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"Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary"

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  • JingleMaJingleMa
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Reminded me of this link.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0 I've posted it before but it's still funny. Where is Bumble this series btw? He tweeted that his services "Weren't required". I know it's not a Sky production, but how can he be surplus to requirements yet Nick Knight gets the gig? "I thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" Poddington.....Just 1 more day of cricket to put up with! .....Until nxt week.  Howzat?
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Lol, brilliant stuff - "I didn't know Mullally was on tour".
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  • JingleMaJingleMa
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Reminded me of this link.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTpB3bAGrI0 I've posted it before but it's still funny. Where is Bumble this series btw? He tweeted that his services "Weren't required". I know it's not a Sky production, but how can he be surplus to requirements yet Nick Knight gets the gig? "I thinkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" Poddington.....Just 1 more day of cricket to put up with! .....Until nxt week.  Howzat?
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    No idea why Bumble aint out there - seems strange that ODI specialist Knight is doing the test series ahead of him. Would be like the Aussies having Bevan instead of Langer.

    Here's hoping Eng are still batting when I wake up!
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  • EvilPinguEvilPingu
    edited March 2012
    Turned the telly on just in time to see the inevitable collapse, sigh...

    Finn/Tredwell and Bresnan in for Patel and Broad if Broad isn't fit for the 2nd test IMO.
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited March 2012
    Sigh, got in such a great position too. Must have been odds on favourites at 1 point. 

    Bit of run bad with the Short Leg catch (no way am I giving that guy credit for a brilliant catch). Fair enough he deserves credit for being brave, but how lucky was that.

    I think we missed a trick not promoting Swann up the order. Not a re-active comment, I did say this last night, he should be sent in with license to play shots if it got tense. Kinda like a freeroll, a quick 25/30 can take the game away from Sri Lanka.

    Before the start of our first innings yesterday I tweeted the following.....



    England to be 200-4 then make a mess of it. #prediction

     

    Nailed the prediction, just a shame we couldn't nail the run chase! :(

     

    Great test match though, it's a shame it's only a 2 match series!!!!! What's the point, really? Gotta be 3 ........

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    Turned the telly on just in time to see the inevitable collapse, sigh... Finn/Tredwell and Bresnan in for Patel and Broad if Broad isn't fit for the 2nd test IMO.
    Posted by EvilPingu
    Pingu, you must retract this statement. 

    I cannot take anyone who thinks James Tredwell is a Test Match cricketer seriously!!!!!!

    You weren't being serious, were you ????
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  • JingleMaJingleMa
    edited March 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : Pingu, you must retract this statement.  I cannot take anyone who thinks James Tredwell is a Test Match cricketer seriously!!!!!! You weren't being serious, were you ????
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Sighage... (WHY do they give us hope??)

    Tredders will do a good honest job if nothing else, and look how far that got Herath!

    However, he'll be bowling to SL in their back yard and he is right-arm orthodox without the "other one" in his locker, so is unlikely to pose any tricky questions.

    Bressers in4me if Broad is unfit.
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  • pod1pod1
    edited March 2012
    are they eating cucumber sanrnies now? when do they come out for 2nd half? more importantly does the gp season start this weekend !!
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  • jimbob1235jimbob1235
    edited April 2012
    Sorry for the late reply Dohhhhhh, yeah got referred to you by a fellow squaddie, heard you were the guru of HU hyper's! Still waiting for this reply mind, too busy smashing people about the hyper's i take it lol!

    DTD tonight  lads, get amongst it!
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited April 2012
    ^^^ I wouldnt worry jimbob, its standard to wait that long for a reply!

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    I'm making a return to hypers for April and I'm going to post my results on here. Hopefully it'll spur JJ on to grind and post more on here too.

    I'm a losing player in HU sngs, so I'd be happy with any profit this month.

    I'll be playing £3.15 hypers. Heres how April has gone so far.

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    Everyone knows by now whats been happening if the diary drops off the front page. sighhhh :(

    Gonna be @ the 3's w/ u splashies if this week/end doesn't go well!

    Friday night, ridonkulous drunken 200nl HU shot, obviously got crushed, as I always do when I play someone even half decent.

