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chilling · November 2016

Couldnt he have just sucked it up?

goldon · November 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

Couldnt he have just sucked it up?
Posted by chilling

Nah! He was told invest in bricks & mortar in can only go up.

chilling · November 2016

Should have invested in a pair of Ruby Shoes and some magic mushrooms tbh.

goldon · November 2016

Wonder if he would be interested in Cliff top Dwelling in the South of England's Coastal erosion area. !

goldon · December 2016

Did you Know , neglect of a Thread for long periods of time is a.........

"Criminal Offence"

chilling · December 2016

Did you know, that volunteering for something that you are not accomplished in, can lead to utter

HUMILIATION...... gl goldon.

A good cause though.

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

Did you know, that volunteering for something that you are not accomplished in, can lead to utter HUMILIATION ...... gl goldon. A good cause though.
Posted by chilling

Or ........ VICTORY ,,,,, 4 the underdog.

Its not the winning its the taking part .......... 1st out is still a first. ?

goldon · December 2016

On a brighter note ......... they're predicting the end of the World....... silly ..... we'll never see it. !

goldon · December 2016

The Last Picture Show ... Tuesday 6th...... what next.! Don't put your hand up if you know the answer.?

goldon · December 2016

Are you richer than "The Queen" someone is....... think it's Mr Orford.! he's Rich.

goldon · December 2016

"Eureka"

Shoe manufacturers now telling us (not) to wear the same shoe's every day, you must buy two pair rotate them thus letting them dry out from your sweaty feet each day maintaining the leather and making them last longer. If you buy two pair they last twice as long if you buy three they last three time's as long. .... you do the math's.!

I found if you put your feet up ...... they last even longer.

chilling · December 2016

There is a lady in my village that sells the Big Issue,has done for years.East european i think. She has always shopped in Waitrose.1+1=3?

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Rubbish Re-Cycling:

There is a lady in my village that sells the Big Issue,has done for years.East european i think. She has always shopped in Waitrose.1+1=3?
Posted by chilling

The Female Security Guard frisk's them on the way out. That's how Paddy & Mick get their sexual pleasures.

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

Did you know, that volunteering for something that you are not accomplished in, can lead to utter HUMILIATION ...... gl goldon. A good cause though.
Posted by chilling

What's in a name change.? Lucky 7 striker shirt. ..... now Goldon7

chilling · December 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : What's in a name change.? Lucky 7 striker shirt. ..... now Goldon7
Posted by goldon

Shhh, don't tell Graham, he's quite particular.

goldon · December 2016

"Can't Pay we'll take it away."

D ... Day tomorrow ..... Wednesday the removal men.

goldon · December 2016

Think I've broken the Camera in the Photo-Booth. Cheers

chilling · December 2016

Are you fully covered?

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:
[QUOTE]Are you fully covered?
Posted by chilling

Wont know till they fix the camera....... but ....... think my weakness will show.

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

Are you fully covered?
Posted by chilling

Physically Mentally Financially

When you reach a certain age in Life you should always be covered.

chilling · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit : Physically Mentally Financially When you reach a certain age in Life you should always be covered.
Posted by goldon

Hence the need for an en suite.

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit : Hence the need for an en suite.
Posted by chilling

Potty under the Bed.

goldon · December 2016

Has Sky employed "Usain Bolt" struggle to win a race.

VespaPX · December 2016

I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
Posted by VespaPX

Me Finks he was a "Spartan" the Romans made him fight as Gladiator. Someone be along in a minute to correct me.! Chill out till then.

On a lighter note .... could I borrow your Vespa if it does 65+ mph ..... only way to beat The Bolt in Poker race.

goldon · December 2016

"Alway's read the Label"

Twiddling me thumbs yesterday so entered Omaha free roll at 5.30 evening, first time as normally play Holden.

So (thinking) it was Hi Lo Omaha couldn't understand why my low hand were losing. Durrrrrr !

chilling · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
Posted by VespaPX

wtf, now i know.Is he one of your fb friends vespa? And heres me thinking you had lost the plot.

paige55 · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

I am Spartacus and i am a Centurion
Posted by VespaPX

No I am Spartacaus xx

goldon · December 2016

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit:

In Response to Re: Re-Cycling Unit : No I am Spartacaus xx
Posted by paige55

"Stop it you Lot." You know fine well, I'm Asparagus. !

paige55 · December 2016

Now stop this I am sproutsagus xx

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