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  • edited July 2011
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    HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1,Name.. luke ward. 2,SEX M/F.. male. 3,SANE/INSANE.. insane. 4,Football Team.. Barnsley. 5,Fav Drink, oranjeboom(its foreign ale) 6,Special Powers.. psychic..honest. 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? buried alive. 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the cardiff SPT [160 runners].160/1
    Posted by whoareya
    Welcome to the squad Luke!!!!

    PS. Oranjeboom....Oranjeboom......It's a Lager not a Tune!!!!
  • edited July 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Welcome to the squad Luke!!!! PS. Oranjeboom....Oranjeboom......It's a Lager not a Tune!!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    the pleasures all mine hitman!! oranjeboom... oranjeboom.. i'll be on it soon!!!
  • edited July 2011
    Mohican must have come close last nite in DTD semi, was goin well when i went bed, but jus checked final lobby & looks like he missed out, UL MATE!!!
  • edited July 2011
    updated Application form, So NEW SQUADDIES...Fill it in &........
    ....... JAM IT IN MA EYE!!!!!!!!!!!


    HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!


    1,  Name...............

    2,  SEX M/F...............[optional]

    3,  SANE/INSANE..........

    4,  Football Team........

    5,  Fav Drink, [or not].....

    6,  Special Powers....
         [like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad]

    7,   If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would        you rather be?.....

    8,   What odds do you think u will be to win the nottingham DTD SPT
          [240ish runners]?....

    9,   Would you eat Chips, Cheese & Gravy for breakfast after a long   day/nite drinking & pokering?.....
  • edited July 2011
    Mornin!!

    Was cruisin bout 6/7 last 10 of Sky Roller last nite, sat wrong side of massive chip leader but had dropped into a Zen-like, state [lol], picking ma spots lookin to ladder to least 8th for bout £350- .......

    .........Then this hurt a bit.....But was proud i didna first just shove, then found the fold!!

    While ago would have prob got caught either shoving or over-commiting, Or then callin, so am learning LOL
    offshoot Small blind  500.00 500.00 102421.25
    gadgerno1 Big blind  1000.00 1500.00 25096.50
      Your hole cards
    • Q
    • Q
         
    MyZo Fold     
    macapaca Raise  2000.00 3500.00 30729.50
    HITMAN_RV Raise  6000.00 9500.00 16580.00
    offshoot Raise  19000.00 28500.00 83421.25
    gadgerno1 All-in  25096.50 53596.50 0.00
    macapaca Fold     
    HITMAN_RV Fold     
    offshoot Call  6596.50 60193.00 76824.75
    offshoot Show
    • K
    • K
       
    gadgerno1 Show
    • A
    • A
       
    Flop
       
    • 4
    • 9
    • 8
         
    Turn
       
    • 8
         
    River
       
    • 5
         
    SO AA v KK v QQ!!  One of folds said he had PP & woulda hit set !!! LOL


    4 hands later The Bubble bubble.........f. mi ole boots!!   lol
    offshoot Big blind  1000.00 1500.00 77324.75
      Your hole cards
    • J
    • J
         
    gadgerno1 Fold     
    MyZo Fold     
    macapaca Raise  2000.00 3500.00 32229.50
    HITMAN_RV All-in  15080.00 18580.00 0.00
    offshoot Fold     
    macapaca Call  13580.00 32160.00 18649.50
    HITMAN_RV Show
    • J
    • J
       
