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  • DaHobbsDaHobbs
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Big congrats to Diggerman for his cash, and to the rest of you guys for actually making it home with your kebabs, after the nick you were in when I last saw you.  Was a pleasure sharing a bar with you all.  Just to let you know I'll not be adopting the famous mohican "Jam it in their eye" tactic, after he went 0/2 in such spectacular fashion!!
    Posted by 67Bhoys
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  • wynne1938wynne1938
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    RITE DTD TONIGHT Lets get some Points WON, & some free shirts given out!! COME ON SQUADDIES, JAM IT IN THEIR EYE!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Yeah! Lets Jam It In Their Eyes!
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  • WWFCBlueWWFCBlue
    edited July 2011
    What do you need to get a shirt hitman? Not that it matters the way Ive done in recent DTDs...
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    What do you need to get a shirt hitman? Not that it matters the way Ive done in recent DTDs...
    Posted by WWFCBlue
    Ed!! Score a point in the DTD league, means TOP TEN!

    Or You can buy a spare for £20, I did have plenty but got low now, not even sure after The Cardiff Carnage, So I will have some more made Defo!!  Think I owe a couple still, defo YG & Splashies & Ibluff wants one too!!


    Get Registered people!! We bit behind this month, but can still save some face!!
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  • GREG_DGREG_D
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    RITE DTD TONIGHT Lets get some Points WON, & some free shirts given out!! COME ON SQUADDIES, JAM IT IN THEIR EYE!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Hi guys....just a quick hello and thanks to all the lads i met in Cardiff....made me feel really welcome and i hope to get back over to the next tourney.Enjoyed the craic(silly irish spelling) with HITMAN(who made me an honoury member),UNCLE PAT(who slagged off just about everyone in the place...great fun), MOHICAN(tells some great stories.......over n over haha), MONKEY(seems to have abit of a foot fetish....was spotted taking photos of some extremely LONG toes if i remember) and DAI BOOT(who i dont really have anything on yet hehe). Anyway,thanks again and hopefully see the gang again sometime soon.......JAM IT IN THEIR EYE!!!!!

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  • monkey123monkey123
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Hi guys....just a quick hello and thanks to all the lads i met in Cardiff....made me feel really welcome and i hope to get back over to the next tourney.Enjoyed the craic(silly irish spelling) with HITMAN(who made me an honoury member),UNCLE PAT(who slagged off just about everyone in the place...great fun), MOHICAN(tells some great stories.......over n over haha), MONKEY(seems to have abit of a foot fetish....was spotted taking photos of some extremely LONG toes if i remember) and DAI BOOT(who i dont really have anything on yet hehe). Anyway,thanks again and hopefully see the gang again sometime soon.......JAM IT IN THEIR EYE!!!!!
    Posted by GREG_D
    ha ha good meeting you too buddy was a great weekend ;0) we are defo the best team hay loooooooool
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  • shipdchipsshipdchips
    edited July 2011
    Great weekend meeting all the Hitsquad and other team members, some really good stories to tell and of course our new team war cry JAM IT IN THEIR EYE nice one Mohican for that one.

    Driving down the motorway at 100 saying jam it their eye was a bit disturbing though lol, uncle pat with numbers was priceless 123456789/10 paddy there is no 10 I foooking know there is no 10 lol still laughing now.

    Also who was that player that knocked out Mohican in the Friday night one I forgot his name because he only told us once lol, I think he was a brummey, have to say this was my first SPT tour event and I can say without any shadow of doubt this wont be my last the sky team were great the banter was super and the best Team of course are the HITSQUAD and lets please try and get everyone of us to these events.

    Thank you for making my weekend great

    Regards

    Andy
                
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    "I hope you have your safety glasses on cos im gonna stick it right in your eye - Im All In" Mohican, 23rd July 2011. Approx. 35 seconds before his exit ;) 
    Posted by dylan12

    LOL !!! Brilliant!! Shame only 3/4 of the Hall heard it!!!

    things starting to come back to me Now!!

    In bar I was chatting all proper, to Colin Golden & his railin mate, [name pls colin??], they were tellin me bout thier scuba diving & a few technicalities etc.... was interestin ............really ..LOL!!

    So I chipped in with ....


    "where do u normally go then lads??"


    The Big fella leant over, imposeingly, and to everyones amusement.... after a pause, let rip with....


    " In the Bloody water, where do ya think!!"



    LOLO,L 1-0, Big man, nice 1!!  well & truly done!!!