    Having said that though the guy that beat me was playing £5/10 HU last night. Expert game selection as usual.

    It's hard to game select when nobody sitting @ a HU table will play me though. 

    I don't think these people realise that I only play cash HU when I'm either a) tilting, or b) too drunk. I would never do it if I was thinking straight. But still they insta sit-out? I blame them for tilting me even more, then eventually the guy that plays me has me on life tilt! grrrrr.

    Didn't lose 'that' much, as I'd had a good day until then including a couple of speed MTT wins, just a few HU sngs tilted me.

    Played Sunday too, not alot happened. Tiny win. dc'd 3 handed in an MTT when I had just been dealt aces. Had just made the money, with 100/60/40 payouts. I got back on when the tourny had finished, luckily the other 2 guys clashed and I got 2nd. Could've been worse.......

    Think I'm also playing this afternoon, don't really wanna as It will mean I've played/drank 3 of the last 5 days, but for weekend routine purposes I kinda have to (or have 3 days off).

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    Woke up naturally @ 5.05am this morning for the cricket. It's weird how that happens, no alarm or anything. 

    Fell asleep after Jimmys 'standard' new ball rampage @ drinks before dinner, and it seems it's been slow going since then.

    If we can't score 400 in the 1st innings on this wicket, we never will! 

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    Jim gonna literally reply as soon as I post this! Sorry about the delay, hadn't forgot though, I just didn't remember either :P

    **DONE** ^^^^^



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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    On any other tour, we'd be delighted with that result after day 1. It's just this time evryone seems to think we need to get 20 wickets for <400 to have a chance of winning the test match!

    I still have huge faith in our batsmen though, assuming they play the 'right way' (My 'right way' and Bob Willis' 'right way' are completely different)

    But he's a plonker who's strides are always 4 sizes too small for him.

    Good job he's got long socks!

    IPL starting this week, anyone bothered about that?

    I had a look @ the squads yesterday and like the look of Bangalore at a decent price.

    Gayle
    Dilshan
    De Villiers
    Kohli

    ^^^^ That's gotta be the best top 4 in the competition?

    They also have Tiwary.....

    Bowlers....

    Zaheer
    Nannes
    Vettori
    Murali

    They're only allowed to play 4 foreigners, but that squad is very impressive imo.

    Kohli and De Villiars possibly the 2 best T20 middle order batsmen in the World. 

    Will have £20 on them @ 11/2, and maybe abit more if today goes well. They don't play until the weekend so might leave it and see if they drift after the early games, hopefully some impressive early performances. 


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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited April 2012
    This is getting boringments with too much cricketments sort it outaments!!!!!!!!!
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    This is getting boringments with too much cricketments sort it outaments!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    +20
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  • EvilPinguEvilPingu
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    This is getting boringments with too much cricketments sort it outaments!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN
    + 14.1 - 4 - 48 - 3...

    More cricket plz.
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  • Poker_FailPoker_Fail
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary" : + 14.1 - 4 - 48 - 3... More cricket plz.
    Posted by EvilPingu
    Fold, cricket sucksss
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    Tough crowd. 

    Will try some poker then! Mental session, neverevereverever run that bad! (first half of it anyway)

    It's quite scary, I always thought my ROI might be flattering even though it was over quite a big sample.....

    Never seen varience like last night before, hope it was a 1 off.

    Still managed to bag a 10% ROI tho :)

    (crickets going well btw)

    Done abit of art work today!

    Graph


    Went through an epic spell of 12 consecutive £21 wins.....

    And overall session results were still quite modest, so shows what a mess I'd got myself in.

    It's a shame about the £10.50 loss in the middle of the streak :(


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    Btw, I'm on 850 points after only 3 days of the month.

    My highest ever total is 5k!!!

    Must be a record start........
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited April 2012
    Good comeback! Nice run of wins. Not quite as good as my 15 in row :P

    Cricket going well too :)
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited April 2012
    Very nice streak Doh and very interesting graph, the joys of Hypers I guess. But can't complain too much with a 10% ROI at such a high variance format
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited April 2012
    Hey Doh, posted up a thread about the difference between 2man HU and 4man HU, would like to hear your views
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  • ACEGOONERACEGOONER
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    This is getting boringments with too much cricketments sort it outaments!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by YOUNG_GUN

    Perhaps thats because cricket is a thinking mans game ;).



