Officer Drivel...?

goldon · September 2016

When you already have enough on your plate ...... you don't need second helpings. a win is a win.

goldon · September 2016

"Gripe of the week" Luton Airport drop off / pick up charges......... what a rip off........ all that money they make and passenger's still have to walk hundred yards in the rain ......... no covered walk way.!

goldon · September 2016

Would you buy a Driverless car.! Sit in the back while it takes you to work. ?

When you get home in the evening, let it roam the streets on its own.

goldon · October 2016

We were told, be eco friendly buy Diesel cars ..... most people did.! Dealers put extra thousand on price and at the pumps it cost more ....... well you got more miles per litre.

Now we're told "Diesel" very bad for the environment .... buy All Electric car.! Dealers putting the price up.?

Mmm! Don't think another Nuclear power station to supply these cars with electricity is environmentally friendly.!!

goldon · October 2016

Best Free Energy is Solar ..... from the Sun. Trouble is ..... Only all year round Sun Britain gets is the.....

"SUN NEWSPAPER"

goldon · October 2016

The media have asked the Court Judge to lift the ban on naming the person in the Historic Se x abuse case by a laughing " Pirate Radio" disc jockey. The Judge ruled anonymity ...................... he can only be referred to as the "Jolly Roger'erer."

goldon · October 2016

New Record Album in the Shops " Keeping the Dream Alive " by the "Sleep Walkers"

goldon · October 2016

On the latest news that "Donald Trump" will win a landslide victory to become the next US President two American Companies shares .... have Rocketed. .............. Gun Shops & Undertakers.

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

We really need spitting image to come back.
Posted by chilling

Brass Eye.?

goldon · October 2016

Say what you mean ......... and mean what you say. "Tomato"

goldon · October 2016

Has Donald got the TRUMP card. Or Will clint get in ....... the lesser of the two Evils.?

We would never have a woman running the Nation ..... would we. !

goldon · October 2016

Avon Ladies ........ Amazons....... Witches ......... eye of nute leg of toad ?

goldon · October 2016

Does anything matter ...... ? Pitter Patter at a loose end

goldon · October 2016

Sharon Forgot the name of her Act .... how terrible.... we're all entitled to a Seniors moment ........the public will soon forget "Whats their Name" also. ?

goldon · October 2016

Will it matter in the UK ......who the next US President is " What did they ever do for us " ?

O yes friendly fire.! Wall street crash.! Halloween.?

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

They dished out the f AG's and choccy and nylons in the 2ndWW. And left their genes behind. A good effort!.
Posted by chilling

Our Girls to blame for levi's

goldon · October 2016

"The Apprentice" if these guy's & girls are the future of Great Britain ........ we're all doomed.!

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

As ive said before, the future of Britain lays in the hands of the corrupt. Loadsa money!!
Posted by chilling

Harry Enfield has a lot to answer for.!

goldon · October 2016

Donald Trump is becoming Donald Duck ...... he's going Qwackers.

goldon · October 2016

The Local Councils going to stop people walking their dogs in the Parks. ! Can't see that being enforced anytime soon........... not like wearing a seat belt where most people comply.

goldon · October 2016

"Trick or Treat" was invented by American Dentist.!

goldon · October 2016

"Paddy" Insures his Wife for Million Pounds then phones " Rentokill "

goldon · October 2016

Paddy calls Mick and tells him he wants his money back from "Rentokill" because the Wife is still waking about but he has six dead Rats on the Lawn.

goldon · October 2016

"This is Serious" The Sun Newspaper is Guilty of Cover-ups.? You seen page 3 lately. !

goldon · October 2016

Tomorrow Halloween ........... next the Tooth Fairy.

goldon · October 2016

"GOODBYE" ...... Oops! I mean " GOODBUY" Ordered Pizza delivered by this Gorgeous Girl.

Who say's there's no luck while playing Poker. ?

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : Cant possibly comment as apparently im sexist.
Posted by chilling

It does exist its a place ...... There's ESSEX ....... MIDDLESEX ...... and DOWNRIGHTSEX

It makes the World go round and fill's it up.!

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

What goes on in sussex and wessex then? sparcely populated.
Posted by chilling

They hand jive teen thing.!

goldon · October 2016

If your looking for sensible responses then your in the wrong thread.!

goldon · October 2016

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD" : Do i have to change my suit?
Posted by chilling

No just your sweaty socks.

Officer Drivel...?

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