The Donisms. lol

Wacko90

Haha don, was a good hand to post was a tough spot, donk he has one pair on a qj10 board there are loads of hands that could be beating him, you do talk a load of cr ap soetimes haha :P deffo not a straightforward hand:)

The_Don90

Please can a mod delete the last few posts or move them into my clinic hand where i feel they should be.

DOHHHHHHH

How about some more classic Don to get the thread back on track?

I don't normally post genuine spelling mistakes, but this was a cracker.

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JJ JJ says

who r the top 3 sportsmen of all time iyo

Don Campbell says

Lionel Messi

Deigo Maradonna

Joan Alumoo 

JJ JJ says

i dunno who the last 1 is?

Don Campbell says

u will 

New Zealand rugby player bowt 10 years back 

weee guy 

lightening quick

JJ JJ says

ohhhh

Jonah Lomu???

Don Campbell says

aye

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Up the Alamoooooooo

JingleMa

Doh, tell the truth - is Don just your version of Karl Pilkington who you've just totally made up??

DOHHHHHHH

hahahaaaa.

I want to hoover Dons head  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-hLR1U6LN0

Talking to Don actually makes me believe Karl could be real! 

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edit*

JJ JJ says

do u know who the Geordie dancer is?

Don Campbell says

tht po ofy guy from Stricty ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV9HUFZd8Dc

unknown_username

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How about some more classic Don to get the thread back on track? I don't normally post genuine spelling mistakes, but this was a cracker. -------------------------------- JJ JJ says who r the top 3 sportsmen of all time iyo Don Campbell says Lionel Messi Deigo Maradonna Joan Alumoo  JJ JJ says i dunno who the last 1 is? Don Campbell says u will  New Zealand rugby player bowt 10 years back  weee guy  lightening quick JJ JJ says ohhhh Jonah Lomu??? Don Campbell says aye ------------------- Up the Alamoooooooo
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Class.

This is my fav thread now by far lol

donkeyplop

Love joan she was a great rugby player!! ))))))

donkeyplop

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Doh, tell the truth - is Don just your version of Karl Pilkington who you've just totally made up??
Posted by JingleMa

Lol! No hes like it in real life I have proof!

JingleMa

In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:

hahahaaaa. I want to hoover Dons head   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-hLR1U6LN0 Talking to Don actually makes me believe Karl could be real!  ------------------------- edit* JJ JJ says do u know who the Geordie dancer is? Don Campbell says tht po ofy guy from Stricty ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV9HUFZd8Dc
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Lol, so when is the TV show coming out?

JingleMa

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In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol : Lol! No hes like it in real life I have proof!
Posted by donkeyplop

V.worrying!

unknown_username

It always makes me laugh, reading some of the Don's quotes, top man!  Surely worth a punt as an analyst on the show???

MP33

In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:

How about some more classic Don to get the thread back on track? I don't normally post genuine spelling mistakes, but this was a cracker. -------------------------------- JJ JJ says who r the top 3 sportsmen of all time iyo Don Campbell says Lionel Messi Deigo Maradonna Joan Alumoo  JJ JJ says i dunno who the last 1 is? Don Campbell says u will  New Zealand rugby player bowt 10 years back  weee guy  lightening quick JJ JJ says ohhhh Jonah Lomu??? Don Campbell says aye ------------------- Up the Alamoooooooo
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Have i got it wrong or Isn,t that Scottish for little or small . He was built like a tank.

kaymac

add this one to the list !!!!

The_Don90 Posts: 7136 First: 11/10/2009 Last: 7/6/2012

Rabbit hunting tilts me,

The_Don90

Lol_i_call-ism.

Mel, "Im down to my last 28p, i can't play anything."

Me: "what happened"

Mel: "I wanted some points to play a freeroll tonight"

Me: "Did you get enough points"

Mel: "No"


Last time i checked btw she had a £3 bankroll, bloomin expensive freeroll she isnt even gonna play

donkeyplop

You have tought her well donald

lol_i_call

was playing the 35p bounty hunters was getting good then this guy jst kept getting lucky against my aces and kings

got my last 28p on spain to win on the football hopefully will win 59p

TRIP5

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was playing the 35p bounty hunters was getting good then this guy jst kept getting lucky against my aces and kings got my last 28p on spain to win on the football hopefully will win 59p
Posted by lol_i_call

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

WIN for the Mrs Degen )

xx

IDONKCALLU

celebrate with a can of coke oh thats 60p lol

lol_i_call

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In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol : Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WIN for the Mrs Degen ) xx
Posted by TRIP5

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 59p won

happy went straight into a 35p bounty hunter and can 1st in that little sit and go gradually building my br back up xxx

DOHHHHHHH

JJ JJ says

if u change the first letter of the surname of the best 400m runner ever to D, what wud his fullname be?

Don Campbell says

Dolt 

Glenelg

In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:

JJ JJ says if u change the first letter of the surname of the best 400m runner ever to D, what wud his fullname be? Don Campbell says Dolt 
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

 Michael Dohnston??  Don't make sense JJ?

The_Don90

In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol:

JJ JJ says if u change the first letter of the surname of the best 400m runner ever to D, what wud his fullname be? Don Campbell says Dolt 
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Not going to even try defend this one, i completely hate athletics. 

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In Response to Re: The Donisms. lol :  Michael Dohnston??  Don't make sense JJ?
Posted by Glenelg

I Believe he was trying to set up a mon the don-son

DOHHHHHHH

Don Campbell says

dropped the zoom about a buy in up 

hard to 4 table whn one of those tables craves the attention

made me lol. attention seeking tables ftl. 

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JJ JJ says

thoughts on the name Katarina Johnson Thompson?

Don Campbell says

shes no mardi fish 

DOHHHHHHH

Don Campbell says

lol murray is on top form 

Hes playing well but getting a rub off the grass too 

Greg Howell says

u mean "the rub of the green"

Don Campbell says

yeah 

Lambert180

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Don Campbell says lol murray is on top form  Hes playing well but getting a rub off the grass too  Greg Howell says u mean "the rub of the green" Don Campbell says yeah 
Posted by DOHHHHHHH

Massive LOL!

DOHHHHHHH

"i meant v that specific opponent i think his hand anaylisis is perfect. I never said i could do better than you dave. Slight misunderptitation in my post to you reading it, it would seem."

I think Donald is trying to combine 17 different words into 1 there ^^^^^

DOHHHHHHH

Don Campbell says

yeah i was comfortable with a call obv

JJ JJ says

AK?

Don Campbell says

close but no bone. AQ

JJ JJ says

no bone?

Don Campbell says

i cant remember that saying

Isnt it close but no bone? 

JJ JJ says

'close, but no cigar?'

Don Campbell says

ohhh yeh.

duhhhhhhh

Lambert180

These are outrageous, he is sounding more and more like Karl Pilkington by the day. Some of them mis-quoting sayings is exactly what Karl would do.

The_Don90

Whos Karl Pilkington

DOHHHHHHH

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Whos Karl Pilkington
Posted by The_Don90

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=karl+pilkington&start=122&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=667&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=YQJvNiMcqRmFMM:&imgrefurl=http://whatculture.com/tv/karlisms-the-best-karl-pilkington-quotes.php&docid=Endn0bFuBiHD6M&imgurl=http://whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Pilkington.jpg&w=600&h=300&ei=xiUmUPGBKKG40QXzkYGoCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=464&vpy=290&dur=400&hovh=159&hovw=318&tx=177&ty=86&sig=113717048678173758788&page=6&tbnh=93&tbnw=185&ndsp=26&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:122,i:89