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Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?

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  • edited April 2012
    Love and loyalty!
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    Love and loyalty!
    Posted by Donut64
    Thats two gifts.!
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    Its a part of a gift set so counts as one! :D
  • edited April 2012
    their chips :)) or in your case logdon your chips
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    their chips :)) or in your case logdon your chips
    Posted by spornybol
    Thank you Sporny, are you suggesting I should be done away with, or fattened up with lots of greasy chips. Mmm ! 
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    Simple.....the gift of life!













    Dam.....meant lift!....
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    Money !
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
    Your a Material Boy.!!
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    Your time :-)
    Posted by VespaPX
    Very good answer and shows you are taking this seriously. 9/10
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    Simple.....the gift of life! Dam.....meant lift!....
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Top answer from Jake the Peg Maxally typical Man thinking.  Oh! what fun giving the Gift of Life.? 10/10

    "But not the one I'm looking for."?     
  • edited April 2012
    "Constant Nagging!"
    OOPs you Ladies have that covered already!







    Please don't take that seriously! or Shaun might write in to Customer Services lol
  • edited April 2012
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    [QUOTE]"Constant Nagging!" OOPs you Ladies have that covered already! Please don't take that seriously! or Shaun might write in to Customer Services lol
    Posted by DUNMIDOSH

                                          The Gauntlet

    If you have been with Sky for a while and followed my Threads you should know full well that we Ladies do not Nag.!


    We Discuss and Inform.    Thank you    get your facts right Worm.?  :-)))))
  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : [QUOTE ]"Constant Nagging !" OOPs you Ladies have that covered already! Please don't take that seriously! or Shaun might write in to Customer Services lol Posted by DUNMIDOSH
                                          The Gauntlet If you have been with Sky for a while and followed my Threads you should know full well that we Ladies do not Nag.! We Discuss and Inform.    Thank you    get your facts right Worm.?  :-)))))
    Posted by logdon
    I've followed your threads, laughed at your captions and been totally anihilated in sit and goes by you!
    Of Course I know you give Hugs not Nags! and long may they continue

    Hugs & kisses

    The Worm lol
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? :                                       The Gauntlet If you have been with Sky for a while and followed my Threads you should know full well that we Ladies do not Nag.! We Discuss and Inform.    Thank you    get your facts right Worm.?  :-))))) Posted by logdon
    I've followed your threads, laughed at your captions and been totally anihilated in sit and goes by you! Of Course I know you give Hugs not Nags ! and long may they continue Hugs & kisses The Worm lol
    Posted by DUNMIDOSH

    You are forgiven,   but  giving Compliments is not the Answer to the Gift Question.? 

    Your School report said; Must try Harder.?   Hugs xx    5/10
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    "Constant Nagging!" OOPs you Ladies have that covered already! Please don't take that seriously! or Shaun might write in to Customer Services lol
    Posted by DUNMIDOSH
    pmsl, obvs not read read what i`ve said bout wife but these ladies whine i will fight back, well after 13yrs off marriage she`s taught me well,

    edit: after 13yrs she must be able NOT TO BURN a boiled egg by now ??

    double edit; although she was good at burning kitchen down

    triple edit; when my wife was sunbathing on the beach they thought there was two killer whales stranded, turned out it was just wifes ankle`s ??

    and with logdon question, answer is humour ( take or leave it )
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    Support!
    Posted by DUNMIDOSH
    Are you sure "Support" ?   that's what the Samaritans do and my Bra helps do.?  2/10
  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : pmsl, obvs not read read what i`ve said bout wife but these ladies whine i will fight back, well after 13yrs off marriage she`s taught me well, edit: after 13yrs she must be able NOT TO BURN a boiled egg by now ?? double edit; although she was good at burning kitchen down triple edit; when my wife was sunbathing on the beach they thought there was two killer whales stranded, turned out it was just wifes ankle`s ?? and with logdon question, answer is humour ( take or leave it )
    Posted by spornybol
    After 13years  ( unlucky 4 you ) of discussion and debate and asking nicely,  she took decisive action because you would not wash the wax out of your ears and get her a new Kitchen.  She should have boiled your dandle'y eggs after she cut them off. 
    "Is it any wonder her ankles were swollen after all the running around after you." ?  Married to you its a Life Sentence  for her  "pay back" is to ruin your eggs.       Some people don't know when their well off or well done. !!  
  • edited April 2012
     The Question was;   " What's the best Gift you can give Someone "     Note!  not  What's the "Greatest Gift" ?

