The outrageous lie thread

lozgo

spornybol was the other two

BADBOY985

LOZGO HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND CALLED SIMON WHO IS A QUANTITY SURVEYOR

Mr_Miyagi

badboys party trick involves him being naked, 2 carrots and a blow torch.

unknown_username

Miyagi is alergic to sweet an sour chicken balls but often eats them because he is well hard

Talon

Huflungpu was recently featured on the front cover of Playboy. If you look carefully you can just make him out hiding in the bushes.

unknown_username

Talon can juggle 8 bean bags while riding a unicycle, but had to retire in 1998 due to a horrific oh stage collision with two clowns carrying a ladder

MAXALLY

HUFLUNGPU is currently holding Sky Mod 1 hostage in his cellar and only feeding him on bran flakes and custard creams. 

Mr_Miyagi

Maxally holds the record for the loudest fart in staffordshire, he also had the longest of 2009 but was 3 seconds short of the all time record.

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

Maxally holds the record for the loudest fart in staffordshire, he also had the longest of 2009 but was 3 seconds short of the all time record.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

Mr Miyagi was arrested (after a thorough strip search by The West Midlands Serious Crime Squad) in December 2002 for growing dodgy cigarette fillers in his Wendy House at the bottom of his garden. His defence lawyer at the time (Blackfish) failed to overturn the conviction of 100 hours of community service working as Loo brush holder at Crewe Railway Station by claiming it was an innocent Bonsai Tree........

Talon

 Maxally was recently arrested for flashing in the middle of a police station.But was later released due to lack of evidence

lozgo

talon and huflungpu were once caught doing the 'spank the monkey' double act!!

spornybol

lozgo was caught spunking opps i ment spanking ? himself in the shopping centre

Mr_Miyagi

spornybol got a B in GCSE English

spornybol

mr miyagi got an A in GCSE korean

Talon

spornybol is a  dyslexic canine atheist.

  he doesnt believe there is a Dog

MAXALLY

Talon had the Head prefects job taken off him at school when he was caught in the Cricket Pavilion with a goat and an adhesive gun...... wearing a smurf's  outfit whilst watching Star Trek (original version) on a small black and white television.

lozgo

maxally should know...he was that goat!!

unknown_username

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

maxally should know...he was that goat!!
Posted by lozgo

lozgo wishes he was the goat

lozgo

stokefc was caught on the terraces with a....salad and a pimms!!

spornybol

lozgo was caught on the terrance with a snowball in his hand ( it was stokefc nickname )

Mr_Numps

Mr_numps won gladiators 2 years in a row,was in s club 7 before they were famous but left and was replaced by bradley,he also won 4 blockbuster gold runs as a solo player,invented the colour blue,was a former Mr.Universe,taught karate to Evis Presley oh and windows 7 was actually his idea.

MAXALLY

MR Numps has read this thread 100 times over and really gets the concept behind it.

DOHHHHHHH

haha when I saw that EE was the last poster, I opened this thread up for the first time in days, was gonna contribute a few mere novice related gags.

I was too slow!!! Loooooooooooooooooooooool

unknown_username

DOHHH wakes up every morning at 6am, has bran flakes and a fresh smoothie for breakfast, then goes for a 3mile run before setting off to work as a fitness instructor.

(he is also sh!t at poker btw)

lozgo

huflungpu and dohhhhhhhh are entering next years london marathon a pantomime horse!!

bandini

lozgo once, at a high stakes game in The Bellagio, said check out of turn and then went all-in when bandini raised.

lozgo won't again.

lozgo

bandini once went on a sight seeing tour with tikay. he really loved the railway yards and motorway services!!

spornybol

In Response to Re: The outrageous lie thread:

bandini once went on a sight seeing tour with tikay. he really loved the railway yards and motorway services!!
Posted by lozgo

lozgo was the tour guide

unknown_username

Sporneybol shops at Harrods while wearing curlers and a hairnet!

unknown_username

Donut has lovely long flowing blonde hair that he spreads across his pillow like a peacock at night so it don't get tangled