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Thursday Night Live on Sky Poker TV ***with Richard Orford, Julian Thew and Dave Bland*** (football

edited June 2012 in Poker Chat

Greetings y’all!

Thursday night’s live show has all the hallmarks of a goodie. Firstly, in command of the flight deck we have myself, Richard Orford, global poker superstar Julian Thew and making a welcome return to the sofa- Sky Poker Dave- aka Dave Bland aka El Blando aka Blando Calrissian.


In the mix we have:

7pm-8pm – Live coverage of a TV Timed tournament (now in the lobby) £750 GTD, £5.50 buy in, 30 minutes starts at 7:10pm

8pm-9pm – Poker Clinic – Hand requests from the forum

9pm-10pm – Poker School – Topic: “Playing a final table”

10pm-11pm – Top Of The Pots

11pm-12pm – Sky Poker Highlights – 12k Bounty Hunter – Live coverage -hopefully of the final table


Our competition- in honour of the Euro semi-final between Germany and Italy which will be taking place during the show- is to:

Come up with the most amusing or cleverest football chant for Sky Poker!

e.g. (To Tikay) “Who’s the old man in the turquoise jacket?”

(To Julian) “ You do know what you’re doing!”

“You only brag-post when you’re winning, brag-post when you’re winning…”  etc

 

You get the idea. I’m sure you can do better.

Competition ends at 9:30pm I’ll pick the best one at around 9.45pm and the prize?

1 seat into Sunday’s (1th July) Primo.

We will have a call with Tikay from Vegas and hopefully Ryan Spittles aka Scotty77 after his fantastic win.

Lots going on then. Oh, and we’re live on Sky Sports 4 from 10pm too. Multi-watch us on the web along with the footy on the box.  

See you at 7pm Thursday night- Channel 865!

 

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  • edited June 2012
    You're drawing dead, and you know you are.

    Que sera sera, whatever will be will be, we're going to the WSOP, Que sera sera.

    He's up, he's down, his chips don't touch the ground.  It's Julian Thew, Julian Thew.

    To Mr Thews opponant, You're only flipping with your Aces

    One for Richard to the tune of Boing Boing.  Donk Donk, Donk Donk repeat ad infanitum
  • edited June 2012
    Great start, Cena.

    That's definitely set the bar nice and high.

    I'm sure we'll get plenty of these!
  • edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Thursday Night Live on Sky Poker TV ***with Richard Orford, Julian Thew and Dave Bland*** (football chant competition inside):
    Great start, Cena. That's definitely set the bar nice and high. I'm sure we'll get plenty of these!
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    JUst need Dunmidosh to post and we can close thread IMO! ;-)
  • edited June 2012
    FOR YOU MR ORFORD    YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DOING

    AND THE RNGS A WAN**R THE RNGS A WAN**R 


    DONT THINK I WILL BE WINNING BUT YOU GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT 
  • edited June 2012
    Have to say, genius comp!

    Come and have a go if you think your Card's enough!
  • edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Thursday Night Live on Sky Poker TV ***with Richard Orford, Julian Thew and Dave Bland*** (football chant competition inside):
    Have to say, genius comp! Come and have a go if you think your Card's enough!
    Posted by DUNMIDOSH
    Lol!
  • edited June 2012
    It's five in the morning and half of the community (the half with no lives) are still awake and keeping an eye on the updates from Vegas.

    A young fellow named Anthony Kendall is currently sitting on an average stack with 39 players remaining in the 978 runner, PLO8 WSOP Event #47... Obviously things will have moved on by the time of the show but, regardless of how it turns out, you've got to say the boy done good.

    Let's hope he's still going when you read this, Richard.
  • edited June 2012
    While I remember: I do not own "Spice Girls: The Movie", contrary to your statement on Sunday evening's show. I hope you'll retract this slanderous comment without the need for me to resort to litigation. lol

    Though James was correct: S Club were fantastic.
  • edited June 2012
    "You’re not bluffing anymore!"

    "We shall not, we shall not be raised!" 
  • edited June 2012
    To the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown dedicated to TK and Ryan winning cash in Lasvegas.

    Whose wining all the cash whose wining all the cash TK and Ryan. TK and Ryan, are winning
    a lot, of cash
  • edited June 2012
    A song for the Sky players in Vegas

    "We're not going home....we're not going home.......we're not..... we're not........we're not going home"
  • edited June 2012
    These are great- keep 'em coming please!

    Or should I say: "you're good, and you know you are"... Etc
  • edited June 2012


    12th in Las Vegas
    You're only 12th in Las Vegas
    12th in Las Vegas
    You're only 12th in Las Vegas




     
  • edited June 2012
    i put my **** in her hand and she laughed no more...why why why rich orford
  • edited June 2012


    After Tikay's exploits...

    'you only sleep when your'e winning.....sleep when your'e winning'

    'Tikay Tikay....give us a wave'


  • edited June 2012
    Walk On:

    "When you walk into a raise
    Hold your chips up high,
    And don't be afraid of the shove,
    At the end of a play,
    There's always Sky,
    Where you always find the love,
    Walk on through the flop,
    Walk on through the turn,
    Though your chips be tossed and blown,
    Walk on, walk on, with hope in your hearts,"

  • edited June 2012
    My old man's got aces
    he raises up 3 times
    Big Blinds got pocket two's
    and he thinks that's just fine

    The flop looks good for aces
    but help for the pocket two's
    Turn is blank and river fine
    but aces are set mined!


