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WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?
People that play like a donkwit and then double up by going all in with stupid hands and then say thank you in the chat box to the poor fella that called with kk---- These people get on my floppin WICK i TELL YOU!
What kind of pokery thing gets on your wick?
could be a type of player, or anything you like, or don't like-- (except Orford, obviously)
What kind of pokery thing gets on your wick?
could be a type of player, or anything you like, or don't like-- (except Orford, obviously)
Comments
Catch me in a SnG or MTT and I'll talk ya leg off. I don't think there's enough banter at the tables.
- People that CONSTANTLY donk bet into you
- People that don't have a fold button
- People that limp all the time then when you raise 8x BB they will still call
What? These people are called cash machines lol.
And I never hit flops soooo
They call your 3 bet with Q9
They flop trips
They stack you
"Sorry" appears in the chat box
YOU'RE NOT SORRY YOU DONKWIT!!
# players that min raise all the way to river every hand
# constant limp callers
# players that call raises with 10 3 suited only to hit a 3 against your AK and call every street with bottom pair or hit trip 3s.
# players that talk about your mum
# players that go all in after you raise with top pair when they hold bottom pair and hit 2 pair
# players that complain about how they prefer good players to bad players
# losing with AA or KK against pk 4s
# players on cash that come on with 50p shove then get 4 callers only to quadruple up with a rubbish hand
# know it alls or the 'poker pros'
# players that talk about your sharkscope stats during play
# abusive players that arnt even at the table playing pop in to insult you
Actually NOTHING yet! But I've only been playing for a year. How long does one usually have to wait to have their pokery wicked?
+1 on Ryans comment.
The best one or most annoying one ive ever had. Player raises UTG i have AK in SB theres 2 callers and i have 18BB i ship, UTG tanks folds, one of the callers calls. He flips over A3, flop bricks for both i double and a bit. He then proceeds to tell me why its bad to shove with AK. erm... ok sir i had the best hand you called with worse the best hand won, ill take all of you advice on board.
The one other one which seriously boils my crackers live. Your in a pot you have a good hand say TPTK, opponent bets you look at board and feel a flat is best. You flat, lead guy flips over two pair, ok ill just muck. Other player who folded pre flop, "I want to see your cards." You know what i called 5k on the river to find out ive just been flopping rivered and you want to see my hand, gimmie my 5k then ask me. Then the dealer says, "you have to show its house rules" I pick up cards flip them in the muck and tell them to go fish em out. Leave for a smoke, come back to get a warning because i didnt show my cards when only calling on the river.
Wonder if you can report people to customer care and get them chat banned for that, hmm...
Sitting on a 50p/£1 cash table. everyone was shorting so i joined. Anyways, about 15 minutes since ive joined, an opponent whos played about 5 hands raises 3 callers im one of them the flop comes down 789r one guy in the hand stands up. I reload £200 and its in play now. Me and the other two players in the hand open fold, one of them showing a set of 8's. Guy who stood up and added £200 to his stack (which he was later told wouldnt be allowed to be in play anyways) sighs flips over TJ.
Table didnt say anything but i cant tell u how much i was lol'ing inside.