Officer Drivel...?

goldon · May 2016

At some time in my life I have to face the fact. I'm going to meet my maker.?
going round to see mum & Dad .......... !

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

At some time in my life I have to face the fact. I'm going to meet my maker.? going round to see mum & Dad .......... !
Posted by goldon

"Always look after your Mum" ....... Dads, are tight wads.!

VespaPX · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

My Phone Answer Machine said, "You have no Messages" at least someone talks to me.! Why does the phone always ring when your in the Loo.? The door bell when you're in the bath.!
Posted by goldon

Why do you answer your phone when you're on the loo?

You have an answerphone for that! :-)

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

In Response to Re: The Dark Room : Why do you answer your phone when you're on the loo? You have an answerphone for that! :-)
Posted by VespaPX

Strange as it may seem I don't have a phone in the Loo or front door in the bathroom. PPi & Indian call centers usually hang up when the answer machine kicks in "Hence no messages." By the time I get down stairs with the towel wrapped round me, nobody at the door but the watch tower is on the mat. ?

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

You would probably need a towel after being in the loo and not on the loo.Feet first ? Or head first?
Posted by chilling

People have been known to wash their feet in those French bidet toilets thinking that's what they're for.? "butt "
I have one in our house and know it's for washing your hair. !

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

Nooooooooooooo.............ive been around clients properties and thought they were drinking fountains...........i feel ill.
Posted by chilling

Chocolate Fountain ...... Mm! yummy

goldon · May 2016

"I have a Complaint"

We are becoming a Nation of complainers. !

VespaPX · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

Im not sure if this a dark post ,but has anyone played poker whilst sitting on the loo.Cos i have.plenty.TMI.
Posted by chilling

Need to report you for chip dumping!

goldon · May 2016

My two's always go down the Toilet.?

goldon · May 2016

I can't believe my thread has ended up with toilet humour. Ok! it's only a flash in the pan.!

goldon · May 2016

Lovely weather just lately are you all enjoying Sky's Air Conditioning.?

goldon · May 2016

Diodgeness the rabid Pit Bull refuses to be put down.? long live Diogenes. !

VespaPX · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

Diodgeness the rabid Pit Bull refuses to be put down.? long live Diogenes. !
Posted by goldon

Just needs worming

goldon · May 2016

Wow!
The winner of young musician of the year, sadly no Sax but well deserved awesome Cellist only seventeen years old.

goldon · May 2016

Poker Weather ....... Heaters & Coolers

goldon · May 2016

Really Gutted for the chap that had bag of Cash stolen from his parked Super car. !

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

Friends Daughter had lovely jet black hair down to her waist she spent hours combing it every day and was proud of it as lots of people would comment on how lovely it was. So very surprised to see her one day with shoulder length hair and asked why she had it cut. "She said, she was offered £65 for it from a wig maker gave the money to Charity." How brilliant is that.
Posted by goldon

Re; Another real life "Rapunzel" but with longer hair ....... down to her ankles. Miss Dashik Gubanova Freckle, has been growing it since 2003 and will also give it to charity to make wigs like my neighbour. But not till 2017 when it reaches her feet.
Will it be a Record.? Think that's what she's after.!

goldon · May 2016

"For Sale" Navman 4000 fish finder.! anyone interested. ?

goldon · May 2016

One interested Customer from Birds Eye left quietly. 4000 fish not enough.?

"Silly boy, missed out on free trial... no fish no pay." !

goldon · May 2016

The Russians are coming but they will have to get in the queue ...... there are others rushing to come as well.?

Why on earth would they want to invade broke over populated Britain .... like taking on B.H.S.

goldon · May 2016

In Response to Re: The Dark Room:

Cos they want to play on SkyPoker, invading Guernsey dont have the same ring to it!!
Posted by chilling

There's nothing quite like a female Russian spy........... " Annaonatop "

goldon · May 2016

Car Crash Poker ...... it's not who's right ...... it's who's left. !

goldon · May 2016

Booked Holiday going round grave yards reading the Epitaphs but the wife said it's morbid and doesn't want to go .......... so oft to see the Pyramids and read the Hieroglyphics in Egypt on my own.

goldon · May 2016

Wife complaining.! I never listen to a word she say's.? Oh! yes I do ..... "You said Dinner."

goldon · May 2016

All your Questions on "TILT" answered here.!

Nudge Nudge

goldon · May 2016

What ever happened to the Last Waltz ?

goldon · May 2016

Save the last waltz

goldon · May 2016

To sleep or not to sleep that is the question. Why would any young man pick up a gorgeous young girl and sleep .....with her. other things more important.

goldon · June 2016

We like to think our Daughters are getting the best education available when we scrimp & scrape to send them to posh 30 grand a year private School. ! So when your Neighbour posts the sun newspaper through your door and ask's " Is that your Belinda on the front page." Shock Horror ! it is.

goldon · June 2016

What use are "Shark's" ? accept to make films or bite your leg off. !

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