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Sunday Night Live at the Primo with your hosts Rich and Tikay! The official show thread...
Evening my fellow Sky Poker lovers,
Who's up for some Primo action then?
Yes- it's the big Sunday night game and for a buy-in of £55 you too could be taking a shot at a guaranteed £15,000 prize pool on national television.
We are live on Channel 865 (also available on Sky Poker.com's homepage live feed) at the new time of 9 o'clock till 1am!
We have a show packed with live phonecall chats with Sky Poker's army of players, hand requests (just send us the hand i.d. no.), poker analysis, spot prizes and general tomfoolery.
We also have Tikay. But be fair, you can't have a perfect show, can you?
Now, you and I both know that it's YOUR banter and input that really makes the show and so once again, get creative and get writing on the thread below.
Here's my topics of the night: (and note that I have prizes of entry into all my Multiball tourneys this week to give away for the best contributions tonight)....
What's your best vomit story? (Lol- yes we're going high-brow once more)
And secondly-
Your last few google searches...
...this could be a good one- but you have to be totally honest. Drop down the history menu on your Google search box right now and note down the some of the highlights.
e.g. I just did it on the presenters' computer in the office and saw the following search terms (god's honest truth this):
Change a lightbulb jokes
Star Trek Enterprise
What can I do with a marrow?
The first one was me, obv. I don't know about the other two, but I'm guessing the Trekkie search is Hartigan and I have a hunch that the last one was by Lisa-Marie! Say no more!!!!!!!
So fire away- and looking forward to your responses!
Who's up for some Primo action then?
Yes- it's the big Sunday night game and for a buy-in of £55 you too could be taking a shot at a guaranteed £15,000 prize pool on national television.
We are live on Channel 865 (also available on Sky Poker.com's homepage live feed) at the new time of 9 o'clock till 1am!
We have a show packed with live phonecall chats with Sky Poker's army of players, hand requests (just send us the hand i.d. no.), poker analysis, spot prizes and general tomfoolery.
We also have Tikay. But be fair, you can't have a perfect show, can you?
Now, you and I both know that it's YOUR banter and input that really makes the show and so once again, get creative and get writing on the thread below.
Here's my topics of the night: (and note that I have prizes of entry into all my Multiball tourneys this week to give away for the best contributions tonight)....
What's your best vomit story? (Lol- yes we're going high-brow once more)
And secondly-
Your last few google searches...
...this could be a good one- but you have to be totally honest. Drop down the history menu on your Google search box right now and note down the some of the highlights.
e.g. I just did it on the presenters' computer in the office and saw the following search terms (god's honest truth this):
Change a lightbulb jokes
Star Trek Enterprise
What can I do with a marrow?
The first one was me, obv. I don't know about the other two, but I'm guessing the Trekkie search is Hartigan and I have a hunch that the last one was by Lisa-Marie! Say no more!!!!!!!
So fire away- and looking forward to your responses!
Comments
when i was 19 we used to travel to scooter runs
whilst driveing home after a good weekend in rhyl knowing we had 14 hours driving to get home
my mate on the scooter behind vomited inside his full face crash helmet
when we stopped and looked it was dripping out the bottom all over him
laugh 3 more threw up but in a bush
needless to say was a long trip homeback to the isle of wight
Google search - sickipedia.org - u would luv this site rich
& itailor.com new shirt time . and a couple you couldn"t say on air
& Vomit story - A drunken night out with a good freind , anyway got home hit the sack , to drunk for any "fun" and we just crashed out i got up a couple of hours laters to go for a hit and a miss and threw up on her top that was on the floor . The next morn full of fear i got a bonus she couldn"t mind a thing , So i said she was sick down herself and i had to put her to bed .
And i got brownie points galore as she tried to make up. RESULT
I was physically sick last night after seeing an old man on live tv wearing a purple scarf and red jumper:)
P.S. My last Google seartch was "vomit smell mattress". Apparently apple cider vinegar helps.
At an Office Christmas party a few years ago, in a swanky restaurant in Leeds, I was sat on a table of about 30 or so including the directors of the company and their wives. Surprisingly, this incident is not drink related but an allergy I have to a certain type of food. After checking that my order had no garlic in it, I started to eat a lovely chicken meal washed down with some nice expensive wine. I then put some 'butter' on a roll that I realised about 2 minutes later contained a large amount of garlic in it which decided to come back up PDQ. I was sat on a back wall with no easy escape route so had to grab a napkin and dive under to the table to chuck up!! I think there was about 50 pairs of eyes on me as I came back up which included our table, some of the staff and other diners on other tables!!.......that was the last one I have been invited to
Is there anyone out there that hasn't actually googled their own name??? Apparently im a software-developer out in the far east
which may explain some of my bizarre bets and river binks 
:):):)
I, like greggygooner, was also sick last night, but promise to wear my burgundy prada trainers to Newcastle in tribute!!!!!
Ok....so, as much as I don't really want to impart my vomit story on the world, Rich would be upset and feel incredibly let down if I didn't, as I ALWAYS have a story for him.
So, here goes........
I was on holiday in Turkey with my ickle sister (when I say ickle, she is only a year younger than me, and several inches taller than me, so really she is not very ickle at all!). Now, I should have learnt from previous visits that the Turkish barmen do like to give you large measures.....so after several (dozen) Sex On The Beach cocktails, I found myself twisting my ankle, after falling off a kerb, and having to be taxied back to the hotel. After making it back to our room, I felt awful - must've eaten something dodgy I reckon....nothing to do with the cocktails at all IMO.
To cut a long story short, I proceeded to be sick in the bathroom sink. I managed to flush it away, but blocked the sink. I called management, said sink was blocked (didn't mention it was my fault). Demanded another room. Had nothing similar available. Got free upgrade to junior suite - happy days.
Vomit's a wonderful thing.
vomit story at a friends 21st, another friend brought her boyfriend with her but was about to chuck him because he was always embarrassing her, out in the garden he throws up and out pops his false teeth. Starts shouting for everyone to stand still and look for them. needless to say he was history tina
ps looked at search history
uksteam
steam days out
graham farish
skyvegas
needless to say not all mine
9 Beards
Bic razors
AA route planner
dai
Google Searches......
Temporary Urbanism
Shipping Container City
Huggy Bear
First two for uni (architecture student),
last one just for fun, who doesn't love Huggy
Edit: Google search history - I've learnt long ago to disable Google search history!
( hi guy`s this micky take and if it`s in the tv rules you cn say this on air, wife does have sence off humour too, well see did marry me )
My best/worst vomit story occured many years ago. I had been out with my mates and had overdone a little on the Vodka and Blacks. As i was too far gone to get home by myself, my mates' dad said i should stay the night; nice of him eh.
How did i repay his generosity? By stumbling out of the bedroom looking for the bathroom, making a wrong turn and upchucking over the balcony. To say he was upset was an understatement. Under the balcony slept his two, white miniature poodles. After a load of blackcurrant coulored vomit landing on them they were no longer white. I was woken up later by an irate man and forced to bathe the mutts.
I wasn't asked to stay again.
Laurie/lozgo
Unfortunately, likewise
Evening Rich, Tikay
Just a quick hand request.
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