    macapaca Show
    • A
    • Q
       
    Flop
       
    • 2
    • A
    • 2
         
    Turn
       
    • 8
         
    River
       
    • 6
         
    macapaca Win Two Pairs, Aces and 2s 32160.00
  • edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Mornin!! Was cruisin bout 6/7 last 10 of Sky Roller last nite, sat wromg side of chip leader but had dropped into a Zen-like, state [lol], picking ma spots lookin to ladder to least 8th for bout £350- ....... .........Then this hurt a bit.....But was proud i didna first just shove, then found the fold!! While ago would have prob got caught either shoving , then callin, so am learnig LOL offshoot Small blind   500.00 500.00 102421.25 gadgerno1 Big blind   1000.00 1500.00 25096.50   Your hole cards Q Q       MyZo Fold         macapaca Raise   2000.00 3500.00 30729.50 HITMAN_RV Raise   6000.00 9500.00 16580.00 offshoot Raise   19000.00 28500.00 83421.25 gadgerno1 All-in   25096.50 53596.50 0.00 macapaca Fold         HITMAN_RV Fold         offshoot Call   6596.50 60193.00 76824.75 offshoot Show K K       gadgerno1 Show A A       Flop     4 9 8       Turn     8       River     5       SO AA v KK v QQ!!  One of folds said he had PP & woulda hit set !!! LOL 4 hands later The Bubble bubble.........f. mi ole boots!!   lol offshoot Big blind   1000.00 1500.00 77324.75   Your hole cards J J       gadgerno1 Fold         MyZo Fold         macapaca Raise   2000.00 3500.00 32229.50 HITMAN_RV All-in   15080.00 18580.00 0.00 offshoot Fold         macapaca Call   13580.00 32160.00 18649.50 HITMAN_RV Show J J       macapaca Show A Q       Flop     2 A 2       Turn     8       River     6       macapaca Win Two Pairs, Aces and 2s 32160.00
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Wow, Great fold i personaly dont think i can make that fold. JJ vs AQ why cant the pair hold up one time:(
    Also i think the AQ has to fold there for half there stack but hey ho.
  • edited July 2011
    First hand is an easy fold. Second is just standard.

    Also just bought in direct to SPT Grand Final so I'm going to start a thread for squaddies to update their attendance etc.

  • edited July 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Wow, Great fold i personaly dont think i can make that fold. JJ vs AQ why cant the pair hold up one time:( Also i think the AQ has to fold there for half there stack but hey ho.
    Posted by iBLUFF
    With 100k+ chipleader on ma left, in past think i woulda gambled, or least considered the call, cause of pressure in finding a good spot!! But New Improved Hitman was always folding! Would have been interesting with just One all-in to call....nother storey!

    Mi point on the second hand was I dont think it is standard Mo, if roles reversed am defo folding that AQ, could be up gainst any med to good pr, or AK etc, so am not calling off over half ma stack in a race at best!!

    Hopefully that is a sign of me sealing some leaks and being less Cavalier!!
  • edited July 2011
    Forum DTD in the lobby!!!

    New Month, lets Start Strong, as we Mean to Go On !!!!

    4 + Me in so far.....COME ON SQUADDIES!!!!!!!!!!

    1.  Dtwbandit              (TKP)
      2.  Emilyegg               (THS)
      3.  Ibluff                     (THS)
      4. Scouse_red            (TKP)
      5. Drumahai05           (Team51)
      6. Loonytoons            (Team51)
      7. Kiwini4u                 (TPT)
      8. Young gun              (THS)
      9. Codex
    10. Debdobs 67            (Team51)
    11. Barbie59                (THS)
    12. Jjjach                     (TPT)
  • edited July 2011
    1st hand excellent fold so ez to convince yourself to call in this spot wp mate

    2nd hand vul im sure your win it soon just need to win flips to win tourneys, i've bubbled it twice from a handful of entries its a killer

    Regarding DTD 2 attempts 1 semi for £1.60 coolered KK v JJ on J high flop, then last night bought in direct #poorbankrollmanagementftw very card dead ended up shoving AJ over CO standard raise think they had AK, will hopefully sateilte in again tonight lets hope i run golden. worse comes to worse i may buy in day still anyways im 100% going gonna book up hotel beginning of next week aim to get there friday early eve
  • edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Forum DTD in the lobby!!! New Month, lets Start Strong, as we Mean to Go On !!!! 4 + Me in so far.....COME ON SQUADDIES!!!!!!!!!! 1.  Dtwbandit              ( TKP )   2.  Emilyegg               ( THS )   3.  Ibluff                     ( THS )   4. Scouse_red            ( TKP )   5. Drumahai05           ( Team51 )   6. Loonytoons            ( Team51 )   7. Kiwini4u                 ( TPT )   8. Young gun              ( THS )   9. Codex 10. Debdobs 67            ( Team51 ) 11. Barbie59                ( THS ) 12. Jjjach                     ( TPT )
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    New month, new start. Now lets go jam it in there eye.
  • edited July 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : New month, new start. Now lets go jam it in there eye.
    Posted by iBLUFF

    ^^+1

    THS FTW!!!
  • edited July 2011
    INSPIRATION!!!!