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  • MAXMAX123MAXMAX123
    edited July 2011

    DAVE FERRARI: ALIAS  MAXMAX123.

    HI GUYS ,GREAT WEEKEND,I HOPE IM IN THE TEAM ? NEVER DID GET THAT TEE-SHIRT IN THE END.!
     FANTASTIC BANTER,DID ANYONE DRINK MORE THAN UNCLE PAT? ,STILL THERE WERE SOME SIDE EFFECTS,I CAUGHT HIM COMING DOWN THE STEPS IN CASINO,TALKIN TO HIMSELF,SAYING NO NEED TO HAVE HIS 21ST GUINESS OF THE DAY!
     SHIPDNCHIPS,WE HAD A GREAT CRACK,ESPECIALLY ABOUT THAT LITTLE FELLA MAC ,WHO OWNED THE CASINO .HE MUST HAVE TRIAD LINKS ?
     ANYWAY ,WHEN MOHICAN SEES ME HES GONNA JAM IT IN MY EYE !!!!!!  I HAVENT FORGOT I OWE U A DRINK YOU REMINDED ME ENOUGH TIMES!!!
    IM IN TONITE,DO I JUST REGISTER AS NORMAL??

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  • whoareyawhoareya
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : LOL!! Anyone who shouts out loud on this thread, I WANT TO JOIN!!!,   I reckon deserves to go straight in The Hitsquad, LOLOLOL Welcome Comrade Whoareya!!! Form can be sorted later!! Hope u can try the DTD's tournies on monday with us!! Got home bout 4pm from Cardiff. Great to meet everyone, brilliant Company all, got to bed 6am this mornin, so am goin to bed sooon !!!!!!!!!! Will put up some stories tomorra, and I know we got A few New members, including The Casino Owner!!!! Had a kebab at 5.30 this mornin from Cardiff Chip Alley.... I picked up a doner with Salad & Chilli sauce.... Mohican picked up some Chips with cheese & gravy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!!... Sic swans picked up something a whole lot worse!!...............lol
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    nar then dude am having a bit of trouble with application form when i clic on the link it just keeps bringing a picture up!! a very cool picture by the way!! please help me am not the brightest button!!
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  • unbpowerunbpower
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : nar then dude am having a bit of trouble with application form when i clic on the link it just keeps bringing a picture up!! a very cool picture by the way!! please help me am not the brightest button!!
    Posted by whoareya
    THS SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL ALLOWING THIS NUMPTY INTO YOUR TEAM!! GL YOU WILL NEED IT ...........TPT TAKE IT AS RED........ONLY JOKING LUKE GL IN YOUR NEW TEAM AND HOPE TO MEET YOU ON THE TABLES
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  • iBLUFFiBLUFF
    edited July 2011

    I have had one of the worse poker days ever!, not only losing half my bankroll (again) but about 5times today got them all in with only 3outs to hit and boom they hit obv.

    Going to take the mrs out tonight so wont be able to play, so gl all hope we win this one.

    THS,  Jam it in there eye.

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  • whoareyawhoareya
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : THS SCRAPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL ALLOWING THIS NUMPTY INTO YOUR TEAM!! GL YOU WILL NEED IT ...........TPT TAKE IT AS RED........ONLY JOKING LUKE GL IN YOUR NEW TEAM AND HOPE TO MEET YOU ON THE TABLES
    Posted by unbpower
    ooooh its on like donkey kong!!!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : nar then dude am having a bit of trouble with application form when i clic on the link it just keeps bringing a picture up!! a very cool picture by the way!! please help me am not the brightest button!!
    Posted by whoareya
    No prob mate, U & Dave Ferrari & Rosco & GregD are IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    the link is just our logo pic, if ya cut n paste the questions on a new post then go back & edit post to put ya answers in, but dont highlit thee logo if its messin it!!

    Saw dave maxmax123 & Rosco is in the DTD, GL to everyone else who.s playin, bit rushed sry just got in!!

    Welcome to The HitSquad Comrades!!!!

    now go..........


    JAM IT IN THEIR EYE !!!!!!!!!!!

    lol !  

    ps respect opponents & tourney at ALL times!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : +1
    Posted by DaHobbs
    ps, DaHobbs u in too ???
     
    You more than welcome!!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : ps, DaHobbs u in too ???   You more than welcome!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    remember to register on this thread in gen poker chat as well as the tourneys.............

