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PERSONAL ABUSE!!!

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  • edited April 2011
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    Hit me flopwit, hit me, go on, just do it! I'm ready for it, I can take it. Go on I dare you.  :o)
    Posted by elsadog
    Hi there Elsasmalldog, are you trying to set a new world record for the most intelligent Selwyn Froggit lookalike?? Or do think that looking like a fik donglebat apple farmer will give your incoherrent ramblings about randomness some  extra credibility!!??--- Whoever flupping generated you had access to some extremely floppin random numbers, I can tell you!!!!---- What the flup are you trying to prove?-- That a random number generator can be used to select the genes required to create a mutation that vagely resembles a human being. but is in fact, bread mould??--- eh?---eh?? There are a few unexplained phenomena in Darwins "origin of speices", but he would have had to throw his floppin manuscript on the fire and start again if he had met YOU!!!---INNIT!!---Well, I for one will be very careful not to let my mouldy bread get too close to a random number generator, just in case a potential mate is created for you!!-- So 中文(简体 off, you genetically challenged flopwit piece of proof that messing around with natures natural selection processes can seriously damage the prospects for intelligent life on earth!!!
  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : Hi there Elsasmalldog, are you trying set a new world record for the most intelligent Selwyn Froggit lookalike?? Or do think that looking like a fik donglebat apple farmer will give your incoherrent ramblings about randomness some  extra credibility!!??--- Whoever flupping generated you had access to some extremely floppin random numbers, I can tell you!!!!---- What the flup are you trying to prove?-- That a random number generator can be used to select the genes required to create a mutation that vagely resembles a human being. but is in fact, bread mould??--- eh?---eh?? There are a few unexplained phenomena in Darwins "origin of speices", but he would have had to throw his floppin manuscript on the fire and start again if he had met YOU!!!---INNIT!!---Well, I for one will be very careful not to let my mouldy bread get too close to a random number generator, just in case a potential mate is created for you!!-- So 中文(简体 off, you genetically challenged flopwit piece of proof that messing around with natures natural selection processes can seriously damage the prospects for intelligent life on earth!!!
    Posted by oynutter


    Errrrr ........ I can't argue with any of that. I feel so much better now, thank you Sir ....... same time next week?

  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : Errrrr ........ I can't argue with any of that. I feel so much better now, thank you Sir ....... same time next week?
    Posted by elsadog
    Why don't you flap off and find a RNG that can come up with a random time in the future for your next session of personal abuse?!! You unregulated super-user of donkey doings!!!!!!
  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : Why don't you flap off and find a RNG that can come up with random time in the future for your next session of personal abuse?!! You unregulated super-user of donkey doings!!!!!!
    Posted by oynutter

    Is that a yes?

  • edited April 2011
    Utterly pointless thread....

    Area 51 is for bad beats and fixing the ring.

    FARCE!!!!!

    xx
  • edited April 2011
    DERRRRR--- That's a probably, but not necessarily, and the sun don't shine where you will get your next question answered, you provocative flapwit, tail chasing bonehead!!!
  • edited April 2011
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    Utterly pointless thread.... Area 51 is for bad beats and fixing the ring. FARCE!!!!! xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    As you know area51 has it's very own Hospital section. Mr Nutterflapwit is our consultant psychologist. His style can be somewhat eccentric at times but I assure you it is very effective.

    There are a limited number of beds available at present and we also have some private rooms for winning players who can afford them.

    Nurse Elsa
  • edited April 2011

    Hmmmm, what sort of qualifictions do you have doctor nutter...can i get a bed bath here??

    I demend proof.

    xx

  • edited April 2011
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    Hmmmm, what sort of qualifictions do you have doctor nutter...can i get a bed bath here?? I demend proof. xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    More flopwit qualifik fluppin ations than a dingleberry that don't even know how to spell qualifik fluppin ations!!!

     Do you want some personal abuse, or did you just chime in to give out a few little kisses?-- you big woolly flapping woofta!!!
  • edited April 2011
    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!!:
    Utterly pointless thread.... Area 51 is for bad beats and fixing the ring. FARCE!!!!! xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    And that post is about as pointless as the shape of an elephants flappin ar se!!!!!
  • edited April 2011
    I do it to tilt the purists..no kneed to thanks me ;o)

    I'm not making a decision about personal abuse until I recieved an answer informing me if bed baths are on the menu...it's a deal breaker i'm afraid.

    xx
  • edited April 2011
    A fluppin bird bath is what you need!!!---chicken!!!!
  • edited April 2011

    Ok... give me the best you've got mr Nutter!

