HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1,Name.. luke ward. 2,SEX M/F.. male. 3,SANE/INSANE.. insane. 4,Football Team.. Barnsley. 5,Fav Drink, oranjeboom(its foreign ale) 6,Special Powers.. psychic..honest. 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? buried alive. 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners].160/1 Posted by whoareya
Welcome to the squad Luke!!!!
PS. Oranjeboom....Oranjeboom......It's a Lager not a Tune!!!!
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Welcome to the squad Luke!!!! PS. Oranjeboom....Oranjeboom......It's a Lager not a Tune!!!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
the pleasures all mine hitman!! oranjeboom... oranjeboom.. i'll be on it soon!!!
Was cruisin bout 6/7 last 10 of Sky Roller last nite, sat wrong side of massive chip leader but had dropped into a Zen-like, state [lol], picking ma spots lookin to ladder to least 8th for bout £350- .......
.........Then this hurt a bit.....But was proud i didna first just shove, then found the fold!!
While ago would have prob got caught either shoving or over-commiting, Or then callin, so am learning LOL
offshoot
Small blind
500.00
500.00
102421.25
gadgerno1
Big blind
1000.00
1500.00
25096.50
Your hole cards
Q
Q
MyZo
Fold
macapaca
Raise
2000.00
3500.00
30729.50
HITMAN_RV
Raise
6000.00
9500.00
16580.00
offshoot
Raise
19000.00
28500.00
83421.25
gadgerno1
All-in
25096.50
53596.50
0.00
macapaca
Fold
HITMAN_RV
Fold
offshoot
Call
6596.50
60193.00
76824.75
offshoot
Show
K
K
gadgerno1
Show
A
A
Flop
4
9
8
Turn
8
River
5
SO AA v KK v QQ!! One of folds said he had PP & woulda hit set !!! LOL
4 hands later The Bubble bubble.........f. mi ole boots!! lol
Mornin!! Was cruisin bout 6/7 last 10 of Sky Roller last nite, sat wromg side of chip leader but had dropped into a Zen-like, state [lol], picking ma spots lookin to ladder to least 8th for bout £350- ....... .........Then this hurt a bit.....But was proud i didna first just shove, then found the fold!! While ago would have prob got caught either shoving , then callin, so am learnig LOL offshoot Small blind 500.00 500.00 102421.25 gadgerno1 Big blind 1000.00 1500.00 25096.50 Your hole cards Q Q MyZo Fold macapaca Raise 2000.00 3500.00 30729.50 HITMAN_RV Raise 6000.00 9500.00 16580.00 offshoot Raise 19000.00 28500.00 83421.25 gadgerno1 All-in 25096.50 53596.50 0.00 macapaca Fold HITMAN_RV Fold offshoot Call 6596.50 60193.00 76824.75 offshoot Show K K gadgerno1 Show A A Flop 4 9 8 Turn 8 River 5 SO AA v KK v QQ!! One of folds said he had PP & woulda hit set !!! LOL 4 hands later The Bubble bubble.........f. mi ole boots!! lol offshoot Big blind 1000.00 1500.00 77324.75 Your hole cards J J gadgerno1 Fold MyZo Fold macapaca Raise 2000.00 3500.00 32229.50 HITMAN_RV All-in 15080.00 18580.00 0.00 offshoot Fold macapaca Call 13580.00 32160.00 18649.50 HITMAN_RV Show J J macapaca Show A Q Flop 2 A 2 Turn 8 River 6 macapaca Win Two Pairs, Aces and 2s 32160.00 Posted by HITMAN_RV
Wow, Great fold i personaly dont think i can make that fold. JJ vs AQ why cant the pair hold up one time:( Also i think the AQ has to fold there for half there stack but hey ho.
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Wow, Great fold i personaly dont think i can make that fold. JJ vs AQ why cant the pair hold up one time:( Also i think the AQ has to fold there for half there stack but hey ho. Posted by iBLUFF
With 100k+ chipleader on ma left, in past think i woulda gambled, or least considered the call, cause of pressure in finding a good spot!! But New Improved Hitman was always folding! Would have been interesting with just One all-in to call....nother storey!
Mi point on the second hand was I dont think it is standard Mo, if roles reversed am defo folding that AQ, could be up gainst any med to good pr, or AK etc, so am not calling off over half ma stack in a race at best!!
Hopefully that is a sign of me sealing some leaks and being less Cavalier!!