    So to recap.
     
    Love & Loyalty.   This can be misplaced or rejected.?
     
    Money.   May be to little and disappoint.!

    Time.    They may not want to spend time with you,  your time is precious.! 

    Life.    The greatest Gift if you want it, some don't, if terminally ill or a spotty teenager ( I didn't ask to be born )  

    Compliments.  Should be every day politeness's .?

    Support.    Is for Bridges and OAPs !

    Humour.    You try giving Humour as a gift,they won't be laughing. ?


     Thanks for the posts so far.  You may not be happy when you hear the Answer. Not a Sporny let down I hope.!!   its so obvious that  you can't see the wood for the tree's.   Sorry there's no prize involved like free entry to the Primo.  the winner will get a Big Hug from me.!   

      If I have to tell you all the Answer I'll have to Kill you.?    Annie.xxx
     
        
  • edited April 2012
    If you can give your best then that has to be the best gift??
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    If you can give your best then that has to be the best gift??
    Posted by VespaPX
    On a Football pitch you can give your Georgie Best. ?   nice try no cigar.!  Oops Hug.
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    someone....u hate...?


    Genitl Warts
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    now i suspect that this is a trick question, or one so oblique that most cant answer it.
    of course it would depend on who the gift was for, jewels for the girlfriend an iron for the wife.
    is the recipient clever or dumb
    a clever girl may like something celebrial, a dumb girl might want hair dye. she may not be blonde.
    time, support, love are all well and good but cost nothing.
    so would the gift have to cost ??
    so the best gift that i could give, would be one that would be most appreciated.
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    now i suspect that this is a trick question, or one so oblique that most cant answer it. of course it would depend on who the gift was for, jewels for the girlfriend an iron for the wife. is the recipient clever or dumb a clever girl may like something celebrial, a dumb girl might want hair dye. she may not be blonde. time, support, love are all well and good but cost nothing. so would the gift have to cost ?? so the best gift that i could give, would be one that would be most appreciated.
    Posted by bludreid11
    Well done to you bludreid 11 you get the "HUG"    "The best Gift you can give Someone" is

     THE ONE THEY MOST WAN'T ?
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    So,  have you all stopped Groaning yet.?  Told you it was simple, you Boys have got to get quicker. Like the Check on the river it is so Obvious you cant see it.   I do think "Bludreid" asked his wife for the answer.!! 
    If you don't agree with me,  then please pop along here and tell me why.   I promise to slap you down and humiliate you.!

    Well you can give lots of gifts and presents to friends and family but for sure the one they're eye's light up too, is when they open the present they most want.  My boys at Christmas would fly through the presents till they came to the one they knew was in there and then all the others got forgotten.  Ok they went back to them later but it was the Olivia Newton John moment,  time to play.  
     
    "I ask Hubby, " what do you want for your Birthday." !     "Nothing" he replied." ?    Oh !  so tempting to just wrap up nothing.?   I jest.!    So its Underpants Trousers & Shirts again.?  
    "What your disappointed"!
     He said  "No "Beyonce" !  Sorry she wasn't available,  and she doesn't like Fat Bald Smelly old Men.   " So, do the Socks fit."?  
    So in conclusion :

     The Best Gift you can give Someone is.?





















    The Winning Lottery Ticket.!!!!!
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    someone....u hate...? Genitl Warts
    Posted by sikas
    This is the Post of a Person who can't think of the correct Answer. ?

    It is usually the Person you Love that gets this Present from you ,  but if you Love someone you Love them Warts and All.!!
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : This is the Post of a Person who can't think of the correct Answer. ? It is usually the Person you Love that gets this Present from you ,  but if you Love someone you Love them Warts and All.!!
    Posted by logdon
    Is this a quote from the great Greek philosopher "Herpes" ?
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Is this a quote from the great Greek philosopher "Herpes" ?
    Posted by VespaPX
    Its all Greek to me.?   On yer Bike.!
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Its all Greek to me.?   On yer Bike.!
    Posted by logdon
    Its not a bike its a SCOOTER !!! :-)
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