    For Thewy (to tune of West Ham bubbles)

    I'm forever winning flips
    with AK or pocket pair
    I 4 bet all in
    they follow me in
    and like Rich Orf they fade and die

    Dealer please deal me aces
    deal me aces every time
    I'm forever running like Thewy
    Run like Thewy every time



  • edited June 2012
    "Dealer, give us a flop, dealer dealer give us a flop!"
  • edited June 2012
    Super, Super Tony
    Super, Super Tony
    Super, Super Tony
    Super Tony Kendall

    Rule Sky Poker!
    Sky Poker rule the Baize.
    Us players never, never, never will be re-raise.

    Tikay, Tikay, Tikay oi oi oi

    Tikay Tikay, wherever you may be,
    You eat beetroot in your own country,
    it could be worse,
    Could be scouse,
    and Rich Orford in your mansion house...
  • edited June 2012
     

    He's big, he's round, his advice is always sound.

    Ryan S, Ryan S.

     

    He's old, he's grumpy, stole his clothes from Humpty Dumpty.

    Tony K. Tony K

     

    Always smart, always funny, at side events he'll take your money

    Richard O, Richard O

     

    Gucci suits. forever tanned, using words we can't understand

    Carlo C, Carlo C

     

    Always Hot!, but never frumpy! The perfect match for Mr grumpy

    Sarah C, Sarah C.

     

    Bubbly this girl's got one helll of a giggle, not to mention sexy wiggle!

    Anna F, Anna F

     

    His chips he'll never spew, lets hope Vegas he'll pass day 2!

    Julian Thew, Julian Thew

     

    NFL he knows his stuff, Films he's a buff, at poker one big bluff

    James H, James H

     

    He's never heard, he's never seen, but he's the nut s behind the scenes

    Sky Dan B, Sky Dan B

     

    More than a few Aces, a couple of Jack the lads and several Queens put the team together and you've got the king of Pokertainment. Channel 865 soon to be 861


    Have a great show guys!

  • edited June 2012
    John Terry Brand Vodka - Made in London, Bottled in Moscow 'One shot and your legs go!'

    Oh...i think i misunderstood the game. (Had to get the rub down in....from an MUFC fan :) )
  • edited June 2012
    orford could you have chosen a worse topic for one of my rare appearances?

    i'll bring my homer sleep glasses

  • edited June 2012
    Posted this hand in the clinic and it was suggested i send this in for anaylsis. One of the few times i have felt i should have been able to fold kk pre in cash. Ofcourse i didn't becuase i'm an idiot and ended up calling fairly sure i was behind but would like a better player than me to take a look and could they make the decion given the small amount of time we have to process the information ingame. My reads on the player were that they were a solid player called my raises a couple of times and floated nothing to funky.

    Hand History #535680589

    From a mastercash 5p/10p table

    Im not going to be able to watch the show tonight as im off out but will hopefully catch a repeat, during the day. As most of the time as im working evenings behind a bar
  • edited June 2012

    I'm forever blowing bubbles

    sitting pretty bubbles with a pair

    they raise their high

    the flop makes me cry

    then my dreams just fade and die

    a fortunes always hiding

    When I shove my pair

    I'm forever blowing bubbles

    to fish who call with air

  • edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: Thursday Night Live on Sky Poker TV ***with Richard Orford, Julian Thew and Dave Bland*** (football chant competition inside):
    orford could you have chosen a worse topic for one of my rare appearances? i'll bring my homer sleep glasses
    Posted by yoyo
    Timed tournaments......easy one!
    Shove or fold.
    Discussion over move on to talking about Tikay & Scotty ! :-)
  • edited June 2012
    He's big he's round, he will probably nick your pounds, it's Greg Hogg, it's Greg Hogg. ): 
  • edited June 2012
    Have A great Show I will be watching.  My chant is to " We're off to Wembley Our Knee's have gone all Trembley la la la la

    TKs playing Poker

    This year he's not the Joker

    La La La La 

     Your Tony's on a Jolly

     He's going to get the Lolly

     La La La La

    We know he's very able

    to make the final table

    La La La La

    He needs to win some Doh 

    so playing Omaha Hi Lo 

    La La La La

    He really wants a Trophy

    to put it on the Sofie

    La La La La

    Orfords been gazumped 

    he's got the ragging hump

    La La La La

    The moral to this Chant

    Never tell TK he cant

    La La La La

    Yeah!   Well I liked it.?  Hugs Annie xxx

     

     
  • edited June 2012


    Hi guys.

    Chant along the tune of tom hark by the piranhas.

    Saw my mate the other day.
    he said to me he saw the white ivaay.
    so i asked .who his he.
    he said he goes by the name of teekaaaay.
    teekaaaay,teeekaaaay,he goes by the name of teekaaaay.


    have a good show guys,looking forward to it. :)
  • edited June 2012
    card dead yes i know i am card dead yes i know i am
  • edited June 2012
    The tournament director's a *******! The tournament director's a *******!

    Phil Ivey! It's just like watching Phil Ivey!



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