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Well theres only one way to insult a tv presenter that stays up all night so here goes.........
Would you like me to carry your bags? cause those under your eyes look very heavy.
when your mum gave birth to you ,
you were so ugly,
the midwife slapped your mum not you !
(if thats to much pls say and ill remove it)
Gareth
Your hair looked great last night,so tonight can you put it on the table
so we can have a closer look
learn from your parents mistake,
use birth control !
Have you had hair extensions? or are they split ends?
perhaps your whole purpose in life is to ,
serve as a warning to other couples that are thinking of having children .
I admire your charity work but do you have to buy ALL your clothes from Oxfam
you are like train tracks ,
well laid across the country !
the twinkle in your eyes ,
is actually the sun shinning between your ears !
you liked your first chin so much ,
you added two more !
your teeth are like stars ,
they come out at night !
you should be famous ,
be on a the poster for ,
birth control pills .
thats my lot lisa have to take the irishraver out ,
for a paddies day meal ,
talk laterish !!!!!
I'm not saying you look like a monkey but why does Tikay always have a banana in his pocket when you're nearby.
Or is he just pleased to see you !
I hear, when the Good Lord was giving out bottoms you thought you could eat yours,
so chose the biggest
Why are you out of the kitchen anyway......
xxx