Officer Drivel...?

goldon

Quiet please

goldon

Neglect is self inflicted

 

Enut

In Response to Re: Quite Room:

Quiet please
Posted by Jac35

Quite.

unknown_username

its always quiet when theres no problems you wait till someone gets disconnected or conna reg a freeroll then its bedlem

goldon

In Response to Re: Quite Room:

In Response to Re: Quite Room : I've got tinnitus so its rather noisy in here.
Posted by chilling

Is that Man Booobs ?

goldon

In Response to Re: Quite Room:

Quiet please
Posted by Jac35

Thank you correction officer took me whil tooo spots

goldon

 Need to lie down........ and contemplate.!

goldon

We all make Mistakes ............ our Parents did .......... in a dark room.?

goldon

 No Shady Characters in ear  ...... ty

only Colourful Characters.

goldon

 This is now the Dark Room you can put your Dark Secrets in here no one can see them !

I will start........ while the wife was out I put her tanning lotion on ........ see my Avatar.

unknown_username

I look at my wifes underwear on the line and think,........it used to be half that size.......sigh.

goldon

The wife is away so had to do the washing......... all my shirts are Pink now,  yet I never put anything pink in the machine,  very odd.?

unknown_username

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

The wife is away so had to do the washing......... all my shirts are Pink now,  yet I never put anything pink in the machine,  very odd.?
Posted by goldon

 You find this when you buy pink shirts, pink is the new white...  

goldon

 I'm not saying my wife has put on weight but on my last car service the Garage said the shocks on the passengers side need replacing.!

Darkangel7

In Response to Re: Quiet Dark Room:

We all make Mistakes ............ our Parents did .......... in a dark room.?
Posted by goldon

Only because of the power cuts and no late night poker 

goldon

 "The Wife," is always telling me ...... men can only do one thing properly...... make babies.!

   " And they rush that " ?

goldon

Man is suing the Police for Free'ing him from captivity in dark dungeon cellar.  "He told the Judge"!   "I paid good money to Miss Whiplash and want compensated." ?

goldon

  Did the B.B.C. have a dark room with secrets ..........  must have been very crowded in there. ?

goldon

I asked the Council for details on Planning Committee Meeting....... under the "Free-dom of Information" Act;

They refused under the "Data Protection" Act.?

goldon

You know,  we walk around not noticing things till someone points them out.  I was chatting to my Neighbour when he said,  " The tree's at the end of our Garden's will be falling down soon, they have Ivy creeper on them killing them off." !   "Now everywhere I go I see this creeper Ivy on tree's.  ? Spooky !  OK  Creepy !

goldon

Ever noticed how many charity shops there are in the high street or fast food outlets or pot holes in the roads. ?

goldon

Been in "Mc Donald's" lately ....... The Menue's in 10 different languages

goldon

  Did you "Know"  if you're in a blacked out room and you put sunglasses on you can see better.!

goldon

  You can always tell when a Women is getting old  .............. gravity takes over. ?

 Why do Women take up Gardening when they get old ........ they've gone to pot.

goldon

  The Wife wanted us to live somewhere in the Country so we moved to a place called "Saggy Bottom"  she felt right at home. !


 Went to the Shops with the Wife to buy new Bra's ......  was uplifting experience.

goldon

Everything has its Beauty but not everyone sees it. (confucius)  Jokes that are funny but not everyone agree's (goldon) 

goldon

We Men........ all have Adam's Apple to remind us, never trust a Woman.?

67Bhoys

I flashed at my wife in a darkened room......she said she couldn't see the point.

goldon

  Away Player's are ............... Promiscuous!

goldon

 Light's off ........... or ........... Light's on.  ?  


Is it better to see what your getting ...or... imagine something better.?

yuranASSet

My wife keeps telling me I shouldn’t pee in the bath – or if I really have to I should at least wait till she gets out.