The outrageous lie thread

iBLUFF

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

iBLUFF puts tomato sauce on his roast dinner.......... sicko
Posted by HuFlungPu

i think nothink is wrong with this

STEVEMAX

I `ve known iBLUFF all my life and he is the best

poker player anyone has ever seen.

unknown_username

Stevemax is really called Stephanie and sells kisses at 20p a time for a living!

bandini

Donut64 once pushed a jelly bean the whole way around the parimeter of the Eiffel Tower with his nose to win a bet with Phil Ivey.

Donut64 achieved this remarkable feat only to have Ivey welsh on the bet and claim that, in fact, the original bet stipulated that is was supposed to have been a liquiroce allsort.

Ivey refused to pay.

Donut64 wreaked a trail of bloody vengeance that astounded the poker world.

bandini is now the best poker player in the world. Along with Richard Orford.

spornybol

dohhhhhh is a tetottler, oynutter is sane. lolufold is a donk poker player, and lisa_marie is tikay in disguise

bandini

spornybol completely understands how this thread works and can spell teetotaller.

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

spornybol completely understands how this thread works and can spell teetotaller.
Posted by bandini

sorry but spellin, i`m shnackerd, brian ain`t wonkin

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

Stevemax is really called Stephanie and sells kisses at 20p a time for a living!
Posted by Donut64

so thats where you spend your bank-roll

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread : LML is a better Presenter than Richard Orford!! 
Posted by dylan12

now no insulting lisa/ sarah, honestly?

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

Donut has never actually ate a donut in his life however he did lose his virginity to a jam donut when he was 19.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

i heard he lost it virginity too a jammy dodger !

bandini

spornybol's Mastermind specialist subject is, "how to reply to the outrageous lie thread on Sky Poker's The shed forum."

spornybol

bandini has no sense off humour

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

bandini has no sense off humour
Posted by spornybol

told you i can tell the truth !

bandini

Spornybol now has a Zen like understanding of the outrageous lie thread

spornybol

i have a full head off blonde hair and my bu tt is as smooth as a babies bot tom

Mr_Miyagi

Spornybol asked me to break him in, but I refused because I hate Italian food.

spornybol

i fancy mr miyagi, opps sorry that`s suppose to be the truth thread

bandini

Quantum physics took a major step backwards because of what Mr Miwagi did to Schrodinger's cat

TheAAces

Bandini has never been confused about his sexuality.

bandini

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

Bandini has never been confused about his sexuality.
Posted by TheAAces

TheAAces is not my type xx. PM coming your way honey ;-)

unknown_username

Bandini was escorted out of a supermarket and banned for 8months for having a fight with a 89yr old lady over the last buy one get one free packet of french fancies

(the old lady is fine but bandini had to go to hospital due to his injuries)

Talon

  Huflungpu has recently changed his name by deed poll to Colin Collins. And is planning the new world Colin order as we speak

unknown_username

Talon aka Colin was once in the 80s kids show Rentaghost

BananaDog

HuFlungPu used to work in Spain dancing for money and testing make-up products but now he is happily living in Dorset after Monkey World rescued him. He has now formed a strong loving bond with Jeremy the monkey keeper

unknown_username

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

HuFlungPu used to work in Spain dancing for money and testing make-up products but now he is happily living in Dorset after Monkey World rescued him. He has now formed a strong loving bond with Jeremy the monkey keeper
Posted by BananaDog

 BananaDog once worked on a Andrex add but had to be released because she kept licking herself!

unknown_username

Lisa Marie is Tikay's love child

Mr_Miyagi

bobcat understands the game even more than spornybol

emilyegg

Sarah C and LML are a right pair of Munters.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread : sorry but spellin, i`m shnackerd, brian ain`t wonkin
Posted by spornybol

you better tell Brian to pull his finger out m8..had a m8 called Brian real thick was Brian he tattooed brain on his forearm with some indian ink when we were teenagers well you can imagine the grief he got

unknown_username

stokefc sneaks off to see Port Vale every other weekend!