do you think sky poker ifixed??

tucker115

I do, the amount of times i have seen all ins were the shortest stak wins is unbelievable....it must 9 out of 10 if not more....... for me you can not play your normal game......

Simple answer.....fixed...yes or no

Tikay10

No

scotty77

Yes, its the only possible explanation.

ACESOVER8s

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Yes, its the only possible explanation.
Posted by scotty77

lol of course

whhy would somebodys stack size dictate if the won or lost? how does this show a fix?

SoLack

Once you get your post count into three figures on this forum, they start fixing it in your favour.

GR8TFL0P

Any 2 cards ............ as the saying goes. And them dam shorties push this point sooo much.  

Must be fixed lol
But how did they get short stacked?  + If its fixed and they beat you, you become a short stack = happy days its now fixed 4 you to win

SoLack

Limerick time - I'll do the first line.

There was a young fella called Tucker

BADBOY985

CHEERS TUCKER JUST PLAYING IN TOMMORROW NIGHTS £110 DEEPSTACK 23 HOURS IN IM SHORTSTACK ON A TABLE OF TEN THE FIRST SIX PLAYERS GO ALL IN IM SHORT STACKED WITH 7 2 O/S.ABOUT TO FOLD WHEN I READ YOUR POST 9/10 SHORTSTACKS WIN THATS LIKE THE SAME AS HOW MANY CATS PREFER WHISKAS. I QUICKLY PUSH IN MY STACK WHILST SIMULTAIONUSLY BOOKING 28 DAY ALL INCLUISVE AT THE BELLAGIO.
AND CHUFF ME SOME JOKER WHO OBVIOUSLY HASNT READ YOUR SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS HAS ONLY SHOVED WITH AA.
UNBELIVIABLY I LOST SO THATS NOW 9/11

SoLack

No, only 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas.

BlackFish3

yes tucker115 its fixed...

acebarry10

No

SoLack

Anyone care to do the 2nd line?

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Anyone care to do the 2nd line?
Posted by SoLack

Who thought he wasnt much of a lucker....

beaujolais

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Limerick time - I'll do the first line. There was a young fella called Tucker
Posted by SoLack

who thought he was a really good ....

BADBOY985

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

No, only 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas.
Posted by SoLack

WOW!!! SO TUCKERS REASEARCH IS BETTER THAN WHISKAS.

NOW IVE WORKED IT OUT ON A CALCULATOR 9/10 THATS NEARLY THREE QUATERS OR ABOUT 37%

BlackFish3

38% not 37% idiot... you forgot to carry the 2.

darich

There once was a player called tucker, 
sky poker wasn't really his best mucker
He moved all in with Jack 2
.....

the last line is easy but can I get there...??

oh and by the way...

No

GREGHOGG

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Once you get your post count into three figures on this forum, they start fixing it in your favour.
Posted by SoLack

Do they fark.. lol

It only happens when you reach 500 posts! Oh, what a co-incidence

unknown_username

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed?? : Do they fark.. lol It only happens when you reach 500 posts! Oh, what a co-incidence
Posted by GREGHOGG

It's true, once you reach the 500 mark......bingo, you hit everthing.


Tucker, can I interest you in a weeks stay at our residential facility in the grounds of area51. We have special rates and special care for those of a sensitive nature.

JAMIEP

Taxi i need a lift from general poker forum to area 51 asap thanks.

chirker

In Response to do you think sky poker ifixed??:

I do, the amount of times i have seen all ins were the shortest stak wins is unbelievable....it must 9 out of 10 if not more....... for me you can not play your normal game...... Simple answer.....fixed...yes or no
Posted by tucker115

who cares, dont like it ,dont play it...

margatemaf

In Response to do you think sky poker ifixed??:

I do, the amount of times i have seen all ins were the shortest stak wins is unbelievable....it must 9 out of 10 if not more....... for me you can not play your normal game...... Simple answer.....fixed...yes or no
Posted by tucker115

Seriously? it's fixed? what? that can't be? Noooo? i am never playing again! i wondered why i kept losing!! i thought it was because i was a rubbish player!! now i know it's sky poker's fault, will send an email asking for all my money back!! wohooo i will be able to retire!!

Seriously dude have a word with yourself, if they get caught fixing the software how much trouble do you think they would be in! let alone all the money they'd lose! It's gambling! Anyways i am off back to the mother ship, got a few crop circles to do before lunchtime, busy days tuesdays as the UFO hunters know it's our busiest day know it's there best chance of catching us at it!!

We come in peace to lose at sky poker

FlutNush

In Response to do you think sky poker ifixed??:

I do, the amount of times i have seen all ins were the shortest stak wins is unbelievable....it must 9 out of 10 if not more....... for me you can not play your normal game...... Simple answer.....fixed...yes or no
Posted by tucker115

It's a very pertinent and incisive question, Tucker.

 

If I may, let me answer it with a question of my own: 'Have you been losing lately?'

 

Maybe the software is fine, but your skill is faulty? To find the answers, sometimes we have to seek better questions.

 

 

 

 

...By the way, if anybody needs me today, I shall be sitting atop a Himalayan mountain, in the lotus position, whilst swathed in orange robes. The sun shall be setting behind me and making a halo effect around my cranium, giving me something of a distinguished and beatific appearance. I will be giving free advice all day (not about aces being cracked though).

 

NoseyBonk

In Response to do you think sky poker ifixed??:

.....fixed...yes or no
Posted by tucker115

Site seems to be working for me now so yes, they've fixed it.

RickyVilla

Op sure can spell.

achill

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Once you get your post count into three figures on this forum, they start fixing it in your favour.
Posted by SoLack

I knew it!

Thats the only way a great player like me could keep on losing so heavily.

Any free beds??

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed?? : I knew it! Thats the only way a great player like me could keep on losing so heavily. Any free beds??
Posted by achill[/QUOTE


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webby234

In Response to Re: do you think sky poker ifixed??:

Limerick time - I'll do the first line. There was a young fella called Tucker
Posted by SoLack

there was a young fella called tucker
who wasnt much of a looker
he came on to spout
cos is look ran out
the moaning little sucker!

NoseyBonk

Come to think of it, which I do, the whole planet is rigged & controlled by those reptilians that Icke keeps bangin' on about!

loonytoons

In Response to do you think sky poker ifixed??:

I do, the amount of times i have seen all ins were the shortest stak wins is unbelievable....it must 9 out of 10 if not more....... for me you can not play your normal game...... Simple answer.....fixed...yes or no
Posted by tucker115

Yep its fixed for us regulars - didnt you know?

Gavinxxxx

Sky Poker is not fixed it does not have more bad beats than other sites nor does it have less, we all get frustrated when we lose hands which we have already thought we have won before the turn and river comes, its far too easy to blame something else its just bad luck which does eventually change in our favour, come on guys we all no that