    & put THS or HitSquad behind ya name!!  No team rules just play & enjoy & rail if ya want!! If you runnin well & A SQUADDIE GETS IN YA WAY, jam it in his eye too LololooloL

    Forum DTD Monday 25/07/2011

    posted at 22/7/2011 4:21 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    Posts: 3337
    First: 20/6/2009
    Last: 25/7/2011


         New Weekly Prize Structure below based on runners playing all 3 Tourneys- - -  Last week we had 80 Runners


             50 runners   = Fridays TSP Cassic Entry
     
          75 runners   = Saturdays £22 Open Entry
     
         100 runners  = Thursdays  £33 BH Entry

        
        

      MONDAY FORUM DTD INCLUDING THE JULY LEAGUE

     

    Hi all & welcome to the Forum DTD Last Longer which takes place every Monday & as a Bonus Sky Adam has put up the Prizes for the following Friday




    The structure is 3 Tourneys  lowest score wins (see below) to take part simply post on this thread BEFORE Monday 7-10pm. I will be doing the updates every week now

    Here's how it is going to work.

    Your 3 scores are added together & the lowest wins the Prize

     


    Your score in each tournament will be based on your finishing position.
    So, if you finish 1st, 5th and 92nd your score will be 1 + 5 + 92 = 98

    Please note that in the event of a tie the player with the lowest finishing position in a comp will be deemed the winner

    eg if 2 players both finish on 30 pts and 1 finishes a tourny in 1st & the other 2nd the player finishing in the 1st place will be deemed the winner


      7-15pm Deepstack    buy-in £2-20


                           8-30pm Totty           buy-in £2-20

      7-45pm Deepstack   buy-in £1-10

     



    If you have any questions i will try to answer them on this thread.


       RIGHT THE MONDAY JULY DTD LEAGUE BIT

    As a thank you for the excellent support you all continue to show

    Starting on Monday July 4th

    and running for 4 weeks We will be running a Monthly comp alongside the usual weekly one

    so thats the 4th / 11th /18th /25th July. It won't cost any extra it's a bonus

    Your best 3 scores out of the 4 will be added together and an average score taken

    The player who achieves the lowest average will receive

     

    A FREE ENTRY TO THE SUNDAY SKY ROLLER  (worth £220)

     

    the rules bit.

     

    HAVE FUN THAT IS ALL

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  • harding10harding10
    edited July 2011

    Wife's out, and I'm not good enough to play 3 tables of poker & beat 3 kids into submission at bedtime, so won't be in tonight.

    Might try and play just one, and might appear on the odd rail.

    GL to all Squaddies tonight, run hot!!! THS FTW

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Wife's out, and I'm not good enough to play 3 tables of poker & beat 3 kids into submission at bedtime, so won't be in tonight. Might try and play just one, and might appear on the odd rail. GL to all Squaddies tonight, run hot!!! THS FTW
    Posted by harding10
    ROB!!  Tie the kids up in a tidy bundle & get ya dog to guard them!!

    Then just Crack on!! You defo good enuf mate!!

    & dont let all the cryin put you off your game LOL!!

    GL!!
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  • monkey123monkey123
    edited July 2011
    come on THS

    LETS DO SOME DAMAGE THIS WEEK !!!!!!!!!!
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  • MohicanMohican
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    "I hope you have your safety glasses on cos im gonna stick it right in your eye - Im All In" Mohican, 23rd July 2011. Approx. 35 seconds before his exit ;) 
    Posted by dylan12
    Thanks Dylan but I think it showed exceptional poker craft to get 3x raise to call my 30bb jam when I'm holding AA!!!!!!!!!!! The poker gods must have been pizzing themselves as they jammed a six on the flop in my eye.(I'd imagine a few others around the table were chuckling as the pinkhaired freak shuffled off to moan for a couple of hours about his bad beat!!!!!!)
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  • MohicanMohican
    edited July 2011
    Cracking weekend,cracking company,cracking banter.
    The laughter started as soon as Daiboot turned up at 1730hrs half cut to meet us in the hotel and didn't finish well into the journey home when the events of the weekend were recounted.
    Too many highlights to to discuss them all on the forum but the highlight for me was the 3 Squaddies cashing and the rest of the team railing them on. Well done Diggerman,Shipdchips and Jry
     I'm not double booked for the Grand Final so once I get back home I'm going to do all I can to qualify so we can jam it in the eyes of the other teams at Nottingham.
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    out 13th, 28th, 33rd, should make top ten, 2/3 defo in front of me!! 