  • edited April 2011
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    Ok... give me the best you've got mr Nutter!
    Posted by GREGHOGG

    Stand clear! - this one should be good  :o)

  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : Stand clear! - this one should be good  :o)
    Posted by elsadog
    nutter you are very boring and a tottal fooking muppet who needs to get his tail sucked and then sit down and shut up coz ur making me really wheezy !!
  • edited April 2011
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    Ok... give me the best you've got mr Nutter!
    Posted by GREGHOGG
     How the flupwit flop am I supposed to find abuse to throw at a squeaky clean woolly woofta like you??-- woops, does a warthog squeak, or squeal? None of it will stick anyway, because your deluded brain is on some "everybody loves me, coz I'm so great" flopwit head trip. It's not good for you!!--Webby done it to his thingy, look where it got him!!! Do you think doing it to your brain is any different??--eh??---eh??--- NO IT AIN'T!!! You hotspur ham posstot! ---- Look in the fluppin mirror man!-- You will see you have a blind spot---- Behind your fat flapwit HEAD!!!  Why don't you pull your pants down now and then?? eh?? -- we want some sunshine too you know!!!!

     I just had a look in the dictionary of terms of abuse and I could'nt find any that would stick to your squeally clean face!!--- You self satisfying, sanctimonious, skid pan--- with super-glue and duct tape all over it!!!!!!
     
  • edited April 2011
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    Does this look like a flopwit political debate thread??? If you want some personal abuse you will have to repost and ask for some, you decadent western world abusing womblebat!!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    was gonna comment on what you said, Then I realized I dont care.



    carry on
  • edited April 2011
    That's right, bury your head in the sand, you may think we can't see you, but actually, you are leaving your bu m up in the air, and open to all kinds of abuse, you silly woofta
  • edited April 2011
    I think there may be a few more of you that need some personal abuse--- sign up now, before it's too late, and your flapwit ego gets you into BIG TROUBLE!!!!!
  • edited April 2011
    What gives this self confessed nutcase the right to personally insult people for no good reason?  Have you ever looked in the mirror? no.. thought not, well you should do, you don't need to have 4 eyes these days, don't you know there is laser treatment available? Would seriously improve your looks no end.   Your face is so pale its embarrassing, obviously you don't get out much, sad, very sad, for flops sake man it's spring time get out and get a tan.
  • edited April 2011
    i have a bad run agaist u.u owned me fortune .u f..... luck box!!!!!!gl m8 lol ur turn
  • edited April 2011
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    What gives this self confessed nutcase the right to personally insult people for no good reason?  Have you ever looked in the mirror? no.. thought not, well you should do, you don't need to have 4 eyes these days, don't you know there is laser treatment available? Would seriously improve your looks no end.   Your face is so pale its embarrassing, obviously you don't get out much, sad, very sad, for flops sake man it's spring time get out and get a tan.
    Posted by SighKO
    It's all very easy for a flapwit scarecrow to have a nice tan innit !!--and there is also laser treatment to sort out your feeble excuse for a face, you big worzel gummidge--- we all know what happened when you looked in fluppin mirror matey----- 7 years, hahahahaha, thats why you can't win flup all and ended up here in area 51--hahaha---bye bye flopwit!!!!
  • edited April 2011
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    i have a bad run agaist u.u owned me fortune .u f..... luck box!!!!!!gl m8 lol
    Posted by martin111
    Yes, and very difficult it was, getting all your chips!--- great play by me, it's not easy to get a read from a flopwit LEGO man from a plastic helicopter you know!-- why don't you learn how to play proper, like wot I does, then having a lego head might become an advantage, and people will have to delete where they wrote flopwit fikkie in their notes, and write something like, ex flopwit thicky that may have improved a bit--- gl--floppa whoppa!!!
  • edited April 2011
    This'll be the end of this thread......  No way can Nutter find anything about me to insult.  ;o)



  • edited April 2011
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    This'll be the end of this thread......  No way can Nutter find anything about me to insult.  ;o)
    Posted by JockBMW
    I'll have you know, you flapper brained flopwit, any NUTTER worth his condiments can find some abuse for a flying scotsman that thinks driving around on a flapping sha ft driven BM wobble you all over the place, so called motorbike will get him some kudos---lol--lol---If you are not too tight to buy chain oil!!---- get a proper bike, and you might get a bit of respect at the tables, and people may even stop treating you like haggis!!---- A kawasaki z900 from 1977 should do the trick, get 6 or 7 bm wobble you's and you might be able to swap them for one!!--or maybe you like riding around on a fluppin gyroscope, probably makes you feel all scientific or sumfink--- I'd rather have a triumph tiger 500, or a honda 400 4, because I like real bikes, and I would feel as stupid as a geezer that thinks putting his vehicle in his player name will command respect, if I had a floppin heap of gyroscopic scrap for a bike--- the only place you can show that off is fluppin peterborough for flop sake!!!-- do you go there on sundays?---eh?---eh?---lolololol-- I hear they like them in milton keynes too, and peterborough is on the way, so get on your bike on sunday and find some people that think you are cool, and floppin sell them the stupid thing!!!!!!!
  • edited April 2011



