Officer Drivel...?

goldon

It's better to have told a Joke and got no Laugh than to have never told a Joke.!

goldon

D Day tomorrow will he do a Houdini ....! ..... was the two year delay to get him of the hook.?  Mm!

goldon

 The Worm is Wriggling.!

goldon

Why did our Soldiers who made mistakes in the Iraq war get prosecuted,  the real Criminals escape.!

goldon

 Is there anything better !   Than squirting your hose at Rita Ora. ?

goldon

Life should not be taken Seriously .......... unless someone is pointing a gun at you. !

goldon

What a great way to end a siege ....... send in robo cop.

goldon

You can train an Animal to do tricks, give it shelter love it, feed it ......... but it can turn on you and bite. 

goldon

Not getting a pet Shark ever again.!

goldon

Thinking about swapping the Shark for Alligator. ! 

"Pet Shop owner," said,  they make great pet's but could cost Arm & leg to keep.?

goldon

So you think your un-lucky at Poker                                

            Half full Theory. !

 think your un-lucky ......... never won the Lottery .... picked the Grand National winner .... or won at Bingo.?

Well think again.?

You are Lucky really because....

 you've never been ....... struck by Lightning ....... fallen over a cliff ......been gored by a bull ..... run over by a bus...... trapped in a nudist colony ......  been made to sit through highlights of England's EU exit. 


 never say you're unlucky again. 

goldon

So what will "Cameron" be remembered for.? .......... Mm!  not a lot ? 

With "Blunder Woman" now becoming "Wonder Woman" at least No 10 will get new Curtains.! 

goldon

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

What nets or drapes?I think nets so she can see the cold callers.( Bog off!! )
Posted by chilling

We could have been worse oft !   we could have been lumbered with Boris the Chimp ... or even ... Mr Magoo.  ?

goldon

 Ladies are the Silent Assassins EU  ..... beware.?

goldon

Jagger .... Dagger still Lethal ....... never wore raincoat in his life.?

goldon

 The Summer is here and so is Popeye the Salior Man......... Grrrrrrrrrr

goldon

Wimps walk in the shade ...... fools lay in the Sun. !

goldon

When your se x pistol turns into Mr Blobby ....... ur getin old.!

goldon

THE VOTE WAS LEAVE.......... yes it was.?

goldon

No going back ...... go with the flow  ..... took 40 years to know EU was no good.... in the next !   tell me the majority was wrong. ?

goldon

There are so many injustices in this world   ( we tolerate )    but Good will always triumph over evil.

goldon

You done anything good today ........ ?  thats a no .... then.!

goldon

LLoyds  don't need you !

goldon

Thank Goodness ....... for warm evening and a cold beer.

goldon

If you close your Eyes ....... you can't see.

goldon

Love taking my dog for walks .......... we go dogging.?

goldon

I Cut my Toenails To day ....... just sayin !

goldon

Took the Dog to the Vet .........She gave it Injection ........ running around the rest of the day like a puppy.!

Me thinks wouldn't mind one of those myself.?

goldon

" Parking Eye "   Like to give them " Poke in the Eye "   

Went Shopping Retail Park bought few things bumped into friends, so sat in Costa Coffee chatting.!

Next week got Parking Ticket for £100 said, I overstayed the two hours permitted and accrued a fine.!

Picture showing my car entering time printed and leaving time printed. 

Hang on ....... I was Shopping and using the facilities

Told by Parking Eye ....... you overstayed the permitted time and if you do not pay the fine in 28 days you will incur further costs and be taken to Court.!    "What" !   you're having a Laugh.? 

No we are "Parking Eye "  and represent the Land Owner who's land you parked on. ?

It's a Shopping Centre ......... yes,  but it's Private Land.   ????

goldon

In Response to Re: "NON PARTICIPATION THREAD":

What's the problem? I would've sent you straight to jail without passing go and not collecting your £200.
Posted by chilling

You have entered a " Non Participation Thread " and accrued a fine of 100 lines.