1st hand excellent fold so ez to convince yourself to call in this spot wp mate
2nd hand vul im sure your win it soon just need to win flips to win tourneys, i've bubbled it twice from a handful of entries its a killer
Regarding DTD 2 attempts 1 semi for £1.60 coolered KK v JJ on J high flop, then last night bought in direct #poorbankrollmanagementftw very card dead ended up shoving AJ over CO standard raise think they had AK, will hopefully sateilte in again tonight lets hope i run golden. worse comes to worse i may buy in day still anyways im 100% going gonna book up hotel beginning of next week aim to get there friday early eve
Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more; Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead. In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility: But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger; Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood, Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage; Then lend the eye a terrible aspect; Let pry through the portage of the head Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it As fearfully as doth a galled Limp O'erhang and jutty his confounded base, Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean. Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide, Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad. Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof! Fathers that, like so many Alexanders, Have in these parts from morn till even fought And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument: Dishonour not your mothers; now attest That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you. Be copy now to men of grosser blood, And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies, Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here The mettle of your pasture; let us swear That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not; For there is none of you so mean and base, That hath not noble lustre in your eyes. I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips, Straining upon the start. The game's afoot: Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop Cry 'God for Tikay, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
Done my br on this site.. AGAIN my fav was 2pair vs A high all on flop, for runner 10 Q for str8. if im around ill come rail, sry guys hope you enjoy it tho, but i hate the site right now lol!
p.s this is the only site i have lost my br on.. on ps and ft (when it was on) i did well, so now really considering going to ps, and just play monday dtd on here not sure yet tho.
Done my br on this site.. AGAIN my fav was 2pair vs A high all on flop, for runner 10 Q for str8. if im around ill come rail, sry guys hope you enjoy it tho, but i hate the site right now lol! p.s this is the only site i have lost my br on.. on ps and ft (when it was on) i did well, so now really considering going to ps, and just play monday dtd on here not sure yet tho. Posted by iBLUFF
DEEP BREATH......CONSIDER.............RE-FOCUS.........................
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : DEEP BREATH......CONSIDER.............RE-FOCUS......................... AND WIN DTD WITH US COMRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
Honestly, never ran as bad as i do right now. Fell like i should give up poker full stop lol
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Honestly, never ran as bad as i do right now. Fell like i should give up poker full stop lol Posted by iBLUFF
Understand......we all been there.......just relax & enjoy the DTD tonight!!
Let the cards come to you, dont force the issue!!!!
Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!!
In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : QuietMan if u not in a Team u wanna join The HitSquad!!! ????? I forgive u for the other nite LOL!!!! Think about it Mate!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
yeah, ok mate thanks, it'd be an honour to join The Hit Squad.
Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! posted at 1/8/2011 6:04 PM BST on SkyPoker.com Quietman Posts: 167 First: 16/11/2009 Last: 1/8/2011 In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : QuietMan if u not in a Team u wanna join The HitSquad!!! ????? I forgive u for the other nite LOL!!!! Think about it Mate!! Posted by HITMAN_RV yeah, ok mate thanks, it'd be an honour to join The Hit Squad. Posted by HITMAN_RV
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Understand......we all been there.......just relax & enjoy the DTD tonight!! Let the cards come to you, dont force the issue!!!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
Im gonna take jj`s advice and not play here (apart from dtd, which ill be starting next week as im so annoyed atm) as i just dont trust it tbh, i flat sets as i think " oh its sky he obv has 45 for the str8".
Who are ya!!! We want to know LOLOLOL!! Here's the form!! Also I reckon I [& Mohican] made 5/6 new signins, dont be Shy, fill in the Form And achieve FULL SQUADDIE STATUS!!!.... [Sue Kidgirlgy, that means u too & hubby if he wants, & AAron, Dans mate I have Big Plans for u Comrade!!!!!!] HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1,Name............... 2,SEX M/F...............[optional] 3,SANE/INSANE.......... 4,Football Team........ 5,Fav Drink, [or not] 6,Special Powers....[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners] www.skypoker.com/secure/ver1.0/Content/images/store/8/15/2859cdb5-913a-4c7c-af53-c2c04164d1c0.Large.png " alt="" /> ps. Note for Whoareya, What sic swans picked up in the kebab shop at 6am, DEFO, DEFO , wernt for eating!! In fact form the doctors report this mornin, I heard it must have had a bite or Two of HIM!!!! put it this way, i was scared stiff, AND I'M THE HITMAN!! Posted by HITMAN_RV
HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! KIDGIRLGY
1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy
2,SEX M/F. Often - It's the Cleethorpes air
3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs
4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers
5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke
6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman - attracting all the donks
7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? Tikay's PA
8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners] 25/1
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! KIDGIRLGY 1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy 2,SEX M/F. Often - It's the Cleethorpes air 3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs 4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers 5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke 6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman - attracting all the donks 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? Tikay's PA 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners] 25/1 Love Sue xxxxx Posted by kidgirlgy
The Vegas Legend that is Sue, Kidgirlgy migrates to her spiritual home!!!!!!!