    ooo look!!  It can go around corners!!!  are you jealous yet????--lololol--- I'm sure sky would let you change your name to Jockassacki, whatcha tink???
  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : It's all very easy for a flapwit scarecrow to have a nice tan innit !!--and there is also laser treatment to sort out your feeble excuse for a face, you big worzel gummidge--- we all know what happened when you looked in fluppin mirror matey----- 7 years, hahahahaha, thats why you can't win flup all and ended up here in area 51--hahaha---bye bye flopwit!!!!
    Posted by oynutter

    Listen pal, this time you have overstepped the mark bigtime. I can't help my looks, back off or else, I,ve fought in 2 wars, crawled accross desserts, swam shark infested waters, and eventually it takes it's toll on your complexion, I moisturise and exfoliate most days, but it doesn't seem to help.       

     I am so angry and wound up by your comments, I am absolutly steaming, you know I could rip out your back axle and snap it half, don't you? thats how strong I am pal, I could crack your deuces, rip your straight flushes to threads, the mood I'm in I could bust your quads, you are pathetic. And do you know what else flopper? I know where to find you... your co2 emmisions are so massive that you leave the biggest carbon footprint wherever you go. If I wasn't so busy today, I'm telling ya I wud track you down, rip off your bonnet,and fold it up like a newspaper, that's what I am like pal, a real nasty flopper when I'm wound up.

      You are so lucky that right now I have to go to me nans and pick up me washing, then I'm off to me mums for Sunday lunch and shes made my favourite trifle with strawberry angel delight, that is so yummy. I just hope she remembered to put the hundreds and thousands on the top, the little blue ones are my favourites, but I like the pink ones as well..

  • edited April 2011
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    In Response to Re: PERSONAL ABUSE!!! : Listen pal, this time you have overstepped the mark bigtime. I can't help my looks, back off or else, I,ve fought in 2 wars, crawled accross desserts, swam shark infested waters, and eventually it takes it's toll on your complexion, I moisturise and exfoliate most days, but it doesn't seem to help.         I am so angry and wound up by your comments, I am absolutly steaming, you know I could rip out your back axle and snap it half, don't you? thats how strong I am pal, I could crack your deuces, rip your straight flushes to threads, the mood I'm in I could bust your quads, you are pathetic. And do you know what else flopper? I know where to find you... your co2 emmisions are so massive that you leave the biggest carbon footprint wherever you go. If I wasn't so busy today, I'm telling ya I wud track you down, rip off your bonnet,and fold it up like a newspaper, that's what I am like pal, a real nasty flopper when I'm wound up.   You are so lucky that right now I have to go to me nans and pick up me washing, then I'm off to me mums for Sunday lunch and shes made my favourite trifle with strawberry angel delight, that is so yummy. I just hope she remembered to put the hundreds and thousands on the top, the little blue ones are my favourites, but I like the pink ones as well..
    Posted by SighKO
     Well, luckily for you young man, you have had your quota of personal abuse for this week, it would do your game no good at all to overdose on personal abuse. I will however make a couple of points that may enlighten and inform your flopwit self---
     Firstly, you may well be strong, you may even be the strongest scarecrow on the planet, but my back axle is no ordinary back axle!!--- It is in fact twice as strong as a standard toyota celica axle, because it's a 1600 GT, and its back axle is the same as the rally celica, yes, the first japanese celica to beat the ford escorts--- so you are welcome to try and break it with your straw filled arms!!!
     Secondly, you can tell your ill informed Mum that the little blue ones are in fact coloured by a poison that accumulates in the body and causes all kinds of allergic reactions, and that it is banned in Austria, France, Belgium, Norway, switzerland, Germany, Denmark and sweden!!!--- The only reason they allow it in England is because they have figured out that it is only consumed by stupid people, and the country can do perfectly well without them!!!
  • edited April 2011
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    ooo look!!  It can go around corners!!!  are you jealous yet????--lololol--- I'm sure sky would let you change your name to Jockassacki, whatcha tink???
    Posted by oynutter

    You wouldn't know a good bike if it ran you over.

    Just so you know... this is what a GREAT bike looks like in the 21st century ;o)




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