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Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?

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  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Its not a bike its a SCOOTER !!! :-)
    Posted by VespaPX
    Oh yes,  I remember when it broke down and we walked home.  No bright spark at the plug or in the seat.!
    Wonder what best gift he wished for.  Mmmm well he didn't get it.?  
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  • edited April 2012
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    an ENEMA ??
    Posted by spornybol
    Trust you Boys to lower the tone of the conversation in this Thread to Toilet humour.  Sky should get to the bottom of it and flush you out.!    No good telling them your  "Spornybol Bond" and its healthy Colonic Irrigation its just the end of the line, round the bend bad joke.   "Anyway," who is she ? This an Ema

     By the way Sporny !   late again,  the Comp has been won with a sensible correct answer.!  La La La,   La,   La La 
  • edited April 2012
      Right Getting Bored with you all now?   Off to play Russian Roulette with Hubby's Kalashnikov friend. !! He tells me he's loaded. ?
  • edited April 2012
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.?:
    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Trust you Boys to lower the tone of the conversation in this Thread to Toilet humour.  Sky should get to the bottom of it and flush you out.!    No good telling them your  "Spornybol Bond" and its healthy Colonic Irrigation its just the end of the line, round the bend bad joke.   "Anyway," who is she ? This an Ema  By the way Sporny !   late again,  the Comp has been won with a sensible correct answer.!  La La La,   La,   La La 
    Posted by logdon
    i`m never late premature maybe ??
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : i`m never late premature maybe ??
    Posted by spornybol
     Not going to "Panda" to your inadequacy.!
  • edited April 2012
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      Right Getting Bored with you all now?   Off to play Russian Roulette with Hubby's Kalashnikov friend. !! He tells me he's loaded. ?
    Posted by logdon
    ah  an attempt at humour, this is much better logdon.
    your usual answers or replies consist of put downs to all men.
    i know that some of the replies, come from people so dense that light bends round them, but you are better than that.
    and im dissapointed that you played russian roulette AND MISSED.
    and the wife didnt tell me the answer,she was busy ironing at the time,( with her christmas prezzy. )

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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : ah  an attempt at humour, this is much better logdon. your usual answers or replies consist of put downs to all men. i know that some of the replies, come from people so dense that light bends round them, but you are better than that. and im dissapointed that you played russian roulette AND MISSED.and the wife didnt tell me the answer,she was busy ironing at the time,( with her christmas prezzy. )
    Posted by bludreid11
    So my Hug was waisted. ? You stumbled on the Answer by accident now you're one of the Wolf Pack wanting me gone.  Sorry to Disappoint,  but like Vlad the Tad Mad,  Hubby's friend Kalashnikov had a Vasectomy hence no bullets in his weapon. It was good fun listening to the,  click click and then seeing him sweating when he got last go.  Well the Surgery has been known to fail as Dr Bernardo's Home can confirm.!   My attempt at Humour is just that and as for putting men down.?  Well your not the only one that can get disappointed when the apple you pick up has a worm in it.  No hugs 4 u today. Oh well as its Easter just little one.  hug  
  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : So my Hug was waisted. ? You stumbled on the Answer by accident now you're one of the Wolf Pack wanting me gone.  Sorry to Disappoint,  but like Vlad the Tad Mad,  Hubby's friend Kalashnikov had a Vasectomy hence no bullets in his weapon. It was good fun listening to the,  click click and then seeing him sweating when he got last go.  Well the Surgery has been known to fail as Dr Bernardo's Home can confirm.!   My attempt at Humour is just that and as for putting men down.?  Well your not the only one that can get disappointed when the apple you pick up has a worm in it.  No hugs 4 u today. Oh well as its Easter just little one.  hug  
    Posted by logdon
    LOL  LOL  WELL DONE
     A BIG HUG FOR YOU
  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : ah  an attempt at humour, this is much better logdon. your usual answers or replies consist of put downs to all men. i know that some of the replies, come from people so dense that light bends round them, but you are better than that. and im dissapointed that you played russian roulette AND MISSED. and the wife didnt tell me the answer,she was busy ironing at the time,( with her christmas prezzy. )
    Posted by bludreid11
    :-D

  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : LOL  LOL  WELL DONE  A BIG HUG FOR YOU
    Posted by bludreid11
    Thank you, bludreid   The conversation in our house is never dull.  When you have Jack the Lad as a Hubby,  who over the years puts you down with his smart bottom remarks and answers.  Tells rude jokes you cringe at, then you tend to build up a barrier in the form of retaliation quips.   I have become quite an expert at it now and can silence him at will,  so much so,  he tends to repeat his old gags over and over.   Sad but true.?   


     HAPPY EASTER  everyone.
  • edited April 2012
    ok, i'll say it...... choccy!!! well it is easter!
  • edited April 2012
    A Lovely Cuddly  " PUPPY DOG "   for the Lovely cuddly " Trish "  Paige 55      Hope her Hubby's reading this. ?  


    WOOF   WOOF  WOOF 
  • edited April 2012
    hubby + puppy dog?

    interesting thoughts there annie
  • edited April 2012
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    hubby + puppy dog? interesting thoughts there annie
    Posted by lozgo
    Yes,  hope he reads this Thread and acts to give her the best Gift you can give Someone.  


