Well here it goes on popular demand Diary from a donkey

IDONKCALLU

As i have managed to get up to a ok bankroll i thought i do my own diary starting with £500 mainly i will be playing frenzys to sattelite into the main event each nite as i have a good record in these and i shall be playing mtts not sure which 1s yet but the reason for this diary is to keep me on the str8 n narrow to avoid taking shots on big cash tables gives me a aim a challenge to build my bankroll up just by playing frenzies and mtts my target well by the end of july i would like to get upto 4 figures hopefully i can achieve this i hope u guys give me support in doing this good luck all at the tables from steve  

DOHHHHHHH

GL Stevie C!

What about virtual and non-virtual animals? 

You have to tell us about your ups and downs on them too

IDONKCALLU

And sorry guys if my english is bad i didnt do school much when younger i was a nawty  till pubity kicked in was expelled so many times and got detentions so talking out of poker now i never done much english or anything at school but have been always good at maths anyway this will make u laugh on how bad i was at school i used to super glue peoples chairs i know bad lol nothing compared to this tho 1 day on 1 hour lunchbreak was playing footy with m8es i just grabbed the ball and kicked it up on the highest school building we have so the head master can get it so head master grabbed the ladder and got ball for us and then me being me at the time NAWTY  i grabbed the ladder and ran away with it took 2 hours till fire engine came to get him down i got expelled for 2 weeks lol so scholl wasnt my main adjective when i was younger but wish i could turn back the clock things coulda been different but hey i love poker i like the community on this site all is good

IDONKCALLU

this strictly poker no 1 wants to know my love to virtual animals 

pod1

gl mate, i will be reading intently.    phil

liamboi11

gl donk in your diary

GREGHOGG

I think during the two weeks you were expelled for leaving your headmaster abandoned on a roof lol, you must have missed the lessons on how to use full stops and commas. Don't worry though, your unique posting style makes the content even more interesting imo...

All the best in your diary and gl.

IDONKCALLU

haha greghogg thanks liam thanks guys i try n keep posted everyday on how i get on

unknown_username

Well done mate.

Looking forward to reading this.

splashies

Goooooooooooo IDCU. Include ur betting in here too and any tips you have from your time in the industry.

Lets us know if there are any markets that the bookies hate.

IDONKCALLU

loool splashies so far 4 bets and 1 winner on bonnie brae £4 at 13/2 other races lost £14 so profit of £12 so far i always like a punt on horses in afternoon as the sky poker mtts in afternoon are non existent

DOHHHHHHH

In Response to Re: Well here it goes on popular demand Diary from a donkey:

loool splashies so far 4 bets and 1 winner on bonnie brae £4 at 13/2 other races lost £14 so profit of £12 so far i always like a punt on horses in afternoon as the sky poker mtts in afternoon are non existent
Posted by IDONKCALLU

posted at 14/7/2012 1:48 PM BST on SkyPoker.com

IDONKCALLU Posts: 3199 First: 17/2/2011 Last: 14/7/2012

AFTER 1ST RACE NEWMARKET IM SATING CLEAR OF HORSES TODAY GOING TO GET ALOT OF SHOCK RESULTS WITH THE GROUND SO HEAVY

Dagnamit

Good luck Steve.

waller02

Bout time!!!!

This diary has the potential to be the hottest thread since bearlyther's!

Good luck m8, will be reading on a daily basis.

FlyingDagg

Good luck Donk ignore the grammar police and as for the tale of the headmaster I pmsl at that one

IDONKCALLU

thanks alot guys didnt think any 1 would be intresting in my posts as i have english grammar problems didnt think any 1 reads my bla bla bla boring post thanks for reading i will update how i get on in the frenzys later p.s if any of u have a stan james or labrokes account i am in a 215 euro mtt 2moro nite i sattelieted in for 6 euros its 75k guarenteed in prize pool so be over 350 players i think my alias on there is IWILLDONKU  

YOUNG_GUN

Epic bloggaments, gl mate

IDONKCALLU

thanks young gun  

IDONKCALLU

me and brrrrrrrrr in hu match in 15 mins if any 1 wants to rail

Curt360x27

Gl mate Gonna be the best diary on the site we need a rule though nobody is allowed to use full stops or commas at all

devonfish5

gl idcu

dev

unknown_username

Good luck lad.Hope you achieve your goal.

Paul

unknown_username

Has the makings of a legendary diary IDCU,

Good luck in the tourney tomorrow & keeping us all up to date with the goings on at  chez IDCU

& your poker exploits.

Mike

The_Don90

I thought my track record at school was bad but i think youve put me to shame. Also is that how you get 2 week expulsions. I got 3 days for repeatedly hitting a student with a chair. Sigh, jealous i wanted 2 weeks holiday.

gl with ur diary mate.

oynutter

Good luck me ole donk!

IDONKCALLU

haha curt yeah no fullstops or commas i can see more clearly anyway won my heads up match against brrrrrr what a battle that was  came from 2-0 down to win 4-3 get in

IDONKCALLU

different thing don this was head master lol still rememeber the day now 16 years on was funny thanks guys hope im here to stay for abit n not donk my roll of  yeah big tourney 2moro cant wait biggest buy in ive played just gonna play like any normal mtt BAD lol only sat in for 6 euros so win or lose be a experiece

unknown_username

Hope it goes well fella...GL and enjoy!

The_Don90

In Response to Re: Well here it goes on popular demand Diary from a donkey:

different thing don this was head master lol still rememeber the day now 16 years on was funny thanks guys hope im here to stay for abit n not donk my roll of  yeah big tourney 2moro cant wait biggest buy in ive played just gonna play like any normal mtt BAD lol only sat in for 6 euros so win or lose be a experiece
Posted by IDONKCALLU

Yeah thats what i mean about the differance.

IDONKCALLU

Start of day bankroll £500 didnt play any poker in afternoon as not very good mtts on so had a bet on horses bet on 4 horses and had 1 winner so won £12    then played my frenzy session for 3 hours made a nice profit of £17.75 so bankroll now £529.75 not playing much till about midnight as watching the boxing now good luck at the tables 

2012-07-14 19:00:39	1859198334	Tournament	£10k BH Frenzy.	No Limit	£22.00	£7.50		Hand Info
2012-07-14 19:00:33	1859198111	Tournament	£10k BH Frenzy.	No Limit	£0.00	£7.50		Hand Info
2012-07-14 17:19:35	1858965817	Tournament	£10k BH Frenzy.	No Limit	£0.00	£6.25		Hand Info
2012-07-14 16:52:19	1858901031	Tournament	£10k BH Frenzy.	No Limit	£22.00	£5.00		Hand Info

Lambert180

Good luck with your diary donk.

Although it is a bit annoying that by posting your account history all you can see is that you got the seat, and not whether it cost you 1 rebuy or 50, but I'll take your word for it

Setting financial targets is pretty bad, and setting one that involves turning £500 into £1000 in a month at low stakes is pretty hopeful lol.

Sorry I've got all my moaning out the way now, best of luck mate.