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The Donisms. lol

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited December 2011


    "Had a pm with advice about my de-hydration issue."
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited December 2011

    "sky is rigged in general"

    sigh :(
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited December 2011
    Why are you playing nl50!! ' i am bored and tired'

    makes sense lol via twitter
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  • delaney09delaney09
    edited December 2011
    Don says
    ah
    haha i love bluffing
    creates so much talk
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited December 2011
    after entering a 1 quid hilo mtt

    "i just remembered its plo i can play not plo8 - plonker don lol"
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited February 2012
    Had to bump the thread for this beauty....

    This afto Don spewed his roll on UJIPT Nott's sats, but to his credit he made the £110 sat tonight.

    He took a pretty sik beat, with an over pair v an up n down straight draw all in on the turn.

    As usual he was disappointed.

    This convo followed.........

    ------------------------------------------------------

    Don says:
     i should have been on 23k in tht tourny by the f****** break 
     but the nretards get lucky as always

    ✞ A s h l e' y D e' l a' n e' y....10 ✞ says:
     well what you gonna do now then if you quit 4nl and quit mtts ?

    Don says:
     figure out how to get paid to play football manager
     stick to summit that isnt f****** rigged



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  • NColleyNColley
    edited February 2012
    LOL, Don has comedy value going for him, if nothing else atm.
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN
    edited February 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    LOL, Don has comedy value going for him, if nothing else atm.
    Posted by NColley
    PMSL
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited February 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    Had to bump the thread for this beauty.... This afto Don spewed his roll on UJIPT Nott's sats, but to his credit he made the £110 sat tonight. He took a pretty sik beat, with an over pair v an up n down straight draw all in on the turn. As usual he was disappointed. This convo followed......... ------------------------------------------------------ Don says:  i should have been on 23k in tht tourny by the f****** break   but the nretards get lucky as always ✞ A s h l e' y D e' l a' n e' y....10 ✞ says:  well what you gonna do now then if you quit 4nl and quit mtts ? Don says:  figure out how to get paid to play football manager  stick to summit that isnt f****** rigged
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    what u didnt tell them is i flopped the nuts the exact hand before n got done over by a guy on a gutshot.

    And that the guy called his full stack off on the turn and a pot bet on the river with his draw o a flushing and paired board.

    Full story JJ.

    Anyways good bye and good night sick of being a laughing stock
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited February 2012

    People don't enjoy reading full storys, especially when they are constantly bad beat stories.

    T'was all about the Donism ;)


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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited February 2012


    "My standard raise in pub poker leagues is 10x. Usually gets about 2 callers. But i only do this with a majorly tight range"
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  • pod1pod1
    edited February 2012
    beat me to it jj, lol
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  • Dudeskin8Dudeskin8
    edited March 2012
    "Daytime sats are better for me because im a lazy bum however i rekon 7pm ones would fill out much better"
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited April 2012
    In the middle of a heated debate after Don lost an all in with the best hand, and was cursing his luck etc as usual, he came out with this beauty....

    (He'd just won a multi table tournament literally hours before this btw, so obv running shocking.)


    "Stake me to play nl4 , you can watch me play, and I'll prove to you I can't beat it."
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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop
    edited April 2012
    Don says:pc hocked up to my bed atm got the flu so keep pressing random btns by accident
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited May 2012
    Don's opinion on his girlfriends poker playing style......


    "i really like how tight she is at times, but others shes just too tight

    poker terms

    I realised hw bad tht sounded as soon as i hit enter"

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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited May 2012


    Don Campbell says
    yeah ty 
    i will not be a donkey fish plonker anymore, i will be THE DON 

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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    Don's opinion on his girlfriends poker playing style...... "i really like how tight she is at times, but others shes just too tight poker terms I realised hw bad tht sounded as soon as i hit enter"
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH

    lol
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited May 2012

    "we have one of the largest Tescos in Scotland, a stones throw away you have a massive Asda. and inbetween a Marks and Spencers.

    Now im no expert in business. But surley having all 3 within about 100 yards is -EV"
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited May 2012

    Don Campbell says
    never show a romanian your cards, their the gd versions of the russians

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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited May 2012
    This thread has gotta win the award for longest running, funniest thread.

    Where are them forum awards again?
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited June 2012
    Don Campbell says
    sick of having such sh**ty profit or loss sessions
    -£20 or +£20 wud feel better 

    JJ JJ says
    u wudnt prefer a -£20 session to a +£3 session? 

    Don Campbell says
    yer bcause at least its a change in BR
    Ive been stuck between £40-£47 all month

    JJ JJ says
    vvvv bad change tho!

    Don Campbell says
    yes but at least id have summit to work on rather than being stuck break EV
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2012
    This thread is class :)
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  • IDONKCALLUIDONKCALLU
    edited June 2012
    hi don i think ya new post on the clinic if dohhh might have a look is a stupid 1 tbh with ya ya never folding no 1 is so y post it 
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    hi don i think ya new post on the clinic if dohhh might have a look is a stupid 1 tbh with ya ya never folding no 1 is so y post it 
    Posted by IDONKCALLU
    A) Its an interesting spot i believe people can fold

    B) Shouldnt this post be in the clinic and not a thread that is clearly for banter and rubbing down me by using what i say.
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  • IDONKCALLUIDONKCALLU
    edited June 2012
    not a rub down m8 just think the clinic imo is used for tricky spots so u get good  feedback in the hand u have posted its a no brainer that is all 
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  • The_Don90The_Don90
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:
    not a rub down m8 just think the clinic imo is used for tricky spots so u get good  feedback in the hand u have posted its a no brainer that is all 
    Posted by IDONKCALLU
    Its actually a decent hand to post. It isnt a no brainer by any means and if you think it is your married to kings.
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  • IDONKCALLUIDONKCALLU
    edited June 2012
    i have folded kings preflop don when was playing 20 nl guy limped 20 p i raised to a £1 with kings and folded to the limper utg and he shoved £20 so might aswell have hes hands face up and he showed aces so i can fold kings in the right situation but not on the hand u posted i didnt seem to come across rude m8 sorry i
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  • Lambert180Lambert180
    edited June 2012
    I don't want to ruin this beautiful thread but Donk you don't half talk some complete nonsense lol.

    There is no way you can fold KK preflop to 1 opponent in cash unless you have some kinda monster soul real or you're like a million BB deep.

    The fact he turned over AA that one time proves nothing, and only serves to prove the fact that he obviously isn't a very good player, so is probably perfectly capable of doing that with numerous other hands that you crush.

    Should be a new thread for Donk's Brags .... get on it Doh!
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  • IDONKCALLUIDONKCALLU
    edited June 2012
    i folded kings i even post the hand up was a while back so have to search for it think about it utg limp 20p then goes £20 all in obvious aces  i dnt talk complete nonsense people talk to me as if im thick n new to the game i may only be 30 peaul but have 12 years of poker experience 
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