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So tonight’s the night the big one, Thursday’s Plo8 league.
Where the champ as failed to shine (Thursday night demons)
Saturday 2 wins with 3 FT’s Wednesday 2 FT’s with a cash.
Why not Thursday’s? (Bloody demons that is why)
So tonight, team AJ may leave his trusted companion (miss ar-twa)
In the fridge. She may be cold, but not alone (she’s got identical sisters)
I see tonight the great pretender himself (hendo) and his army of outlaw 2-card warrior’s
Will be making an appearance, to try to topple the 4-card champion. (won’t happen)
Bring 1 bring 2 bring them all. Team AJ will show no mercy as if by magic,
I will make you all disappear. So let battle commence.
I may not win all the tourneys tonight, I mean you have to be perfect
To do something like that. As I have said before I am not perfect.
Just the best there is.
8.40pm £2.20 BUYIN FOSP PL08 £150 GTD
9.20pm £1.10 BUYIN
Up to you play one play them all, I'll be there to crush
Regards Alan (total 4-card warrior champ)
Greetings Champ, tonight is the night. No more warm ups, tis 7:50 the Jousts commence.
I see the upstart Hendo has gathered many friends, well 2 to be precise, and you could hardly call one of them a friend really, and is once again attempting to dislodge the Golden bunnet from your napper.
I fear you may have to unleash Miss Art Twas from her frozen environs, for it was she and her magical sisters that inspired you in back to back victories on Saturday.
I notice that the two card warriors are so uncomfortable at having four cards, that they will cover two up. This is probably wise for them, as trying to cope with four may fry their feeble brains.
I look forward to seeing you crush all comers once again.
Craig
Once I've won at least two of them, I want a public retraction of his purported excellence from... whoever started this thread - can't even remember his name... and for him to offer the crown to me.
He only had himself to blame
If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it
The outlaw hordes have been vanquished, and sent scuttling back from whence they came.
One of them was a worthy contender, Sir Shaky of the Aces. For twas he who made it to the final joust, and for a luckbox 2 card player, he played the 4 card game like a demon, causing me to deploy some of my finest swordplay to finally prevail.
The others displayed deviousness. The Fair Samantha distracted me by constant talk and innuendo, to allow others to wound me and take my chips. Sir Slippery of the Slime Water, constantly corrected my grammer in the chatbox, trying to achieve the same end. To be lectured on grammar by someone from the land of mutton molesters, is very offputting indeed, though not as offputting as his hideous Doublet obv.
Although they somewhat succeeded, I was almost down and out, I was out of the first two competitions, suffering grievous wounds, and with seemingly no hope, until, the upsart and pretender Hendo arrived at my table. I remembered your words, "My table for I am the champ", these words inspired me to rally. What would the champ do? He would crush!
The rest as they say is history. The upstart Hendo flattered to deceive, with a min cash in the first round, only due to the deviousness of his cohorts. He will no doubt lick his wounds and be back with more gauntlets to cast down(by the way we could make a few quid selling those for scrap), for he is a persistent little blighter.
Craig
Another successful night for Plo8 tonight, numbers are up.
From memory, that is 3-weeks in a row maybe more.
Not a bad night for the champ, quite pleased really.
Not only did I make a FT and cash (that’s 2 demons with 1 blow)
I also had four –tourney’s going at the same time, a first for me.
In addition, another demon put to rest.
I have to say my chat box banter was scarce tonight.
Due to the fact I was 3 then 4 tabling early doors, (I can’t cope lol)
Once I got the four table’s going, it wasn’t long before 4 became 3 and so on.
Another great night of poker tonight, enjoyed by all no doubt.
There was a different atmosphere at the table’s tonight (for me anyway)
The rail was superb tonight the banter was coming thick and fast.
I couldn’t keep up with it, not with me 4 tabling lol (very thin)
So a big thanks to Hendo and the outlaw warriors,(the hendo mob lol)
who came to conquer and failed. Yes you failed because the champ,
had is best ever Thursday night.
Now it’s a new month, and with my demons (90%) put to rest.
What can possibly stop Team AJ, from becoming the ultimate Plo8 Champion?
Come one come all in the month of May and take on the champion,
In the real game of poker that is, Plo8.
8.40pm £2.20 BUYIN FOSP PL08 £150 GTD...20/52
9.20pm £1.10 BUYIN.................29/47
Regards Alan (future ultimate Plo8 champion)
I mean who would want to spend most of their days in a Tavern drinking wine and grog, and most of their evenings frolicking with two or more naked, beautiful women, in a house of Ill repute.
So............If no-one else wants it.............
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I'm glad to see your on form Champ with your final tables and cashes last night.
I fear that you will need to be on top form in next Thursdays Joust. News reaches me that Sir Shaky of the Aces, has sought advice from Suzy who bears the numbers of the Devil. I fear that he will become a disciple and try to glean as much knowledge as he can. If he even learns half of what Suzy knows, then he will be a force to be reckoned with, for she, who bears the numbers of the devil, is, as we both know, a demon on the PLO8 tables.
Furthermore, I hear tell that Suzy has despatched Sir Shaky on a quest, in order for him to prove he will be a worthy disciple. He travels to the deepest darkest reaches of the Amazon, to try and discover ancient scrolls, written by wise scribes(jeff hwang Omaha book and the dan deppen one), who are masters of the art of four card Jousting.
I fear that if he contacts the Amazonians, and they deliver unto him the scrolls, he will devour the knowledge hidden within, and use it to assist the usurper Hendo, in his bid to dislodge the crown from your head.
I have sent a message to the Amazonians, enquiring of the ancient scrolls, and I fear that they may deliver them to Sir Shaky, in return for a few baubles. One of the Amazonians however gave me hope, he says that we must go to the land called Stalk. There we must seek a man who, rumour has it, can throw projectiles at more than 100mph. His name is Raymond Lilley, possibly related to Dennis Lilley by the sounds of things. It is also rumoured that he has, like Sir Dennis, a fearsome temper. But the Amazonian says that, temper Ray Lilley out of Stalk is our only hope. Methinks it may be a forlorn hope.
Craig
Regards Alan (teacher of plo8 )
I fear that you, by allowing the pretender Hendo, and Brian of the church of the blue, to finish above the champ in one tournament, may have made them bolder, and given them false hope of taking the golden crown.
I look forward to seeing you smite them down, for you would not be wanting to eat any of that humble pie, as it must be a bit stale by now.
Craig
It saddens the champ to hear that a regular plopper, Brian of the church the blue.
Has decided to show his allegiance to the pretender that is, Hendo of the mob.
I wonder if they will be bold and brave enough to show up tonight, in the
FOSP Sunday league game which starts at 15 minutes past the 19th hour.
3K starting stack 10 minute blinds £3.30 buy-in (what’s not to like).
If the pretender and the 2-card jouster’s of the Hendo Mob, do decide to show up
Moreover, venture into the land of plo8, in a bid to take the champs crown. (no chance)
Primarily they have to dodge the many loyal ploppers, who frequent
My kingdom and will no doubt wound, and relieve them of chips.
So when they do happen upon the champs table, in their weak feeble form.
I will not hesitate, in teaching them a lesson and smite them down.
Regards Alan (plo8 champion slayer)
Brian of the church of the blue, would not want to support Hendo of the Hendo mob, in his bid for the crown. These two pretenders are from different tribes, that have been warring against each other for championships, for many past decades.
A knave from the land of the bears, would eat his own sword arm, rather than use it to assist a knave from the land of the jungle jims achieve the status of Champion.