     THE ONE THAT SHE WANTS.!
  • edited April 2012
    A kidney perhaps or some other life saving organ ?
  • edited April 2012
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    A kidney perhaps or some other life saving organ ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    on this one i do agree, xxxx
  • edited April 2012
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    A kidney perhaps or some other life saving organ ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    Your mixing it up again ...............  The Best gift with the GREATEST GIFT.!!  read the Thread Title.?
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Your mixing it up again ...............  The Best gift with the GREATEST GIFT.!!  read the Thread Title.?
    Posted by logdon
    Oh i'm sorry, my bad.
    What about a magic thesaurus that doesn't make difference of synonyms ?


    best

    Synonyms: 10, A-1, ace, bad*, beyond compare, boss*, capital, champion, chief, choicest, cool*, culminating, finest, first, first-class, first-rate, foremost, greatest, highest, incomparable, inimitable, leading, matchless, nonpareil, number 1, optimum, out-of-sight, outstanding, paramount, peerless, perfect, preeminent, premium, prime, primo, principal, sans pareil, second to none, super, superlative, supreme, terrific, tops, tough, transcendent, unequaled, unparalleled, unrivaled, unsurpassed

  • edited April 2012
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Oh i'm sorry, my bad. What about a magic thesaurus that doesn't make difference of synonyms ? best Synonyms: 10, A-1, ace , bad *, beyond compare, boss *, capital , champion , chief , choicest, cool *, culminating, finest , first , first-class , first-rate, foremost , greatest , highest , incomparable , inimitable , leading , matchless, nonpareil , number 1, optimum , out-of-sight, outstanding , paramount , peerless , perfect , preeminent , premium , prime , primo, principal , sans pareil, second to none, super , superlative , supreme , terrific , tops, tough , transcendent , unequaled, unparalleled , unrivaled , unsurpassed
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    Your a silly Dog ..... Chasing its tail ....  you can see it,  but don't know what it is  ..... so  ..... your gonna chase it anyway.!! 10/10
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Your a silly Dog ..... Chasing its tail ....  you can see it,  but don't know what it is  ..... so  ..... your gonna chase it anyway.!! 10/10
    Posted by logdon

    Hmmmm I think i understand. Sorta like tails of the unexpected ?
    If the value of a person was reflected purely in terms of intent and had nothing to do with wit, artistry , humour and charm I can see right away that you'd be right up there.
    You've therefore forced me to rethink.How about the gift of insight ? Or My Little Pony, the yellow one, Lemon Meringue Pie I think it's name is ? Or how about a cloak of invisibility for a falsely accused inmate of a Thai jail ?
    Comparing people to silly dogs chasing their own tails is a tad unkind and might give rise to speculation that you are a self-styled, misandrist crank version of Barbara Woodhouse. I'm pretty sure that this is wrong and you are a nice lady really, just like your friend Paige.
    Have a nice day hunni x  Hugz x
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Your a silly Dog ..... Chasing its tail ....  you can see it,  but don't know what it is  ..... so  ..... your gonna chase it anyway.!! 10/10 Posted by logdon Hmmmm I think i understand. Sorta like tails of the unexpected ? If the value of a person was reflected purely in terms of intent and had nothing to do with wit, artistry , humour and charm I can see right away that you'd be right up there. You've therefore forced me to rethink.How about the gift of insight ? Or My Little Pony, the yellow one, Lemon Meringue Pie I think it's name is ? Or how about a cloak of invisibility for a falsely accused inmate of a Thai jail ? Comparing people to silly dogs chasing their own tails is a tad unkind and might give rise to speculation that you are a self-styled, misandrist crank version of Barbara Woodhouse. I'm pretty sure that this is wrong and you are a nice lady really, just like your friend Paige. Have a nice day hunni x  Hugz x
    Posted by BLACK_MASS
    So its not the Tail that's annoying you,  its the Flea on your back.  This Thread is about giving the best Gift to someone.!  Not whether they are of value to receive it,  or if they should send it to a less fortunate person in Thailand. You liken me to Barbara Woodhouse more  PJ Woodhouse may-be,  but  I'm more aligned to Barbara Windsor me thinks, plus it's nice to have a friend like Trish,  that you can rely upon for support.  In conclusion,  you need to remove the M from your Alias ....... would be more fitting your description.   I jest !!  Your surely a nice person with misguided information.   Huggy  Hugs xxx   :-))     
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     The Good Times   The Bad Times       That's what Friends are for.  ?  :-))))
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    the giving of a gift to anyone is by definition a dificult task.
    each person may WANT something, but NEED something else. so its up to the gift giver to decide which  to choose.
    you can be as subjective as you want, a starving child in africa may need food, so do you give them money ??
    an innocent man in jail may want justice, but needs freedom.
    the kids may want a puppy but need clothing.
    the list could go on and on.
    i think the ability to GIVE a gift, can be seen in some circumstances as a corrupting  influence.
    if in business you want something, you may give me a GIFT to influence me to choose you over others.
    so getting back to the original question  what IS  the best gift ?????
    it may be how do you feel when a gift is given, is it that, that person was thoughtfull ?? or that person is cheap, or even that person spent more than they can afford ?? or just smile and throw it away when the,ve gone.

