The outrageous lie thread

BADBOY985

Mr miyagi is the test tube offspring of eighties workout legends mr motivator and diana "the green godess"moran and was concieved as a feel the burn workout superhuman to break the then vice like domination of world workout videos of jane fonda.
unfortunalty an allegry to lycra put pay to the plan.

lozgo

badboy985 really supports the saints!

Mr_Miyagi

i like it badboy



Lozgo can't go unless he is on his own toilet. Which made the 3 months he spent in prison very difficult.

unknown_username

spornybol lost his virginity to his maths teacher

Mr_Miyagi

bobcat is the best at this game

bandini

bobcat52 has taken far more hallucinatory drugs in his life than bandini.

His imagination will destroy bandini when it comes to talking utter gibberish on this thread.

And bobcat523's yellow glow that surrounds him is cooler than the aura that surrounds bandini. As is Hercules the bear, Who growls. Noisely. And red.

Work tomorrow's looking fun. And red.

bandini

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

bobcat is the best at this game
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

Miyagi won't be in trouble if he posts on this thread when it's my turn.

Mr_Miyagi

bandini was drinking his mothers breastmilk until he was aged 25. He only stopped when he discovered ovaltine.

bandini

Miyagi has the sense to stop drinking on a Sunday night far quicker than bandini.

I'm not even sure if that's lies. Or based on lies. Or based on truth. Or what this thread's about. Where am I?

Mr_Miyagi

bandini wears socks in bed

spornybol

mr miyagi can`t find condom big enough for there mouth ?

Salad_Face

Spornybol was so h0rny yesterday he went to his nearest petrol station and inserted the petrol pump (unleaded) up his tight rear end.

Mr_Miyagi

salad face takes a different animal to bed with him every night.

unknown_username

Miyagi only wears pants as boxer shorts make him feel insecure 

MAXALLY

HUFLUNGPU actually translates in Latin to 'I talk poo'

lozgo

maxally wrote this when in bed with mr myagi and huflungpu!!!

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

maxally wrote this when in bed with mr myagi and huflungpu!!!
Posted by lozgo

lozgo wrote this when in bed with maxally, mr miyagi and huflungpu!!!!!

Sky_Dave

Spornybol was thinking about that mental image over breakfast, too!

Kiwini4u

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

Spornybol was thinking about that mental image over breakfast, too!
Posted by Sky_Dave

Sky Dave is far too busy playing "Cops & Robbers" to do any work today.

BADBOY985

KIWI USED TO DRIVE THE BUS FOR STATUS QUO BUT LOST THE GIG TO LES BATTERSBY AFTER BEING CAUGHT ON YOU TUBE SAYING FRANCIS ROSSI HAS POOR PERSONAL HYGENIE

Mr_Miyagi

since it's release Badboy985 has started every day by jumping out of bed and singing Alexandra Burkes hit Bad Boys featuring Flo Rida

lozgo

mr myagi thinks that jackie chan is a wimp.

Mr_Miyagi

lozgo once got caught making love to a Vauxhall and then tried to bluff his way out of it by claiming it was a new echo friendly car that was powered by human waste.

AIRWALKER

Although Miyagi supports Liverpool he is frequently seen in a certain area of Manchester in the new Everton away strip.

spornybol

the car was powered by mr miyagi`s human waste

Talon

 Spornybol is a well loved and respected forum poster

GoodReads

Talon showers daily and often goes to the shop with a towel wrapped around his head

Talon

Goodreads is actually an undercover sales rep from Waterstones

Kiwini4u

Talon recently bought a book from GoodReads called "My Favourite 100 Motorway Service Stations" written by Tikay

spornybol

kiwini4u was one off the singers in bananarama