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You remind me of a stormy river
Wild, reckless and beautiful.............. NO
Wet, noisy and smelly
Your face is like a flower ,cauliflowers
Your eyes are like pools ,cesspools
Your lips are like petals ,bicycle pedals
Your teeth are like stars ,they come out at night.
You have an hourglass figure - except all the sand has run to your a**e.
You have a twinkle in your eyes - It's the sun shining between your ears.
I could go on but to be fair she has taken enough stick allready. (see you at the tables)
Your so air-headed that when you make chock chip muffins it takes you all day to peel the smarties.
She's so daft that she once walked into British Home Stores and asked if they had a semi detached in Putney.
Her nose is so big that she once lost her pen and Tikay said 'its right there under your nose' and she replied 'can you be more specific?'
Lisa is so fat that she has to put her belt on using a boomerang.
Lisa is so depressing that she once phoned the Samaritans and the bloke at the other end of the phone shot himself.
Lisa you aint exactly open casket material yourself.
Actually, that's bright ;-)
Or is that one my fantasies???.
Anyway LM my mum always says you shouldn`t insult,tease or harm defenceless animals,so I`m very sorry..
CAUTION NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY
Why does Lisa stink?............So that blind blokes can avoid getting off with her as well.
If Orford was PTP tonight.......... he would at least still be in the open!
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