    Once more unto the Baize , dear , Comrades once more;
    Or close the wall up with our HitSquad dead.
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
    As modest stillness and humility:
    But when the blast of Poker  blows in our ears,
    Then imitate the action of the tiger;
    Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
    Disguise Your Hand  with hard-favour'd rage;
    Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
    Let pry through the portage of the head
    Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
    As fearfully as doth a galled Limp
    O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
    Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
    Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
    Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
    To his full height. On, on, you noblest HitSquad.
    Whose blood is fet from fathers that be Bluff-proof!
    Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
    Have in these parts from morn till even fought
    And sheathed their Pocket Pairs for lack of argument:
    Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
    That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
    Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
    And teach them how to  RAISE And you, good Squaddies,
    Whose limbs were, made on SkyPoker show us here
    The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
    That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
    For there is none of you so mean and base,
    That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
    I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
    Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
    Follow your spirit, and upon this Flop
    Cry 'God for Tikay,
    SkyPoker, and The HitSquad!'

    William Shakespeare & The Hitman

  • edited August 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : New month, new start. Now lets go jam it in there eye.
    Posted by iBLUFF

    +1
  • edited August 2011
    Done my br on this site.. AGAIN my fav was 2pair vs A high all on flop, for runner 10 Q for str8. if im around ill come rail, sry guys hope you enjoy it tho, but i hate the site right now lol!

    p.s this is the only site i have lost my br on.. on ps and ft (when it was on) i did well, so now really considering going to ps, and just play monday dtd on here not sure yet tho.
  • edited August 2011
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    Done my br on this site.. AGAIN my fav was 2pair vs A high all on flop, for runner 10 Q for str8. if im around ill come rail, sry guys hope you enjoy it tho, but i hate the site right now lol! p.s this is the only site i have lost my br on.. on ps and ft (when it was on) i did well, so now really considering going to ps, and just play monday dtd on here not sure yet tho.
    Posted by iBLUFF
    DEEP BREATH......CONSIDER.............RE-FOCUS.........................

    AND WIN DTD WITH US COMRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • edited August 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : DEEP BREATH......CONSIDER.............RE-FOCUS......................... AND WIN DTD WITH US COMRADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Honestly, never ran as bad as i do right now. Fell like i should give up poker full stop lol
  • edited August 2011
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    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Honestly, never ran as bad as i do right now. Fell like i should give up poker full stop lol
    Posted by iBLUFF
    Understand......we all been there.......just relax & enjoy the DTD tonight!!

    Let the cards come to you, dont force the issue!!!!
  • edited August 2011

    Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!!

    posted at 1/8/2011 6:04 PM BST on SkyPoker.com
    Posts: 167
    First: 16/11/2009
    Last: 1/8/2011
    In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : QuietMan if u not in a Team u wanna join The HitSquad!!! ????? I forgive u for the other nite LOL!!!! Think about it Mate!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV


