HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT

loonytoons

3. Drive him to suicide by watching come dine with me several times a day every darn day!!!!

loonytoons

For equality reasons (and to prove to you ladies i am not sexist lol) i've decided to start this thread to redress the 'wives' thread

I have a couple to start the ball rolling :-

1. Wives could bore their husbands to death with tales of PMT, Period pains, and household chores and general inane problems that husbands find 'interesting'

2. Wives could nag their husbands to death with 'lifes priorities' like putting up shelves, or mowing the lawn.

One warning though ladies, these murder techniques sometimes  leave evidence such as a bruised forehead when the husband keeps banging his head off of the walls so its best to do these over a long period of time, such as your whole marriage lol.

ANY MORE IDEAS? - COME ON GIRLS DO YOUR WORST!

67Bhoys

Wives could write him a to do list that is so long that the Andrex puppy would struggle with it.  He would die naturally off old age before reaching the end of it.

paige55

now let me have a think on this one, i change my mind so often it may take a while,see you soon and watch your backs i could be right behind you. im still thinking,wait i got it,heck im still thinking.logdon where are you

paige55

im still thinking,yes i got it. no im still thinking,all this thinking has got me thinking

spornybol

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

im still thinking,yes i got it. no im still thinking,all this thinking has got me thinking
Posted by paige55

well it`s not killing me but it is putting me to sleep,

paige55

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT : well it`s not killing me but it is putting me to sleep,
Posted by spornybol

ITS A START JUST THE BEGINNING OF THE END FOR YOU

paige55

no im still thinking,think i may have to think some more,now what was the question,are yes i will have to re think my thinking on this one,if i think long enough about thinking about thinking i may put you all to sleep then i can make my move,i will have to think this through,just wondering am i thinking enough

67Bhoys

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

no im still thinking,think i may have to think some more,now what was the question,are yes i will have to re think my thinking on this one,if i think long enough about thinking about thinking i may put you all to sleep then i can make my move,i will have to think this through,just wondering am i thinking enough
Posted by paige55

I think your thinking that your thinking enough is sufficient thinking for thinking about thinking

paige55

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT : I think your thinking that your thinking enough is sufficient thinking for thinking about thinking
Posted by 67Bhoys

BUT ARE YOU A SLEEP YET

67Bhoys

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT : BUT ARE YOU A SLEEP YET
Posted by paige55

Yes, but I've got 1 eye open

paige55

i no spornybol is a sleep are the rest of you cause slasher Freddy is on his way ha ha ha,evil me sending him sleep well all you husband,s

paige55

HA,HA, FREDDY HAS GOT YOU ALL, YOU DID NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THE PAIGE, SHE WIN,S HA,HA, HA, AND DONT THINK ONE EYE OPEN WILL HELP YOU, IM WATCHING ALWAYS, JUST FOR YOU TO FALL A SLEEP, HA,HA ,HA.DREAM AWAY MY FRIENDS TO NIGHT CAUSE IM COMING TO GET YOU, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID

loonytoons

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HA,HA, FREDDY HAS GOT YOU ALL, YOU DID NOT TAKE ANY NOTICE OF THE PAIGE, SHE WIN,S HA,HA, HA, AND DONT THINK ONE EYE OPEN WILL HELP YOU, IM WATCHING ALWAYS, JUST FOR YOU TO FALL A SLEEP, HA,HA ,HA.DREAM AWAY MY FRIENDS TO NIGHT CAUSE IM COMING TO GET YOU, BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID
Posted by paige55

ha ha, not so fast, im now taking one of those hundreds of pills that you ladies take for every minor or imagined illnesses and pains that you seem to have for half your life, i just hope it only keeps me awake and i dont start growing breasts, it is the green tablet innit?

logdon

 You tell him he is useless in bed and needs to get fit ....you buy him a exercise machine with a Formula One engine and tell him .... take no notice of what the doctor said about your poor heart condition you need to exercise ten times a day. Go for the burn.! 

paige55

SORRY LOONYTOONS, YOU WILL TURN IN TO THE JOLLY GREEN GIANT IF YOU TAKE THEM PILLS HA,HA,HA,

loonytoons

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

 You tell him he is useless in bed and needs to get fit ....you buy him a exercise machine with a Formula One engine and tell him .... take no notice of what the doctor said about your poor heart condition you need to exercise ten times a day. Go for the burn.! 
Posted by logdon

How can he be useless in bed, and why does he need to get fit, i mean sleeping isn't that difficult to accomplish?

paige55

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

 You tell him he is useless in bed and needs to get fit ....you buy him a exercise machine with a Formula One engine and tell him .... take no notice of what the doctor said about your poor heart condition you need to exercise ten times a day. Go for the burn.! 
Posted by logdon

my logdon is here :):) i was thinking to much with out you, but i can still keep thinking, what do you think my logdon :):)

paige55

loonytoons is now the jolly green giant

logdon

You say  ........ "love of my life," you need a hobby to keep you occupied during the long winter evenings,  so you buy him five Snake's all poisonous and tell him their harmless.  What?

loonytoons

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You say  ........ "love of my life," you need a hobby to keep you occupied during the long winter evenings,  so you buy him five Snake's all poisonous and tell him their harmless.  What?
Posted by logdon

So true, you ladies who speak with forked tongue!

logdon

There is always the NUT crackers.?

paige55

ha, ha, ha, loonytoons green is not your colour, or is it

logdon

A man without his KPs is Dead.!

paige55

im about to commit murder,but i will not say if it is my husband or my lover green is the colour, football is the game :):):)

paige55

back to thinking,thinking is good green is a colour, do i like, no think not ,but loonytoons i may fall in love  with  you. yes im in love with loonytoons,your safe:):):)

logdon

Chardonnay marvelous stuff.?

logdon

You invite Hubby to set a new World record for Treading water in the Atlantic Ocean. Then tell him to hang on while you nip back to harbour to get more fuel.  "Could happen".?

paige55

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You invite Hubby to set a new World record for Treading water in the Atlantic Ocean. Then tell him to hang on while you nip back to harbour to get more fuel.  "Could happen".?
Posted by logdon

please stop logdon i can not stop laughing xxx

paige55

what would i do with out my dear logdon xxxxx

67Bhoys

In Response to Re: HOW TO MURDER YOUR HUSBAND AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT:

You say  ........ "love of my life," you need a hobby to keep you occupied during the long winter evenings,  so you buy him five Snake's all poisonous and tell him their harmless.  What?
Posted by logdon

I already have a dangerous snake!!!