    Should make top ten!!
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Thanks Dylan but I think it showed exceptional poker craft to get 3x raise to call my 30bb jam when I'm holding AA!!!!!!!!!!! The poker gods must have been pizzing themselves as they jammed a six on the flop in my eye.(I'd imagine a few others around the table were chuckling as the pinkhaired freak shuffled off to moan for a couple of hours about his bad beat!!!!!!)
    Posted by Mohican
    Chuckling mate, chuckling!! I was pizzing myself!!!
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  • BARBIE59BARBIE59
    edited July 2011
    Had an ok night 2 deep runs 9th and 16th, but the big 156 let us down lol i can feel 3 low scores in the same week comeing soon lol
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited July 2011
    Well done Hitman fantastic effort, cant seem to get any run good at mo in these but playing well so sure it will turn shortly we need to start filling the top 10 spot regain our crown
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  • aiken2001aiken2001
    edited July 2011
    Was a pleasure playing with you lot in the manic turbo sit n go before the evening event (and i thought the turbo charged ones on here where quick but three hands per blind level) and in the £40 game where quote of the night had to be from the taffy sat next to me in response to the hitmans railing of diggerman " Is it cause hes black"

    Tim AKA MR Greedy
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    Here's the top ten from last nite.... & last nite points table!!


    Congrats to Loonytoons for the DTD win, & LYONSBOB06 for his Tourney win!!

    DTD TEAM LEAGUE TABLE !! WEEK 4 [july]

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51                                         19             20          2                 5

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       14             14          0                 4

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           12               6           0                 3

    TEAM POKERTREV                         15               4           0                 2

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  8               0           0                 1

    COMP /                        team

    PLAYER                       points

    7.15

    DP STK

    7.45

    DP STK

    8.30 TOTY

    TOTAL

    POS

    LOONYTOONS                10

    15

    11

    15

    41

    1

    THEDON90                       9

    23

    7

    19

    49

    2

    DRUMAHAIO5                   8

    7

    44

    12

    63

    3

    DUDESKIN8

    43

    19

    7

    69

    4

    HITMAN RV                      6

    33

    28

    13

    74

    5

    ROBBIEROTT                   5

    22

    26

    36

    84

    6

    STOCKY8A1                       4

    29

    13

    47

    89

    7

    CODEX

    82

    4

    18

    104

    8

    IRISHROVER                    2

    61

    37

    10

    108

    9

    TIMEFORBED

    51

    52

    11

    114

    10

     

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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited July 2011
    Way to go HitSquad!!!

    What a weekend that was! Great banter (especially with the guys and gals from TKP), great poker, great venue and awesome team mates! Many thanks to Sky for putting on yet another superb event.

    Congrats to my fellow cashers in the ME, ShipDChips and JRY. Very well played both!

    And thanks for the fantastic (if slightly over the top! lol) rail on the final table! Just a bit disappointed that I couldn't quite jam it right in their eye and take the whole thing down! Damn those poker gods!!! ;)

    Cheers for all the comments guys. Now, bring on the Grand Final at Nottingham!

    HitSquad Forever!
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2011
    FINAL JULY DTD TEAM TABLE !!!

    CONGRATS TEAM51,
     U Certainly.... "JAMMED IT IN OUR EYE"

    JULY DTD TEAM TABLE AFTER 4 WEEKS

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51                                         78            92           4               20

    TEAM POKERTREV                         64            36           1               14

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       44            28           1               11

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                27             21           0                8

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           55               9            2                7



     Special Congrats to Drumahai05 wins July DTD, GL Sunday mate from all !!

    UL & wp to Loonytoons 2nd & krippler 3rd

    Monthly table for July

    Player

    Wk

    1

    Wk

    2

    Wk

    3

    Wk

    4

    Avge

    Pos

    DRUMAHAI05

    153

    *****

    50

    63

    88.67

    1

    LOONYTOONS

    59

    193

    *****

    41

    97.67

    2

    KKRIPPLER

    65

    136

    96

    *****

    99

    3



    ALSO Congrats to OZZIE08 Winnin The Dream team league!!
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  • whoareyawhoareya
    edited July 2011
    HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!


    1,Name.. luke ward.

    2,SEX M/F.. male.

    3,SANE/INSANE.. insane.

    4,Football Team.. Barnsley.

    5,Fav Drink, oranjeboom(its foreign ale)

    6,Special Powers.. psychic..honest.

    7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? buried alive.

    8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners].160/1
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