU
WHO ARE YOU
I love you Pompeynic. Even used green font.
Whatta team, whatta team, whatta team, whatta mighty good team
I wanna take a minute or two and give much respect to
To the team that's made a difference in my world
Gl all at the tables
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
HEY RICH_POOR
that sure was a lot of peeee
Who are you
Who are you
Who are you
Proud to be Purple.
...especially when only half the managers have bothered to start a thread (respect Mr Hartigan)
...and we seem to have the largest entry so far for the practice event tonight (keep it up PURPS)
PS Ignore TK Greens, as any manager knows it's one fixture at a time and we play BLUES first up.