    yeah, ok mate thanks, it'd be an honour to join The Hit Squad.
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! posted at 1/8/2011 6:04 PM BST on SkyPoker.com Quietman Posts: 167 First: 16/11/2009 Last: 1/8/2011 In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : In Response to Re: DTD FANTASY LEAGUE DREAM TEAM ***** REMARKABLY WE HAVE HIT 75 TEAMS SO TO BE FAIR WE WILL ACCEPT NEW TEAM ENTRIES UP UNTIL 1914 HRS TONIGHT ***** SPREAD THE WORD - LET'S GET THIS UP TO 100 TEAMS!!!!!!! : QuietMan if u not in a Team u wanna join The HitSquad!!! ????? I forgive u for the other nite LOL!!!! Think about it Mate!! Posted by HITMAN_RV yeah, ok mate thanks, it'd be an honour to join The Hit Squad.
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    Nice one, welcome Quietman, see u at the tables :)
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Understand......we all been there.......just relax & enjoy the DTD tonight!! Let the cards come to you, dont force the issue!!!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV
    Im gonna take jj`s advice and not play here (apart from dtd, which ill be starting next week as im so annoyed atm) as i just dont trust it tbh, i flat sets as i think " oh its sky he obv has 45 for the str8".
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : Nice one, welcome Quietman, see u at the tables :)
    Posted by lisar83
    Welcome Quietman
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    Who are ya!!! We want to know LOLOLOL!!  Here's the form!! Also I reckon I [& Mohican] made 5/6 new signins, dont be Shy, fill in the Form And achieve FULL SQUADDIE STATUS!!!.... [Sue Kidgirlgy, that means u too & hubby if he wants, & AAron, Dans mate I have Big Plans for u Comrade!!!!!!] HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!! 1,Name............... 2,SEX M/F...............[optional] 3,SANE/INSANE.......... 4,Football Team........ 5,Fav Drink, [or not] 6,Special Powers....[like the X-Men, what could you add to The HitSquad] 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be? 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners] www.skypoker.com/secure/ver1.0/Content/images/store/8/15/2859cdb5-913a-4c7c-af53-c2c04164d1c0.Large.png " alt="" /> ps. Note for Whoareya, What sic swans picked up in the kebab shop at 6am, DEFO, DEFO , wernt for eating!! In fact form the doctors report this mornin, I heard it must have had a bite or Two of HIM!!!! put it this way, i was scared stiff, AND I'M THE HITMAN!!
    Posted by HITMAN_RV

    HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!   KIDGIRLGY


    1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy

    2,SEX M/F. Often   - It's the Cleethorpes air

    3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs

    4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers

    5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke

    6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman  - attracting all the donks

    7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?  Tikay's PA

    8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD
    [240ish runners]  25/1

    Love Sue  xxxxx

  • edited August 2011
    Welcome new squaddies may you run Golden and Jam it in there eye.
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!   KIDGIRLGY 1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy 2,SEX M/F. Often   - It's the Cleethorpes air 3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs 4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers 5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke 6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman  - attracting all the donks 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?  Tikay's PA 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners]  25/1 Love Sue  xxxxx
    Posted by kidgirlgy
    The Vegas Legend that is Sue, Kidgirlgy migrates to her spiritual home!!!!!!!

    Welcome Sue, Both I & the squad are honoured!!!!!

    now crack that whip and ask hubby too !!!!  

    look forward to [both] your inputs!!

    X
  • edited August 2011
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!!:
    In Response to Re: HitSquad HotNews!!!!!!!! : HITSQUAD APPLICATION FORM!!!!   KIDGIRLGY 1,Name..Sue Norsden AKA Kidgirlgy 2,SEX M/F. Often   - It's the Cleethorpes air 3,SANE/INSANE. As a box of frogs 4,Football Team..... Hull City comon the Tigers 5,Fav Drink, Tia Maria & Coke 6,Special Powers.... Magneto Woman  - attracting all the donks 7,If you were not a member of the Famous HitSquad what would you rather be?  Tikay's PA 8, What odds do you think u will be to win the Nottingham DTD [240ish runners]  25/1 Love Sue  xxxxx
    Posted by kidgirlgy
    Welcome to the Squad Sue :)
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  • edited August 2011
    Out of the Totty, tilted and short in the others. Last hand: A8 all in on 872 flop v 55
    turn 9
    river 6

    /gg me
  • edited August 2011

    welcome to the squad sue
    run well and keep well

                   RAB ;-)
  • edited August 2011
    Hi Big Hitters

    Hope I do you proud.  Will try my best and what do I have to do to peoples eyes?

    Nite Nite

    Sue

    XX


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