What's the best contraceptive ? Well ! found out at the Annual Firms Christmas Bash ? The Union Rep hired a Stripper, we all expected tasty bird so got front seats. Blimey ! She was twenty stone had flab hanging everywhere put me off rumpy pumpy for life.! The Image is implanted in my brain. ? Never call the wife fat again.
Legend's are Mortal ....... immortal's are Legend's ...... in the Human Race we are all racists. Disease does not see Race Colour or Religion. Life goes.! Life goes on. Disease is a lottery ? Lottery is a disease. !
Should we be worried that if we leave the EU .... we will lose jobs, small businesses close, high un-employment late trains buses not running the N.H.S. struggling to cope, sick people in corridors and the police unable to catch criminals, prisons over crowded everyone who can work on benefits, fat cat Lawyers Politicians getting fatter being invaded with Immigrants , terrorists having British passports . we can't let that happen.!
In Response to Re: The Dark Room : This fall in the market is just colonic irrigation........... a little messy. No not the footballer. Posted by chilling
So The Mad Scientist touring the Country with Boris the Chimp ! got the result.? "Should we be worried" could he become PM he's already PM Pri Mate but Prime Minister of the UK. Mm!
Only History can tell ....... remember "Claudius" .... Rome though him the fool only for him to survive the cull to become one of the longest lasting and best served Emperors of the Era ? Will Boris make the grade.! Having him fronting the Leave campaign was considered joke by Cameron but who's laughing now.
Give a little "Whistle" ...... now we've left the Politically correct Mad People can we now whistle after the Girls.?
Scaffolder's & Builders told " You can't whistle at passing Women its sexist. So, asked the wife would she be upset if Workmen whistled at her as she passed building site.! she said, "Only if she turned around and it wasn't for her." ?
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Ok! is it about having the Medical Condition. ! nope. Having lot's of money.! nope?
It's ... yes ....... "Underpinning your house."
Just what I needed for quiet evening in, nothing on telly, br busted.
Thinking of naming my house "Banksy" he might come and paint picture on my wall. ?
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Another day in the life of Poker
Anyone been to the Hygienist lately and got the Failed Dentist trainee who now charges £49.00 yes! quid for 30 minutes clean.
Mm! Got the Wrong bird ........ me finks, needed the one that goes inside the Crocodiles jaws while it sleeps and cleans its teeth,! 4 nothing.?
Oops ! that's what its like now. ?
In 4 a Penny ...... in 4 a Pound. !
Wall Street crash investor's jumping out of windows thats serious !
"The Grapes of Wrath"
Leaving the EU "The Yellow Brick road."
Only History can tell ....... remember "Claudius" .... Rome though him the fool only for him to survive the cull to become one of the longest lasting and best served Emperors of the Era ? Will Boris make the grade.! Having him fronting the Leave campaign was considered joke by Cameron but who's laughing now.
Scaffolder's & Builders told " You can't whistle at passing Women its sexist. So, asked the wife would she be upset if Workmen whistled at her as she passed building site.! she said,
"Only if she turned around and it wasn't for her." ?