Ok, well, I could write a book on the disasterous dates I've had over the years.......well, maybe a chapter or two anyway. Some - I simply won't repeat for fear of incriminating myself, most - I simply cannot repeat - so here's what's left........ 1. Date turned up wearing more eyeliner than me.........I didn't even make it to his car. 2. I went on a first date with a male 'entertainer'.........he picked me up, drove me to a club in the city, which was full of screaming drunk women, he escorted me to the bar, where he left me with the sleazy club owner whilst he took to the stage and began stripping!! Posted by Sky_Mandy
be ur last 1st date if you went on one with me haha x
my wife'NFEENEY' is playing the vegas semi tonight if she get to the final which am already in and she beats me to vegas , then i'll dump her live in vegas lol no but really goodluck babe
hi guys i can combine disasterous dates AND ginger.. .... a while ago i arranged a date with a girl whom i 'met' through a well known dating site used 4 'fishing'.... id looked forward all day to meeting this gorgeous looking curvy redhead...... as i waited outside the pub where we were meeting up i noticed this 'thing' wobbling towards me when all of a sudden this mrs michelin lady said 'hi neil, pleased to meet you'... my curvy redhead had become a fat ginger 'minger.... being a gent i pecked her on her cheeks and led her into the pub... i quickly glanced round it.. phew i thought, i dont seem 2 recognise anybody.... anyway i politely enquired as 2 why she looked slightly different 2 her pic i had seen..... turns out it was 15 years old.... anyway 2 cut a long story short i arranged a 'fake' phone call within 15 mins and i was away..... neil
Hi Rich, Ed I have never been on a bad date, I got married to the third girl I ever dated, and will have been married 35 years, 2 weeks tomorrow Posted by acebarry10
ORFORD, sigh, ok then, I will have been married for 35 years on the 24th Jan.
I once had a date with this chick. She seemed nice but wouldn't tell me what she did as a job until the 2nd date as she said 'past dates had been "put off" '. I dropped the subject but was intrigued so went on another date as she seemed nice (and she said yes...... to another date, not to naughty 1st date shenanigans..... i must run better Anyways next date i picked her up and got to the subject of her career soon after ordering the 1st pint. She ummed and agghhhed for a bit before telling me she was a seamstress and hair and make-up artist. That seems interesting i said.... do you work in the theatre (secretly hoping she worked in the p0rn0 industry)...... no she replied..... i work in my Dad's funeral parlour...... i sew up lips and make them look pretty! WTF? We didn't have another date...... Would have thought you'd need a sense of humour to work in that industry but she proved otherwise.
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no but really goodluck babe
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Trouble with yr lines? haha i lolled
Can i offer to buy a TSP seat if 1 of the winners would prefer a decent cash sum? Monies waiting!
Entry into Jordan is like entry into a big cash pot.....
make sure you get the right Price
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Katie and Alex Reid!
When they split up who gets custody of the camera crew?
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lol i dont need to fight for her :P im younger then you both ...........
Anyways next date i picked her up and got to the subject of her career soon after ordering the 1st pint. She ummed and agghhhed for a bit before telling me she was a seamstress and hair and make-up artist. That seems interesting i said.... do you work in the theatre (secretly hoping she worked in the p0rn0 industry)...... no she replied..... i work in my Dad's funeral parlour...... i sew up lips and make them look pretty! WTF? We didn't have another date...... Would have thought you'd need a sense of humour to work in that industry but she proved otherwise.
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Live Pause During Play break - Just after Break
3+3 keep heavy 3
1+1 (keep 3rd seperate) If scales tilt keep heavy 1.... if they don't tilt the extra 1 is heavy
Were the people who took a week heavily st0ned?
scale 6 and 6 coins, choose the lighter 6 coins
scale 3 and 3 coins, choose the lighter 3 coins
scale 1 and 1 coin
either the lighter one goes up or if they balance the lighter one is the one you didn't weigh.
20 seconds to work out, I thank you.
Edit: but 30 seconds to type in, damn you cottlad, lol.
Edit 2: Did I mis-hear, was there a heavier one or a lighter one?!