    LOGDON  during our exchanges i have biult up a mental picture, i HAD seen you as a bright, witty,articulate 30 something.

    BUT after that charlie drake comment i have had to re-assess, i remember him singing it on the 6 5 special.
    alas, isnt this the case in all things,
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    the giving of a gift to anyone is by definition a dificult task. each person may WANT something, but NEED something else. so its up to the gift giver to decide which  to choose. you can be as subjective as you want, a starving child in africa may need food, so do you give them money ?? an innocent man in jail may want justice, but needs freedom. the kids may want a puppy but need clothing. the list could go on and on. i think the ability to GIVE a gift, can be seen in some circumstances as a corrupting  influence. if in business you want something, you may give me a GIFT to influence me to choose you over others. so getting back to the original question  what IS  the best gift ????? LOGDON  during our exchanges i have biult up a mental picture, i HAD seen you as a bright, witty,articulate 30 something. BUT after that charlie drake comment i have had to re-assess, i remember him singing it on the 6 5 special. alas, isnt this the case in all things,
    Posted by bludreid11
    Oh!  You are "Awful"  but I like you.!!    
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : So its not the Tail that's annoying you,  its the Flea on your back.  This Thread is about giving the best Gift to someone.!  Not whether they are of value to receive it,  or if they should send it to a less fortunate person in Thailand. You liken me to Barbara Woodhouse more  PJ Woodhouse may-be,  but  I'm more aligned to Barbara Windsor me thinks, plus it's nice to have a friend like Trish,  that you can rely upon for support.  In conclusion,  you need to remove the M from your Alias ....... would be more fitting your description.   I jest !!  Your surely a nice person with misguided information.   Huggy  Hugs xxx   :-))     
    Posted by logdon

    I think you'll find it's P.G. Wodehouse.
    You are not a person that is willing to allow the facts to cloud your judgement are you ?
    It is a common premise that with effort and practice greater things can be achieved. This unfortunately does not apply to all things, intellect and the ability to articulate effectively being just two of them.
    Just out of interest when you were at school did you find yourself being the recipient of grades such as E2 and D1 ?
    Keep on battling away though.
    HUGZ HUNNI TEE HEE HEE xxxxxxxxx
    p.s - Are you Tenacious D- ?
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : So its not the Tail that's annoying you,  its the Flea on your back.  This Thread is about giving the best Gift to someone.!  Not whether they are of value to receive it,  or if they should send it to a less fortunate person in Thailand. You liken me to Barbara Woodhouse more   PJ Woodhouse may-be,  but  I'm more aligned to Barbara Windsor me thinks, plus it's nice to have a friend like Trish,  that you can rely upon for support.  In conclusion,  you need to remove the M from your Alias ....... would be more fitting your description.   I jest !!  Your surely a nice person with misguided information.   Huggy  Hugs xxx   :-))      Posted by logdon
    I think you'll find it's P.G. Wodehouse. You are not a person that is willing to allow the facts to cloud your judgement are you ? It is a common premise that with effort and practice greater things can be achieved. This unfortunately does not apply to all things, intellect and the ability to articulate effectively being just two of them. Just out of interest when you were at school did you find yourself being the recipient of grades such as E2 and D1 ? Keep on battling away though. HUGZ HUNNI TEE HEE HEE xxxxxxxxx p.s - Are you Tenacious D- ?
    Posted by BLACK_MASS

    No!    I'm   Annie.?     
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    You must take this Thread at face Value and not read into it what was never intended.  It was a fun game and not meant to provoke deep moral value's.   

    It goes without saying if someone wants a Gun, Knife, Bomb, or any other inappropriate gift then they should be disappointed.  Oxfam and others provide the clothes to the needy and free representation for the wrongly convicted.  The fact that a person needs clothes desperately does not mean you cant provide both its not a one or other situation as far as giving goes.  If someone needs help then that is given separate a present is just that,  a personal gift.
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : Oh!  You are "Awful"  but I like you.!!    
    Posted by logdon
    your knowledge of " charlie drake" my boomerang wont come back, and please mr custer.
    and your ability to "quote" d ick emery, has further tightened my "range" on your demographic.
    i still heap praise on you BUT i no longer think your a 30 something.
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    In Response to Re: Whats the best Gift you can give Someone.? : I think you'll find it's P.G. Wodehouse. You are not a person that is willing to allow the facts to cloud your judgement are you ? It is a common premise that with effort and practice greater things can be achieved. This unfortunately does not apply to all things, intellect and the ability to articulate effectively being just two of them. Just out of interest when you were at school did you find yourself being the recipient of grades such as E2 and D1 ? Keep on battling away though. HUGZ HUNNI TEE HEE HEE xxxxxxxxx p.s - Are you Tenacious D- ? Posted by BLACK_MASS
    No!    I'm   Annie.?     
    Posted by logdon

    ME THINKS THIS IS A TROLL
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