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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited April 2012
    Nice work JJ

    Was that 11 quid loss to me? I hope it was :)
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited April 2012
    Another update from me. Well what can i say!? Had an epic start to the £3 hypers this month. Not sure how long it will last.

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    And the cricket is going very well! Very impressed with Cook, immense staying power. More of the same tomorrow!
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited April 2012
    Cricket eh.... so what's Beefy* scored?

    Just trying to get involved...




    * actually these days he's into fish.
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  • pod1pod1
    edited April 2012
    whats your thinking on the masters mate, do you think tiger and the paddy, at the end or an outsider?
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    whats your thinking on the masters mate, do you think tiger and the paddy, at the end or an outsider?
    Posted by pod1
    No idea with golf Pod-laaaaaa, not very clued up on it tbh always seems abit of a lottery as so many can win. 

    Just like to see Europeans go well, so yesterday was a good day to watch, when they eventually started showing some golf.

    When Tiger was on fire and winning every tournament I never used to like him, it got boring. But would be great to see him make a comeback now after all the stick he's had.

    I don't even get why he turned so rubbish? Just coz he cheated on his missus? How does that effect his golf??? 

    Anyway tonnes of people I'd like to see win it, as long as it isn't some boring American like Cink/Toms/Mickleson/Johnson etc!


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  • pod1pod1
    edited April 2012
    must admit got a soft spot for westwood, plz plz dont choke. as for woods i would love to see him win this and stick it in the eye of the doubters. 
    today i will be filling a hole with scalpings and then spraying my new ar se end of my my bike. moto gp starts soon, now theres a sport full of nutters!!
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  • barnsiebarnsie
    edited April 2012
    how is mickleson a boring yank?

    has gambled away more than anybody on this forum would earn in a lifetime, has battled lots of personal issues with family e.t.c and has the best natural short game ever

    reasons for woods demise are mainly attirbuted to him completley changing his swing which is pretty major, even yesterday he mentioned how his previous "motor" patterns kicked in and he reverted to his previous swing.

    it is a testamony to him to play as well as he does whilst in the middle of a complete revamp.


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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: "Sit & DOHHHHHHH Diary":
    how is mickleson a boring yank? has gambled away more than anybody on this forum would earn in a lifetime, has battled lots of personal issues with family e.t.c and has the best natural short game ever reasons for woods demise are mainly attirbuted to him completley changing his swing which is pretty major, even yesterday he mentioned how his previous "motor" patterns kicked in and he reverted to his previous swing. it is a testamony to him to play as well as he does whilst in the middle of a complete revamp.
    Posted by barnsie
    Well him winning wouldn't be anything new.....

    Would be a 'boring' result imo, not a massive golf fan, but with most sports I don't 'follow' closely, I like to see home grown players and/or underdogs win. 

    That's why I'm now a Tiger fan when previously I wanted anyone to win but him. 

    Westwood winning would be the ideal result, English, good bloke, he's from Worksop which is just down the road from me, and he's in my fantasy masters team!

    Any of the Europeans from yest, Jiminez, Molinari, Stenson, Hansen etc, it would be a really great Sunday if 1 of those made the final group!

    I'd like to see any one of like 80% of the field win, just anyone but a boring American Ryder Cup player! yawwwwn. 



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  • ALFIE123ALFIE123
    edited April 2012
    To fair Dohhhhhh i agree with with you regards the Yanks being boring but Mickelson and Woods when they are not at their best and abit wayward off the tee they are good to watch. What does annoy me tho is the cameras always follow them even if they are way off the pace like yesterday when Leftie was +4.

    Would be good to see Westwood win but just dont think he can put together 4 good rounds. If his putter works he will be in the mix come Sunday afternoon. His putting is shocking compared to the rest of top golfers
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited April 2012
    April Update:

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    After the great start i had, i've been brought back down to Earth with a bump. I'm still happy with the overall roi for the month. I should get some decent volume in tomorrow too.
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