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THE VOTE COUNT SO FAR IS .....
LISA DELICIOUS
MAXALLY THE CULT 13
BANANADOG SUNDAE 12
MACHKA UGLY BUT NICE 1
DONKEYPLOP SMELLY AR SE 1
CANDI OH SO SWEET 12
HITMAN DEADMAN WALKING 11
My 2 votes go to candi
BananaDog
(gives Lisa a big hug)
Shall we go for a 'Friday Fight Nite' Again!! Think 10 pm was good for u last time, we'd better check that' s ok with Max lolololo!! Looks like it dont clash with anything at moment, let me Know if ok?
Hitman, I am missing Gareth in the house and your poetry hunni xxx
1. If someone made a film about your life, who would play the lead role & what
would the movie title be ? probably the bloke from american pie who did naughty things with apple pies! the film would be called loser.
2. What is the nicest thing you have ever done? when i got on all fours helping a lady using a bendy straw! yes she had dropped her wedding ring down a gap at the icecream kiosk at st micheals mount in cornwall! i used a straw to hook it out of a tiny crevice she was sooooo pleased.
3. what is the least nicest thing you have ever done ? when i used to be the night porter in a hotel when i was 18. id invited some mates round for a late night drink when all the other staff had gone. things got a bit messy and a few of my friends did some horrid things like weing in the salad and deep fat fryers!! OMG!! another mate took a poo in a vase in one of the lounges too and i stood there and let them do it. naughy me!4. What is your idea of a great night/day out? it used to be getting off my head in some sweaty rave club but ive grown up now! my ideal night would be going to a harvester (the best) then maybe going to a casino, then home, then naughty times................
" He ain't Heavy............" XX
Your talent is God's gift to you.
What you do with it is your gift back to God.
- Leo Buscaglia -
On Another Note, It Seems The Heads-up Draw has produced a Men V Women Draw, [lol MaxiBaby],
So...
In Honour of the Four Women Of Team 'B', That we Men Of Team 'A' are about to do battle with....
..... I Salute you with a poem on behalf of my team....
THE POKER WOMAN!
Pretty women wonder where my secret lies.
I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size
But when I start to tell them,
They think I'm telling lies.
I say,
It's in the reach of my arms
The span of my hips,
The stride of my step,
The curl of my lips.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
I walk into a room
Just as cool as you please,
And to a man,
The fellows stand or
Fall down on their knees.
Then they swarm around me,
A hive of honey bees.
I say,
It's the fire in my eyes,
And the flash of my teeth,
The swing in my waist,
And the joy in my feet.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Men themselves have wondered
What they see in me.
They try so much
But they can't touch
My inner mystery.
When I try to show them
They say they still can't see.
I say,
It's in the arch of my back,
The sun of my smile,
The ride of my breasts,
The grace of my style.
I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Now you understand
Just why my head's not bowed.
I don't shout or jump about
Or have to talk real loud.
When you see me passing
It ought to make you proud.
I say,
It's in the click of my heels,
The bend of my hair,
the palm of my hand,
The need of my care,
'Cause I'm a woman
Phenomenally.
Phenomenal woman,
That's me.
Now Crack-on and gimmee some Aces
You are such a gentleman my `POETRY IN MOTION` xxx
But you aint getting my Aces haha!
Hitman the poem bought tears to my eyes (was too busy laughing! lol)
and yes 10pm Friday fine with me (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!)
His walk is R-E-S-P-E-C-T
He’s got tender loving care up his sleeve (that`ll be his Aces)
He sees God in me like India.Arie
Something about his swagger
Something about his walk
I get all caught up in that truth he talks
His only game is telling me his name
Or asking for mine
He wants to know what I’m about
He wants to know if I’m about what he’s about
For his character even God can vouch
Check his heavenly references
He’s got clout where it counts
He appreciates the complexity of a woman’s mind
Deserves words well seasoned and well defined
And did I mention that he was fine?
His good deeds may never make it to the news
But he showed me that chivalry has been resurrected as the new cool
He opens doors
He walks on the outside nearest the street
He pulls out chairs
Sometimes he pushes my cash away and says it’s his treat
Telling me it was his pleasure at the end of the night
Walking me to my car just to say good night
Insisting I call to let him know I made it home safe
He makes me feel safe because he is so secure
Imagine that even his sexiness is pure
He gives sweet and thoughtful gifts
Like conversations that take unexpected turns like jazz riffs
Leaving me wanting more of his music
More of his deep voice reflections
More of his intellectual connections
More of him
*amena brown
HI LISA ANYTIME AFTER 8.30PM TONIGHT IS OK WITH ME !
2 VOTE POINTS FOR WINNER OF
EACH GAME &
1 VOTE POINT FOR LOSER .
PLUS 3 VOTE POINTS FOR EACH PLAYER OF THE TEAM THAT WIN
THE MOST GAMES .
THIS WEEK THE GAMES ARE FREEPLAY,
50 BIG BLINDS HEADS UP S&G OR IF
YOU GUYS/GALS WANT TO PLAY £1 S&G HU
1O MINS BLINDS GO AHEAD NO PRBS !
TEAM A TEAM B
HITMAN CAPTAIN V BANANADOG CAPTAIN
MACKHA V CANDI
IRISHROVER V LISA
DONKEYPLOP V MAXALLY
I will take that as a wonderful compliment...............hopefully!!
good luck in the heads-up battles, as Banana has said..................... FIGHT,FIGHT,FIGHT!!!!
P.S. Max, Cheers back, nice one!!
SOZ M8Y AMENDED !