In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! KIDGIRLGY 1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy 2,SEX M/F. Often - It's the Cleethorpes air 3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs 4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers 5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke 6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman - attracting all the donks 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? Tikay's PA 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners] 25/1 Love Sue xxxxx Posted by kidgirlgy
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PS. Oranjeboom....Oranjeboom......It's a Lager not a Tune!!!!
....... JAM IT IN MA EYE!!!!!!!!!!!
HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!
1, Name...............
2, SEX M/F...............[optional]
3, SANE/INSANE..........
4, Football Team........
5, Fav Drink, [or not].....
6, Special Powers....
[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad]
7, If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?.....
8, What odds do you think u will be to win the nottingham DTD SPT
[240ish runners]?....
9, Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast after a long day/nite drinking & pokering?.....
Was cruisin bout 6/7 last 10 of Sky Roller last nite, sat wrong side of massive chip leader but had dropped into a Zen-like, state [lol], picking ma spots lookin to ladder to least 8th for bout £350- .......
.........Then this hurt a bit.....But was proud i didna first just shove, then found the fold!!
While ago would have prob got caught either shoving or over-commiting, Or then callin, so am learning LOL
4 hands later The Bubble bubble.........f. mi ole boots!! lol
Also i think the AQ has to fold there for half there stack but hey ho.
Also just bought in direct to SPT Grand Final so I'm going to start a thread for squaddies to update their attendance etc.
Mi point on the second hand was I dont think it is standard Mo, if roles reversed am defo folding that AQ, could be up gainst any med to good pr, or AK etc, so am not calling off over half ma stack in a race at best!!
Hopefully that is a sign of me sealing some leaks and being less Cavalier!!
New Month, lets Start Strong, as we Mean to Go On !!!!
4 + Me in so far.....COME ON SQUADDIES!!!!!!!!!!
1. Dtwbandit (TKP)
2. Emilyegg (THS)
3. Ibluff (THS)
4. Scouse_red (TKP)
5. Drumahai05 (Team51)
6. Loonytoons (Team51)
7. Kiwini4u (TPT)
8. Young gun (THS)
9. Codex
10. Debdobs 67 (Team51)
11. Barbie59 (THS)
12. Jjjach (TPT)
2nd hand vul im sure your win it soon just need to win flips to win tourneys, i've bubbled it twice from a handful of entries its a killer
Regarding DTD 2 attempts 1 semi for £1.60 coolered KK v JJ on J high flop, then last night bought in direct #poorbankrollmanagementftw very card dead ended up shoving AJ over CO standard raise think they had AK, will hopefully sateilte in again tonight lets hope i run golden. worse comes to worse i may buy in day still anyways im 100% going gonna book up hotel beginning of next week aim to get there friday early eve
^^+1
THS FTW!!!
Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of Poker blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise Your Hand with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop
Cry 'God for Tikay, SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'
William Shakespeare & The Hitman
p.s this is the only site i have lost my br on.. on ps and ft (when it was on) i did well, so now really considering going to ps, and just play monday dtd on here not sure yet tho.
AND WIN DTD WITH US COMRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let the cards come to you, dont force the issue!!!!
Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!!
First: 16/11/2009
Last: 1/8/2011
Posted by HITMAN_RV
Nice one, welcome Quietman, see u at the tables
HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! KIDGIRLGY
1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy
2,SEX M/F. Often - It's the Cleethorpes air
3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs
4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers
5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke
6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman - attracting all the donks
7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? Tikay's PA
8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD
[240ish runners] 25/1
Love Sue xxxxx
Welcome Sue, Both I & the squad are honoured!!!!!
now crack that whip and ask hubby too !!!!
look forward to [both] your inputs!!
X
turn 9
river 6
Hope I do you proud. Will try my best and what do I have to do to peoples eyes?
Nite Nite
Sue
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